Wedding Vows
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"Do you Roxanne Nikaidou, take Mantaro Takeo Kinniku, do be your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked.
Someone muttered "I never knew Mantaro had a middle name." He was then poked in the ribs.
"Yes."
"To love, honored and cherish?"
"Yes."
"Through sickness and in health?"
"Yes."
"For richer or for poorer?"
"Yes."
"Through great intelligence and stupidity? Stupidity is underlined for some reason."
"Yes."
"Even though he's often gassy?"
"Yes." Roxanne felt sweat drops of annoyance form.
"Even though he often embarrasses you in front of friends and family?'
"Yes." What was up with these vows?
"Even though he once threw up on your puppy?'
"Mantaro, want the the hell is up with all these weird wedding vow?" The bride began to shake the groom.
"Just covering all the bases, babe."
Roxanne hit Mantaro with her bouquet.