An Odd Love Story
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: Own no one.
t started when Jacqueline McMadd saved Dik Dik Van Dik from being beaten up by a gang of toughs. She used a lead pipe which became quite bloody after she was done with them.
Of course, Dik Dik's fellow chojins teased him about being saved by a girl. He was used to being teased about being beaten up, so he didn't mind so much.
In fact he said that there was no shame in being saved by a female if the female in question was tough.
Jacqueline was quite intrigued by Dik Dik's defense. Many people had complimented her on her looks, some on her business skills, but none had noted her brutal street fighting abilities.
So she asked him to go shopping with her.
She was rather surprised when he agreed to. Many men didn't like to shop for clothes, and if they did, they wouldn't admit it.
They went for dinner afterwards. Dik Dik had too much wine and showed Jacqueline just how good he looked in a dress. Jacqueline was smitten. (Yes, she was that type of woman)
Everyone was shocked when they got married 6 months later. But they had to admit, he did look damn good in that dress.
No one said that they would work out, that Jacqueline was too frivolous and Dik Dik wasn't man enough.
But they did. With each other, they could be themselves. Jacqueline learn that woman could the ass-kicker in the relationship and Dik Dik learned that it was okay for the man to be the protected one.
However at their 50th anniversary party, friends and family wished that Dik Dik would realized he no longer looked quite as good in a dress.