Thanks Pixie! This is the first part of my second episode.. The second and last part is in my head, still.. But I'll write it soon.. Of course, If you'd like me to!

ENTER THE BABOON

Summary

A mysterious villain steals a monkey idol which seems to be connected to an old Inca legend. Meanwhile Kim, persuaded by Monique, tries to bring her relationship with Ron to the next level, confusing the poor "Boo-Yah" boy.

First Part

(We are on the streets of Middleton. Kim and Monique are walking to school. Ron is not there)

Monique: "This time Bonnie is not totally wrong. You two don't look like a real couple"

Kim: "It's I just don't know what to do. That's quite strange, I mean..You know a person who is your best friend since preK, and then suddenly.. He's your boyfriend – or something like that"

Monique: "Maybe it's hard, but my suggestion is to act more like you were his girlfriend"

Kim: "Meaning what!"

Monique: "You know what I mean… going out the evening in restaurants… being sugary…"

Kim: "Stop right now. That's not like me!"

Monique: "I assure you were like this, during that "moodelator" story…"

Kim: "I wasn't myself, during that "moodelator story".. Come on. I don't think Ron would like it"

Monique: "Maybe that's what Ron wants the most: you two to act like a real couple. Did you ever think at that?"

Kim: "I… don't know… he hasn't been very sugary lately.."

Monique: "I think he's too shy to do it. But maybe, that's what he'd like to do. Maybe if you're the one doing the first step, he will follow after"

Kim: "I'm not sure.."

Monique: "Listen.. You're very harmonious, but you were like that also when you were just friends. I think you must go into the second phase: BS"

Kim: "Meaning…?"

Monique: "Being sugary"

Kim: "I don't know how to be sugary!"

Monique: "I'll help. Until you will learn. For example, why don't you let him accompany you at school with his scooter?"

Kim: "He doesn't want to. He says he needs to "feel the road" when he drives, and that I would disturb him!"

Monique: "Ron is… unique! By the way, it was just an idea. It's not essential. All you have to do is… when you say hi… when you talk to him… when you kiss him… being sugary! Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you go to the cinema to see "The love story of a waitress in love"?"

Kim: "That soppy movie?"

(Ron arrives with his scooter)

Ron: "Hi girls!"

Monique: "Hi Ron!"

(Monique looks at Kim with a self-explanatory look)

Kim (she watches Monique,then talking to Ron): "H-hi honey…"

Ron (surprised): "H.. Hi, KP!"

Ron (embarrassed): "Do.. do you wanna get on my scooter? We can go to school together.."

(Monique winks to Kim)

Kim (embarrassed): "…. Fine"

(They go, leaving a very satisfied Monique behind. They finally arrive at school, and Ron parks his scooter)

Kim: "So.. thank you...darling.."

Ron (perplexed): "Herr.. Yes.. You're welcome"

(They enter in school together. After this, we see a few short flashes: Ron going to open his locker, Kim sticking to him; Ron going to the bathroom, Kim waiting for him at the door; then we are in the cafeteria, and they are sitting on the same table in front of each other. Monique sits on another table behind Ron, so that Kim can always see her, and she listens to what they say)

Ron: "… and yesterday I reached the fourth level of "Magic Sword 3" in only one day! It was really hard, though."

Kim (apparently interested): "That's great, Ron.. I mean.. honey.."

(Rufus is shocked)

Ron (embarrassed): "… Hem… eheh, yeah… You were sarcastic, weren't you?"

Kim (trying to be convincing): "Not at all! I mean.. It must have been tough!"

Ron (shocked): "Herr… yeah.."

(Rufus and Ron stare to each other for a moment. Kim quickly looks at Monique, who winks)

Ron (changing subject): "So… what about going to the cinema, this evening..?"

Kim: "Sure! I wanted to see "Kill Bi..""

(Monique gesticulates frantically)

Kim: "That is.. We could see "The love story of a waitress in love""

Ron (really shocked): "That sloppy… I mean…sure! And later we coul go to Buen.."

(Monique simulates a kiss, so Kim suddenly kisses Ron. That's a long kiss)

Monique (whispering): "That's how it's done, girl!"

(Later, Kim is talking to Wade into her locker)

Wade: "Drakken has disappeared, and there's no emergency ongoing. I guess you can take a rest, today!"

Kim: "That's so boring. Wade… Can I ask you something?"

Wade (curious): "Sure!"

Kim (embarrassed): "What do you think about me and Ron being… sugary?"

Wad: "That would be odd! But.. now you're a couple afterall…"

Kim: "Today we are going to the cinema, to see "The love story of a waitress in love"…"

Wade (shocked): "That soppy movie?"

(Ron arrives)

Ron: "Hi again Kp! Hi Wade!"

Kim: "Hy honey!"

Wade (hilarious): "Honey?"

Kim: "Wade was in a hurry, weren't you, Wade?"

Wade: "Was I?"

Kim: "Bye, Wade"

(Kim closes her locker, then talks to Ron)

Kim: "Dear, I have to go to gym to practice some new cheerleader's move.. would you wait for me?"

Ron: "Herr.. sure.."

(She goes away. When she's gone, Ron quickly opens her locker. Wade is still on the screen)

Ron: "Wade, what did she tell you?"

Wade (pretending not to know anything): "Tell me… about what?"

Ron: "About me! She's acting oddly! And I'm a bit scared!"

Wade (worried): "Oddly? What do you mean?"

Ron: "She calls me "honey"! Or "darling"! Or with some other words I don't understand! And she wants to see "the love story of a waitress in love"!

Wade: "That soppy movie?"

Ron: "Wade, what am I supposed to do?"

Wade (embarrassed): "Would you mind leaving me out of your relationship..?"

Ron: "Please, Wade, help me!"

Wade (scared): "I'm kind of busy, now. By, Ron!"

(The comunication is interrupted. Ron closes the locker and leans on it, with a sulky look. Then he has an idea)

Ron (surprised by his own cleverness): "I got it! She is manipulated by Drakken! Or maybe she's not even the real KP! Maybe she's only another Drakken's Synthodrome!"

Rufus (coming out of his pocket): "Yeah!"

Ron (determined): "But I'll unmask her!"

Ron (suddenly worried): "… or him!"

Rufus: "Bleah!"

(Ron's plan starts by spying Kim during her cheer squad's training. He sneaks into the gym, then he hides. But Kim dances and jumps as usual.)

Ron: "That KP-looking synthodrome is as agile as the original KP! Drakken did a good work, this time! But not good enough to fool us, am I right Rufus?"

Rufus: "Right!"

Ron: "So, here's the plan! Listen carefully, buddy! When she ends up her training, I'll stop her with an excuse, and you'll bite her! She should liquefy like that Erik-Synthodrone, remember?"

Rufus: "Roger!"

(After a while, the train is finally finished)

Kim: "That's enough, girls! See you all tomorrow"

Ron: "You were great, KP!"

Kim (surprised): "Ron.. That is.. Darling! Were you watching me?"

(Rufus quickly comes out of Ron's pocket and bites Kim on her ankle)

Kim: "Ouch! Rufus! Why did you do it?"

Ron (surprised): "You're not liquefying!"

Kim: "What? Why should I?"

Rufus (sincere): "Sorry!"

Ron: "So you're not a Synthodrone?"

Kim: "A synthodrone? You thought I was a Synthodrone? But WHY?"

Ron: "See, KP…"

(Kimunicator beeps. Kim rapidly answers to it)

Kim: "What's the sitch?"

Wade: "Yo, Kim! Remember when I said you could take a rest today? I was wrong. Mrs Selya Walker would like to talk with you about a robbery in her museum, near Chicago"

Kim: " A robbery in a museum? What has been stolen?"

Wade: "A statue representative a monkey. Does it remind you someone?"

Kim: "Monkey Fist…"

Ron (dejected): "Not that guy again!"

Wade: "Mrs Walker is waiting for you at the museum"

Kim: "Right. We are going. After I take a shower, obviously.."

(Kim turns the kimunicator off; after about half an hour,Kim (dressing her battle suit) and Ron are near Chicago, in the museum, talking with Mrs Walker. She is a Woman (about 55 years old) with long white hairs and glasses. She dresses the typical archaeologist clothes, with a brown hat on her head)

Mrs Walker: "I'm very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Mrs Walker."

Kim: "I'm Kim Possible. Nice to meet you."

Ron: "And I'm Stoppable. Ron Stoppable. But you can call me simply Ron. And this is Rufus!"

Rufus (on Ron's shoulder): "Hiii!"

Mrs Walker: "I'm glad you came. Ms Possible, Mr Simply Ron, Mr Rufus, please follow me"

(Ron and Kim follow the woman into an aisle of the museum, and they stop right in front of a broken showcase)

Ron: "That's where the monkey statue was?"

Mrs Walker: "Exactly, Mr Simply Ron. The statue was stolen last night."

Kim: "Did anyone see the thief?"

Mrs Walker: "No, he was very efficient. He neutralized all our guards and all the security cameras, before stealing the statue."

Kim: "The statue had a big value?"

Mrs Walker: "No. In my opinion, it was ugly. But I took it in my museum, 'cause it was an idol strictly connected to an old Inca legend."

Ron: "Here it comes again. Was it something about a lord-of-the-monkeys prophecy?"

Mrs Walker: "Are you an archaeologist , too, Mr Simply Ron?"

Ron: "Actually.."

Kim (interrupting Ron sweetly): "No, he's only very clever. Can you tell us all you know about this legend, Mrs Walker?"

Mrs Walker: "Of course. I heard about it when I was leading a research in a village in Peru. It's about a monkey coming down from space which will confer a big power to whom will sacrifice it to the great monkey-God, in a special Inca temple in Peru"

Ron (shivering): "A monkey-God?"

Rufus (shivering): "Brrrr!"

MrS: "Indeed, that statue is an idol representing that monkey-god I was talking about."

Kim (thinking): "A monkey coming down from space.."

Ron: "Frederick, the spacemonkey!"

Kim: "Of course! Honey, you're a genius!"

(Kim hugs and kisses Ron.)

Mrs Walker: "How sweetie!"

(It's night. Kim and Ron reach fast her father's space laboratory, in order to talk with Mr Dr Possible about Frederick.)

Mr Dr P: "So you think that Lord Montey Fisk could believe to this foolish prophecy, and come to abduct Frederick as soon as he comes back to Earth, to sacrifice him to an Inca monkey-similar idol, stolen from a museum in Chicago?"

Ron: "I couldn't explain it better."

Kim: "It's very probably Monkey Fist will come in your lab, dad. Frederick will come back tonight, so I thought we should wait for him here."

Mr Dr P: "I don't believe at all this profecy-thing, but I won't let anyone sacrifice Frederick! We will sleep here tonight, and wait for him to come!"

Kim: "Daddy, really, there's no need for you to wait for him, too. I and Ron can handle this easily. Go home, and don't worry!"

Mr Dr P (yawning): "If you're sure.. Just tell him "hi" for me. Ah, only one last thing… Ron could you come closer, please?"

(Ron gets closer to Kim's father)

Mr Dr P (whispering into Ron's ear): "You two won't be alone in the lab during the night. Plus a security camera will film you ALL the time, so… Don't even try to do anything with my little Kimmie, or I'll send you to a place where no one will be able to find you!"

(Ron gulps terrified, while Dr James Possible goes away with a smile on his face)

Kim: "What did he tell you, darling?"

Ron (embarrassed): "Herr… nothing… KP… I'd like to ask you something.."

(Rufus comes out of Ron's pocket and vanishes into another room, leaving Ron and Kim alone)

Kim (embarrassed): "You can ask me anything, dear!"

Ron (in difficulty): "So… I am very happy to be your boyfriend, you know.."

Kim (panicky): "But?"

Ron (much more in difficulty): "No "but"! There's nothing wrong with this!"

Kim (relaxed): "So..?"

Ron: "It's just.."

(Suddenly they hear a "voice" screaming. It's Rufus' voice. They hurry in the direction that voice came from, and they meet with Rufus (who was running back), who quickly hides into Ron's pocket. Ron and Kim look ahead, and they see a monkey shape hidden in the shadows of the dark room. Frederick's spaceship isn't arrived yet, so it can't be him. Kim and Ron soon realize it.)

Kim: "Come out NOW, Monkey Fist!"

Ron (a bit scared): ".. or just go away…"

Voice: "I think you're looking for the wrong guy…"

(A monkey appears from the shadows. It is a monkey bigger than usual with a pouch and a blue suit on him, and a purple mantle)

Ron (terrified): "WHO ARE YOU?"

Monkey: "There's no need to scream.."

(The monkey can speak.)

End of the first part