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Inara Cabot- thanks, Sara in bed with Grissom now there's a thought!
"Nick you are to ring Warrick on the payphone and ask for how shall I say this, a certain service" Nick looked sternly at him.
"What!" cried Nick as he was shushed for shouting.
"Fine" he said making his way to the stairs. Sara quickly ran back to the room grabbing the second bottle of tequila.
"It's dark," mumbled Sara.
"Well yes it is night. Don't tell me your afraid" said Greg putting on a spooky voice before jumping at his shadow.
"Oh yer I'm scared" beamed Sara. The reception was poorly lit there was only a blinking light above the payphone.
"What's his number?" hissed Nick. Sara recited it to him.
"How do you know that?" questioned Greg as Nick dialled.
"Catherine has it on the front of her address book" Greg raised an eyebrow at this.
"Hey it's ringing"
"Hello. Is that Jumbo?" asked Nick putting on a deep voice.
"I need the services of jumbo" he said his voice changing due to laughter.
"He hung up," said Nick breaking down and tripping over his feet so he sat cross-legged on the floor grinning.
"Give it here" Sara took the phone from him and dialled again.
"Hey Warrick. Listen I was just wondering since your numbers on the front of Catherine's phone book if you're the reason she keeps moaning in her sleep?"
Sara burst into snorting laughs and hung up.
"He said if I had his number I would moan in my sleep too" she grinned.
"Do you think he knew?" asked Greg suddenly serious while swaying on one foot.
"What" asked Nick as Sara pulled him up.
"We were…drunk" he whispered the last part. Sara nodded.
"Damn" said Nick finally making it to his feet.
"Hey my turn" grinned Greg downing the last of the bottle.
"You have to" Sara thought for a minute.
"Put on Cath's clothes," laughed Nick.
"Only if you do too" sulked Greg.
"Hey we did ours," protested Nick as Greg dragged him up the stairs.
"And Sara's a girl that's not embarrassing" he pointed at her.
"She can wear mine" beamed Greg. Sara marched back into Nick and Greg's room picking up Greg's shirt and removing her own top. Nick and Greg just stared at her stood in her bra and shorts as she slipped Greg's bright blue and red shirt on. The shirt was too big and nearly covered her shorts.
"Ok your turn" she said pushing the two of them into the doorway of her room. Greg picked up Catherine's light pink tee shirt and examined it while Nick looked at her white vest top.
"Come on" moaned Sara switching from leg to leg.
"Nice dance" laughed Nick taking his own shirt off.
"I need to pee. I'm not doing with you two here," she protested.
"But you'll strip!" shouted Greg getting the top stuck on his head. Catherine woke with a start at Greg shouting. She sat bolt up right not quite believing she was awake. Greg had frozen one leg in the air her top pulled half way down him. Nick was stood at the end of the bed Catherine's white vest top stretched over him, his trousers by his ankles. Sara was stood legs crossed next to him bouncing up and down.
"Hi" said Greg nervously.
"It was a dare they made me do it," said Nick pulling his trousers up.
"What the hell" Sara Greg and Nick all backed up so they were stood along the wall.
"Ok tell me one at a time what you are doing" Catherine looked Greg up and down as he stood sheepishly against the wall. His cheeks were tinged pink.
"Well we were playing I spy and Nick said it was boring so I went and got his from the bar" he held up the empty bottle. "Then we had some and Sara came so we played truth or dare and had to do this," he said waving his arms. Catherine's attention now fell to Nick, whose muscles were showing through her top.
"I had to phone Warrick," he said looking at the floor.
"WARRICK?" questioned Cath.
"He knew we were drunk," added Greg.
"And then I said Greg had to put your clothes on but he said I had to as well" said Nick rubbing his foot on the floor. Catherine now turned to Sara who was stood wearing Greg's shirt and moving as if someone had put itching powder down her back.
"I had to put Greg's clothes on but I didn't tell them to do this"
"DID," shouted Greg and the three of them started arguing again.
"QUIET" shouted Catherine causing them all to jump back.
"I don't know what the heck you were all thinking. You have to work tomorrow and I thought you were more grown up" Greg looked as if he would cry and muttered sorry.
"Is there anything else you have done in this state" everyone kept quiet.
"I suggest Nick, Greg you two go get changed into your own clothes and go down stairs and bring some coffee up. Then Sara can come and sleep in your room I'm not having her in here" she added. Greg and Nick sulked out the room. Catherine stared straight at Sara and smirked.
"I'm sorry," she mumbled. Catherine couldn't help but laugh.
"Can I go now I really, really have to pee?" she said dancing on the spot again Catherine nodded and Sara bolted by her into the bathroom. Then Catherine burst out laughing.
The three were now back on the one room all sat round the bed attempting to sober up by drinking a ton of water but decided some beer would help.
"It's not fair," moaned Greg stuffing his finger in the top of his water bottle before licking it. "Cath is so boring" he said putting on a childish voice.
"I think it's from being a mother," said Sara matter of fact.
"well I'm bored!" announced Greg.
"Hey you sounded just like Hodges," laughed Nick. Greg slapped his hand to his mouth and rolled around on the bed making chocking sounds.
"Oh lets do impressions," Sara shouted excitedly as everyone nodded.
"Ok me first" Said Nick getting up and splashing water everywhere.
"Guess who I am" he started standing up as straight as he could in his current state.
"Here are you assignments. No talking chewing, having fun or smiling allowed," he said saluting himself. "And I will stare at Sara's backside while she processes crime scenes but refuse to admit I fancy her"
"GRISSOM" shouted Greg waving his arms around. Sara blushed red.
"Wait he stares at me?" both men nodded.
"You know I openly stare at you and don't clam to be looking at the bug next to you" grinned Greg.
"Ok me next," said Sara getting up as Nick sat down.
"Stop messing about this is work. Oh Ecklie the nasty girl shouted at me because I flirted with a suspect" said Sara putting on a girly tone. Both Nick and Greg burst into snorts of laughter. "I also stare at Warrick but then again I stare at anything male!"
"CATHERINE" they both cried laughing.
"You missed the part where she got upset because Ecklie doesn't fancy her" spluttered Greg nearly chocking on his drink. "Then you have to just pretend nothing happened and carry on being the big boss" he finished.
"Ok Greg you next!" said Nick pushing him up so Sara lay on the bed next to him.
"I don't do impression's how about I sing?" both Nick and Sara nodded so Greg turned on the radio waiting for the next song to play.
"Ok" he said grabbing a bottle of water and holding it like a microphone. U2 City of Blinding lights began to play.
"OH" shouted Sara jumping of the bed and using her bottle as a microphone too. Nick just shrugged and decided to join in.
Next door Grissom turned in his sleep he could hear a sort of humming that stirred him. Not fully awake he realised it was music still half asleep he could swear he could hear Sara singing.
"OH YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL…TONIGHT" the three shouted rather than sung. Greg jumped on the bed and began playing air guitar while Nick twirled Sara.
"Oh" moaned Greg as the song ended. He flopped down on the bed.
"Tired" he muttered closing his eyes. Greg lay his eyes shut and listened to Sara and Nick talk, this was his turn to get revenge!
"Sara come to bed" he laughed stroking the bed. Sara flopped down next to him when Greg accidentally knocked over his bottle of water soaking Sara.
"HEY" she shouted getting up
"Right" she threw a bottle at him and before long all three were soaking wet.
"Well I'm still bored" said Greg after they had been sat a while.
"Well let's have some fun then! It's only 2am come on" cried Sara getting up quickly flanked by Greg.
"What we going to do?" asked Nick fiddling with Greg's video camera.
"Let's film Cath and prove she snores," cried Greg suddenly grabbing the camera.
"Oh we could make her and Grissom less…stuffy" she finished.
"Yeah" Greg ran out the room and nearly straight into Cath's door dripping water all over the corridor.
"SHUSH" he shouted loudly receiving a clip on the back of the head from Sara. He stuck his key in the lock and turned it slowly. Sara took the camera from him and began filming. Catherine was now laid in bed an eye mask on gently snoring, with the occasional snort. The three smothered their laughs as Greg wondered into the bathroom reappearing with Catherine's bag.
"Hey Sara is this yours or hers" he hissed.
"Cath's" she answered.
"How much make up!" he asked pulling out some foundation, mascara, blusher and mascara.
"Who takes make up to ac rime scene anyway?"
"Cath apparently" answered Greg continuing to go through the bag.
"Hey Nick want me to do your make up?" asked Greg advancing on him with some eyeliner.
"NO" he shouted and quickly covered his mouth and darted round the side of the bed tripping on a shoe and falling inches away from Cath.
"If you want to be left alone," laughed Sara as Nick edged his way off the bad.
"I know. Lets move her," announced Greg.
"Where?" asked Sara stopping filming.
"Grissom's bathroom" grinned Greg.
"Grissom's bed" suggested Nick.
"NO" Sara said defiantly.
"We could put you in there too" laughed Nick.
"Why don't we all go in there"? Asked Greg "imagine his face"
"Ok. But I'm going between Sara and Catherine" said Nick.
"How we going to mover her without waking her up?" asked Sara. They all stood and looked for a bit.
"Got it. We carry the sheet with her on it" said Sara triumphantly.
"Ok" Greg went and took the right side near her head and Nick the left. Sara took the sheet around her legs.
"Three" whispered Greg as they all lifted. Catherine rolled to the side causing Nick to suddenly lift his side up to stop her falling off.
"Move" cried Greg struggling to keep her up. Sara made her approach into the hallway as Greg walked into the doorframe.
"Turn" he hissed as Nick laughed at him going through first. Cath was now precariously balanced on a bark blue sheet in the middle of the corridor inches of the ground.
A loud snort caused them to freeze.
"Ok go" said Greg.
"Down" said Sara as they made it to Grissom's door. Greg came round and opened it as Catherine rolled of the sheet and onto the floor.
"How we get her back on?" asked Nick. Sara simply bent down and gently rolled her.
"If she wakes up run or well be in detention for a week" said Greg getting ready to lift again.
"She'd go metal if she knew she'd been on the unclean floor" laughed Sara gathering the sheet around her feet again. Grissom was now asleep facing the door as they came in.
"Ok big lift on three" said Nick. Grissom was on the opposite side of the large bed.
"Three" they hoisted Catherine up and tipped so she rolled onto the bed.
"Man she can sleep through anything" laughed Nick.
"Come on" Sara quickly got into bed next to Grissom getting under the covers followed by Greg who got between her and Cath.
"Hey" complained Nick.
"Sorry to late" said Greg pulling the cover over Catherine. Nick reluctantly got in next to Grissom facing away from him.
TBCGrissom woke the next morning early; he opened his eyes to see NICK!
He moved back hitting something that made a moaning noise he turned to see SARA! He sat up quickly seeing everyone in his room in his bed.
"Hey" smiled Sara waking up.
"ARGH" Nick cried as Grissom elbowed him in his haste to move and sit up woke everyone.
"ARGH" Catherine screamed waking to see Greg's grinning face.
"Morning everyone sleep well"? He asked sitting up.
"What? How?" said Catherine trying to cover herself with a sheet as Grissom realised he was only wearing boxers and could feel Sara's leg against his. Well that or Nick shaved.
"What are you all doing in my bed?" asked Grissom panicking. Greg turned and grinned at Sara.
"We were lonely," he stated simply.
"How'd I get her?" asked Catherine getting out rapping a sheet round her.
"You walked" answered Nick pulling the pillow so he was comfy.
"Yer it was weird I've never seen anyone sleep walk" added Greg and Sara nodded in agreement.
"We saw her wonder across the hall, she tired to go in this other room so we thought it best we let her in here"
"You seemed to want to be in here," grinned Greg as Catherine turned beetroot.
"Ok. That doesn't explain how you all ended up in my bed".
"Why didn't you wake me?" demanded Catherine.
"It's dangerous"
"Ok so why are you all in my bed?" shouted Grissom trying to get out past Nick but failing.
"We got locked out our room and Sara out hers so we all slept here" explained Nick.
"It's always been my fantasy two women in bed. Of course you and Nick weren't in it" smiled Greg.
Grissom had often thought about waking up with Sara next to him however having Nick the other side was not a fantasy of his.
"Well you were all in mine, Catherine you did less snoring though," said Sara enjoying watching Grissom panic.
"Wait I don't sleep walk" shouted Catherine.
"Well it's supposed to be a expression of the unconscious, so clearly your unconscious wants to be in bed with Grissom" explained Nick.
"Why are there damp patches round the three of you?" asked Grissom noticing the wet patches surrounding the three.
"We got wet," stated Greg simply.
"I'm going to get dressed. I do NOT SLEEPWALK," shouted Catherine leaving the room.
"Come on Greg well go get a spare key from reception" Greg looked confused and then remembered their cover storey and nodded wildly.
"Well it's just you and me," grinned Sara as Grissom jumped out the bed.
"Maybe we should get dressed too" suggested Sara as Grissom realised he was only wearing boxers. Sara grinned all the way back to her room.
"What do you do?" asked Catherine now dressed and looking pissed.
"Nothing" smiled Sara.
"Wait how come I got back in the room if it was locked?" she questioned.
"Well we were pretty gone I guess we didn't realise" smiled Sara getting dressed.