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ENTER THE BABOON
Second Part
(In Kim's father Space Lab, at night, Kim and Ron meets a new, strange guy. Who is a monkey having large cheek, a pouch and a short tail , indeed.)
Ron (scared): "It can speak!"
Monkey: "Let me introduce myself. I'm the Baboon, or else known as The lord of all the monkeys living on this small planet called Earth!"
Ron (terrified): "What kind of baboon has a pouch on its stomach like a kangaroo?"
Kim: "So, you have nothing to do with Lord Montey Fisk?"
Baboon: "Please, he is only a mutant man. I'm much more than this."
Kim: "So you know him!"
Ron: "You're not a mutant man, too? So, what are you?"
Baboon (offended): "I'm a mutant monkey! Can't you see it by yourself?"
Kim (ironic): "Yep, it was obvious."
Ron (doesn't understand Kim was ironic): "KP! How could you realize it?'"
Baboon (rolling his eyes): "I suppose you wanna know my story, and how I mutated…"
Kim and Ron: "Not really.."
Baboon (ignoring them): "I lived in a jungle in south Africa. One day some scientists captured me, and they took me to a biological lab in USA, where they did some radioactive experiments on me. First they planted some Kangaroo DNA in my blood..
Ron: "That explains the pouch.."
Baboon: "Then, after an explosion in the laboratory, I could escape. Before leaving, a scientists bit me, right before dying beacuse of the radioactive waves. Since than, I have acquired human intelligence. These makes me the most intelligent monkey of the world!"
Kim (sceptical): "So, you're a marsupial monkey bitten by a radioactive man."
Ron: "Stan Lee would shiver of disgust after listening at your story!"
Baboon (irritated): "You should respect me. I'm much more clever than any human being on this planet!"
Ron: "2 + 2?"
(Baboon takes a calculator out of his pouche, and he ckecks on it. Then he throws it away.)
Baboon: "4!"
Ron (amazed, talking to Kim): "He really is clever!"
Kim: "Ok, Baboon, so you're the one who stole the monkey-idol from Mrs Walker's museum?"
Baboon: "Babingo!... did you get the pun? Baboon – Ba-bingo…"
(Ron and Kim stares at the Baboon with no expression on their face)
Kim (serious again): "Give back the idol to the museum, and we'll let you go."
Ron: "Sure, we could forgive you, this time. You already have a lot of problems."
Baboon (laughing hysterically): "You, let ME go? What makes you think that I'll let YOU go?"
( a lot of monkeys appears from nowhere, right behind the Baboon)
Ron: "Ninja monkeys again? When will this atrocities end? WHEEEEN?"
Baboon: "These are not ninja monkeys: they're special monkeys that underwent some radioactive experiments just like me!"
Kim: "Let them come. I'm ready"
(After a Baboon's gesture, all the monkeys attack Kim and Ron in the same moment. KP evades all of them with very agile moves, but the monkeys are very agile, too, and they counterattack. One of them even manages to hit Kim. Ron does his best, trying to avoid them, but they seem very fast)
Kim (standing up after being hit): "They're even stronger than Monkey Fist's ninja monkeys!"
(In that moment, a noise breaks into the room. It's Frederick's spaceship coming down to earth. Ron looks at the window)
Ron (after avoiding a monkey): "Kim!"
(Kim looks at the window, too, and she sees Frederick's spaceship in the sky. The Baboon sees it, too, and runs out of the room.)
Kim: "Ron, take these monkeys busy, while I run after the .."
(A monkey hits Ron on the back)
Ron (holding on): "Argh! Go and cartch him, KP! I'll take care of them!"
(Kim is undecided. Then, she finally runs to help Ron out. She kicks the monkeys away from him)
Kim: "Don't worry, honey, I'm with you now!"
Ron: "KP, shouldn't you prevent the Baboon from kidnapping Frederick?"
Kim: "And leaving you alone? Never!"
Ron: "What's going on with you, Kim? Don't worry about me, I'll get off it! But you have to save Frederick!"
(Kim finally realises it. She has to do the right thing to do. She nods, then she runs after the Baboom. Rufus gets out of Ron's pocket, and But when she gets outside, to the landing platform, she sees a few scientists lying on the ground, and the Baboon… holding Frederick. She hurries to save him, but Baboon takes a gun out of his pouch and shoots at her. She's suddenly paralysed)
Baboon (laughing): "Do you like my.."
Kim: "Let me guess: your paralyzant ray?"
Baboon (disappointed): "……Yes…"
Ron (suddenly arrived): "Man, you guy need to get deeper!"
Kim: "Ron!"
Baboon: "Who asked for your opinion?"
(Baboon's going to shoot at Ron with his paralyzant ray, but Frederick hits him with a kick, and the Baboon doesn't hit the target)
Frederick (talking thanks to his speaking mini-pc): "Ron Friend. You not hurt him"
(Ron, moved by Frederick's words, runs at his max speed and kicks the Baboon on his face. Because of the blow, the Baboon lets Frederick's hand go, and the little space monkey flees behind Ron who unarms the Baboon kicking away his paralyzant gun. Then, with a final kick, the Baboon is sent to the ground unconscious)
Ron and Rufus: "Boo-yah!"
Frederick: "Thank you Ron"
Ron: "Never mind, buddy!"
Kim: "You were great, Ron!"
Ron: "I think I'm gradually overtaking my fear of the monkeys!"
Kim: "By the way, where are all that fighting monkeys..?"
Ron: "Playing in that room with the Baboon's calculator."
Kim: "Ron… I know I was strange lately… It was just… I wanted to show you I'm really your girlfriend…"
Ron (puzzled): "Wasn't it obvious? Of course you're my girlfriend – or something like that!"
Kim: "Seen? Why do you always say "or something like that"?"
Ron: "Because we don't usually do the things that normal couples do! I mean.. saving the world.. fighting super-villains.."
Kim (hesitant): "Don't… you like it?"
Ron: "Man, I adore it! That is.. because I can be with you. We are not a normal couple, that's true… We're better!
(Kim smiles and nods, then the kimunicator starts beeping. Ron answers instead of Kim, who is still paralysed.)
Ron: "Hei, Wade"
Wade: "Ron, I have some news.. I discovered that Monkey Fist is still in jail! He can't have stolen the statue…. Ron? Where's Kim? Is she alright? Am I late?"
Ron: "A bit… About KP, well, she's paralysed, but she's fine."
Wade: "Paralysed? Another paralyzant ray?"
Ron: "Yep"
Wade: "Global Justice will soon come to help her out. Did you find the thief?"
(Next morning, to middleton high. Kim still has some difficulties to move normally, so Ron sustains her while she walks. Monique is with them)
Monique: "You're right. You two are great as you are! I almost forgot Bonnie is always wrong."
Kim: "Don't worry about it, Monique."
Ron: "So, I suggest to celebrate at Bueno Nacho!"
Monique: "And after that, why don't we all go to the Cinema to see "The love story of a waitress in love?""
Ron and Kim together: "That soppy movie?"
(They all laugh, as they keep on walking and the screen fades out)
THE END
