A SMOKING FOR RON

Second Part

(Ron's bedroom, Yaori and Ron are sat on Ron's bed, talking. It's night)

Yaori: "… so Sen-sei told me to accompany you and Possible-san in your missions.."

Ron: "I.. I just don't get it. If Sen-sei can't teach you anything anymore, what could I teach YOU!"

Yaori: "I don't know. He didn't explain me"

Ron: "Ahw, I know, I bet he just gave you some gardening tip. So… are you gonna stay here in middleton for a long time?"

Yaori: "Don't know it, neither."

Ron: "So, what exactly do you know?"

Yaori: "I have to help you in your missions all over the world. Sen-sei told me that this experience could maturate me."

Ron: "Nice. Fine. I think KP won't have any problem about this"

Yaori: "So… Hem… it's time to sleep, isn't it..?"

Ron: "But it's half past ten still… oh yeah, you're used to wake up at four.. Well.. You can sleep in my bed.. I'll go downstairs…"

Yaori (embarrassed): "Thank you, Stoppable-san.. It's only for tonight.."

Ron (going out of the room): "Never mind, really. 'Night Yaori"

(Next day, Ron and Yaori are in front of Kim's house, and Ron knocks on the door. Kim comes out, and… when she sees Yaori, her face turns white.)

Ron: "Hi, KP!"

Yaori: "Good morning, Possible-san"

Kim: "Ya.. Yaori… What are you doing here?"

(We move to Middleton high. Ron and Kim are talking in the corridor, and Yaori is not there.)

Ron (worried): "She… she had no other place to go! I hope it's not a problem for you.."

Kim (smiling): "Not really! Don't worry Ron.."

Ron: "So, can she join us in saving the world for a brief time..?"

Kim: "Of course! Three is better than two!"

Ron (relaxed): "Great, KP! I thought you would have been jealous! You're really mature!"

(Kim smiles and Ron leaves. As soon as he's gone, she kicks the locker violently.

It opens, and Wade appears on the screen.)

Wade: "Whoa! What was that noise?"

Kim: "A breaking heart"

Wade: "What?"

Kim: "Forget it. What's the sitch, Wade?"

Wade: "It seems that Drakken didn't steal the tommasuit! He took the wrong suit! But I checked Beretta's lab, and I couldn't find the real tommasuit there, neither. It seems disappeared!"

Kim: "So..?"

Wade (blinking): "I just wanted to tell you. We have not to worry for Drakken. So, I guess you will enjoy tonight's party with Ron"

Kim: ".. If he won't bring Yaori with him…"

Wade: "Yaori?"

Kim: "Wade, would you do a favour to me?"

Wade: "Sure. What is it?"

Kim: "Could you spy on Ron, until Yaori leaves?"

Wade (shocked): "Being your boyfriend must be very tough!"

Kim (smiling): "I was kidding!"

Wade (ragging): "I'm not so sure about it!"

Kim: "Thank you for the news, Wade. Keep an eye on Drakken, please."

Wade: "Sure thing"

(Kim closes her locker, and leaves. Then, in Drakken's hideout, Drakken and Shego are talking)

Drakken: "If the suit I took in the lab is not the Tommasuit, and the Tommasuit is not even in that lab anymore.. Where could it be?"

Shego: "Don't care"

Drakken: "You should care, Shego, 'cause I'm doing all this only to give you a more powerful suit!... Wait a second… We already know the Tommasuit looks like a black smoking."

Shego: "So?"

Drakken: "And only Kim Possible and her sidekick were in that lab with us, that night!"

Shego: "Do you think Kimmie could have taken the smoking?"

Drakken: "Don't be fool, Shego. Only men dress smokings!"

Shego (perplexed): "What do you mean by that?"

Drakken: "Kim Possible didn't take the smoking. Her sidekick did!"

(It's night. In his bedroom, Ron is in front of the mirror, dressing his new smoking (helped by Rufus), and Yaori is watching.)

Ron: "Are you sure you don't want to come?"

Yaori: "I'm not a student of your school"

Ron: "It doesn't care"

Yaori: "And I have no escort"

Ron: "You can come with me and Kim!"

Yaori (smiling): "This would make her angry, Stoppable-san."

Ron: "Nooooooo! She's very mature! She's not jealous at all!"

(In Kim's place, she and Monique are talking at the telephone)

Monique: "You're jealous"

Kim: "I'm not! Well.. maybe a bit.."

Monique: "Come on, Kim, you have to face the true: you're jealous!"

Kim (defeated): "I am."

Monique: "But you have no reason to feel jealous! Ron is in love with you!"

Kim: "But Yaori likes him, and.."

Monique: "No "and"! Be mature, girl, you have nothing to be afraid of!"

Kim: "I know! So why am I feeling jealous?"

Monique: "You'll see you'll have a great time with him, tonight. And you'll forget about everything."

Kim: "Thanks, Monique. Who'll be your date for tonight?"

Monique (hesitating): "Brik"

Kim: "Brik Flagg? Really? What about Bonnie?"

Monique: "She left him after that famous prom.."

Kim: "So good luck! Why didn't you tell me before?"

Monique: "I was the first one who wasn't sure about it.."

(At Kim's place, the doorbell rings)

Kim: "It must be Ron. See yah to the party!"

Monique: "Meet you there!"

(Kim quickly go to open the door, and beyond it she sees Ron and… Yaori. She dresses a very pretty red dress, and she's very pretty as weel)

Kim: "Ron! Yaori?"

Ron: "I invited her to come with us! Hope you don't mind.."

Kim (disappointed): "Not at all…"

Ron: "Well then! I'll go in to say "hi" to your parents!"

(Ron enters, and Kim and Yaori wait for him outside.)

Yaori: "He almost forced me to come… He didn't want me to get bored while you two were at the party…"

Kim: "Never mind, Yaori. I'm pleased you're coming, too."

Yaori: "I just wanted you to know that I still like Stoppable-san, but I will never interfere in your relationship…"

Kim (surprised): "Oh… thank you for your sincerity… I trust you, Yaori, and I trust Ron, so don't worry about it!"

(Ron finally comes out.)

Ron: "Boo-yah! This time your father didn't menace me, KP!"

Rufus: "Boo-yah!"

(Kim rolles her eyes, and Yaori laughs. Then they all go to Middleton High.

In the gym, a lot of students and not students are dancing or talking, while the room is enlightened by some disco-lights. Monique is dancing with Brik, and when they enter, Ron immediately notices it.)

Ron: "KP, look, Monique is dancing with Brik!"

Kim: "And you'll dance with me, or I'll cut your legs!"

(Ron looks at her very terrified. But then Kim laughs)

Kim (still laughing): "But first, why don't you start dancing with Yaori? I'm going to talk to Monique!"

Ron (relaxed): "Come, Yaori. Have a dance with the Ron-dancer!"

Yaori (laughing): "Yes"

(Monique and Brik stop dancing, 'cause Brik is more interested in the buffet. So Kim quickly reaches her friend)

Kim: "How's the first time dating Brik Flagg?"

Monique: "He dances like a… brick. But he's very cute!"

Kim: "You got a point"

Monique: "And why is Ron dancing with Yaori… while you are here?"

Kim: "I told him to do it. Yaori hasn't a date, and I didn't want her to feel embarrassed tonight!"

Monique: "That's how it's done, girl!"

Kim: "But of course, next dance is mine"

Monique (amazed): "Hey, Ron is dancing great!"

Kim: "Are you joking?"

(Kim looks at Ron, and she sees Monique was right: he's dancing really great, and Yaori is, too. Everyone is looking at them)

Brik: "Hey, Stoppable totally rocks!"

Kim (amazed): "It seems so…"

Brik: "But that girl is great, too! I never saw her before at school…"

Monique: "She's japanese, Brik."

Brik: "And what is she doing here?"

(While Brik and Monique talk, Kim gets closer to Ron and Yaori, and Yaori, smiling, quickly let her dance with Ron.)

Kim (starts dancing): "I didn't know you could dance like this!"

Ron (really surprised): "Me neither!"

Kim: "Are you fooling me? You're moving great!"

(Kim seems to be a better dancer than Yaori, and now really everyone is looking at the couple Stoppable-Possible, amazed. They twirl and jump following the rhythm, and Brik starts clapping his hands to them. But inside the room there are two others guys. One of them looks all blu, and the other looks green.)

Drakken: "Thanks to my student-camouflages, we are unnoticed. But now we have to find Possible's sidekick!"

Shego: "Your camouflage pinchs. I can't stand it anymore!"

Drakken: "I found them! They're dancing… whoo, they're amazing!"

Shego: "Where are day?"

Drakken: "Over there, look.."

(Shego takes her camouflage off, and goes straight to Kim and Ron, shooting green flames.)

Drakken: "Shego, stop!"

Ron: "Watch out, KP!"

(Ron is faster than Kim, and hugging her he manages to avoid Shego's flames. All the students who were dancing now start to run away and scream. Monique is worried and doesn't run away, while Yaori runs to help Kim and Ron against Shego.)

Shego (talking to Ron): "Nice move, you greenhorn!"

Ron: "The only green thing I see, is you!"

Rufus: "Yeah"

Shego: "Prepare yourself!"

Ron (a bit scared): "Me? Wouldn't you prefer to fight against Kim?"

(Kim and Yaori quickly step between Shego and Ron)

Shego (looking perplexed at Yaori): "Who is this new girl?"

Ron: "I'm Yaori, a master of ninja mystical art! I won't let you hurt Stoppable-san!"

Shego (laughs): "You two, protecting him? Didn't you already realize that now he's stronger than the both of you?"

Kim (perplexed): "Eh?"

Drakken (reaching Shego): "Shego! I told you not to show yourself up! You can't win against…"

Shego: "Don't worry, I can handle this. Kimmie is not even wearing her battle suit!"

(Kim realizes Shego's right, but she doesn't move. Ron is very puzzled about all this story)

Ron: "What are YOU guys doing at a school dance party? You're too old for this kind of things!"

Kim: "Ron, I don't think they came to join the party.."

Shego: "We want your smoking!"

Ron (proud): "Yeah, it's very beautiful… But I don't think it's of Drakken's size!"

Drakken: "Hey!"

Shego: "So you really know nothing? Well, it doesn't matter! Give me that smoking!"

Ron: "Oh, man, can't you just go and buy another one similar to mine?"

(Shego ignores Ron, and attacks Kim and Yaori. Kim evades a punch, and jumps away. Yaori blocks a kick, and tries to counterattack, but Shego is faster and shoots a green flame which hits Yaori on her face.)

Yaori: "Ouch!"

Ron: "Maybe we had to tell you that she has that strange power.."

(With Kim and Yaori out of her away, Shego sprints straight to Ron. Rufus, very scared, hides in Ron's pocket, but the boy doesn't move)

Kim (screaming): "Ron, run!"

Ron (terrified): "I can't! I'm paralyzed!"

(Shego's hands start to blow, while she keep on running)

Shego: "This time it's between me and you, you sidekick!"

End of the second part