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MISSION BERETTA

Summary

Beretta, the italian scientist who invented the Tommasuit, asks Kim Possible to take the upper part of his battle suit from Dr Drakken, and alert Ron that the trousers he's wearing can gradually take control of his mind, making him more aggressive. Yaori is still trying to learn the world's soul.

Part One

(Ron's place. Ron and Kim are talking, both sat on a sofa. Yaori is taking a shower, and Ron's parents are not home. Ron is still dressing the black trousers.)

Ron: "… so I could do all the things I did thanks to the smoking I was wearing? The dance, the fights…"

Kim: "Yeah, I'm definitely sure about it."

Ron: "Man, these trousers are amazing!"

Kim: ".. But maybe you should give them back to Beretta…"

Ron: "What? Are you kidding? These trousers can help me helping you helping the world!"

Kim: "But Wade said this Tommasuit is still a prototype…! It could be dangerous.."

Ron (a bit more careful): "How much dangerous?"

Kim: "Don't know. Wade didn't know it, neither. But it's much safer if you stop wearing that!"

Ron: "But Kim, did you see me? I was stronger than Shego, I think I was even stronger than you!"

Kim (smiling): "Well, now you're going too far.."

Ron: "I know why you want me to give back the Tommasuit! You're jealous of my new power! You can't stand that now I'm stronger than you!"

Kim: "Ron, actually I don't really think you're stronger than me…"

(Without hesitating, Ron attacks Kim, who was totally unprepared. After receiving a kick on her stomach, Kim is knocked down on the ground, and she can't almost breath anymore. Ron is suddenly back to earth, and as he sees Kim on the ground, he gets very worried)

Ron: "KP! Oh, man, what did I do? Kim, are you alright?"

Kim (smiling and pretending not to be hurt): "Did you think it was enough to hurt me?"

(Ron helps her to stand up, then he lets her lie on the sofa, while he kneels by her side, holding her hand.)

Ron: "I… I was…"

Kim (trying to stand up): "It's okay, Ron, really! I'm fine!"

Ron: "Don't move, I'm going to take a glass of water!"

(As Ron goes away, Kim looks at him very intensely. At that moment, the kimunicator beeps. Kim answers to it.)

Kim: "Go Wade!"

Wade: "Yo, Kim! Did you find the upper part of the Tommasuit?"

Kim: "You mean the black jacket? Drakken escaped with it."

Wade: "That's bad!"

Kim: "How bad?"

Wade: ""The world is in danger" bad!"

Kim: "Wasn't it only a prototype?"

Wade: "Sure, but Drakken will be certainly able to upgrade it. So, he could power up Shego.. Or he could power up himself, too! You have to find him before he can do it, or next time you'll meet, you'll have really a bad time."

Kim: "Any idea of where he could be?"

Wade: "Give me half an hour"

(Wade is gone, and Ron comes back with a glass of water. Kim drinks it, and then she relaxes on the sofa.)

Kim (has an idea): "You know, Ron, MAYBE you're really stronger than me, wearing those trousers."

Ron: "Don't wanna talk about it anymore!"

Kim: "No, listen… what about you training me?"

Ron: "Training you?"

Rufus: "Uh?"

Kim: "Sure! We could fight each other.. This could be with no doubt a good training to me!"

Ron: "But I was going to kill you, a while ago!"

Kim: "Oh, come on! I was only unprepared. I don't think you are SO strong. Actually, I'm still not sure you are stronger than me. But we could try."

Ron: "Are you challenging your boyfriend?"

Kim (blinking): "Or something like that!"

(In a gym. Kim and Ron are both ready to fight. Ron is wearing only the black trousers, while Kim is wearing her white and blue battle suit. Yaori is between them, and she's going to be the referee. Rufus is on the ground, next to Yaori.)

Yaori: "Ok, are you ready?"

Ron: "Totally"

Kim: "Sure"

Yaori: "Go!"

(Kim starts attacking Ron, but he can blocks all her attacks only by using his legs. Then finally Ron tries to kick Kim. She's fast enough to evade him, and to jump right behind him. Without turning his body, Ron hits Kim with the other leg in her stomach. She manages to absorb the hit, but she's not ready for Ron's next attack, which finds her totally defenceless. She is slammed away, but still in the air she shots her rope from her right hand, that grapples on the ceiling. Then, still grabbing the rope, she swings and hits Ron on his face. She leaves the rope, and they're both on the ground. Yaori is looking at them, a bit amazed, a bit scared)

Yaori: "They seem to fight seriously! This doesn't look like a training!"

(Indeed, Kim and Ron are both giving their best. After about 10 minutes, Kim kneels from exhaustion. Ron is panting, too, but he can still stand on his feet.)

Ron (panting): "I'd like to collapse and rest, but I can't!"

Kim (panting, too): "I surrender, Ron.."

Ron: "It's not because of that! My legs don't respond to me anymore!"

Kim: "What?"

(Ron keeps on walking toward Kim, and he tries to kick her, but she avoid him rolling away.)

Ron: "Whoaaaaaa! I can't stop!"

Kim: "Take off the trousers!"

(Always keeping on walking, Ron tries to undress but it is harder than it seems)

Ron: "Oh, man, my trousers always take off themselves spontaneously, but for once that I'm the one who wants it…"

Kim: "Hurry, Ron!"

(Ron attacks Kim unremittingly, and she keeps on evading him, but she's really tired now, and it seems she won't be able to stand it anymore. Finally Yaori comes to help, and with only one quick move, makes Ron's trousers falling. Ron collapse on the ground, exhausted.)

Ron: "Whoa… Finally!"

(Kim and Yaori looks at him with their mouths open. Rufus quickly covers his eyes.)

Ron: "Hey, what's the matter?"

Kim: "Ron… You have no underwear…"

Ron (quickly covering himself): "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

(Rapidly Kim and Yaori give their back to Ron. And then, the kimunicator beeps.)

Kim: "Wade, did you find Drakken?"

Wade: "Nope. But I have been contacted by an italian scientist."

Kim: "Beretta?"

Wade: "Yeah, and he wants to talk with you and… is that naked boy Ron?"

Ron: "Don't look at me!"

Wade: "Well… Anyway I told him you would have reached him in Milan in a few hours."

Kim: "Sure. We're on our way. Please keep on looking for Drakken."

Wade: "You can count on me."

(Milan, Italy. Night. Inside the same lab of the last episode. Kim, Ron and Yaori are talking to Tommaso Beretta, who doesn't look at all like the classical scientist: he is tall, about 30 years old, with black long hair and a piercing on his left eyebrow. He has a short black beard.)

Beretta: "Oh, fantastico! You are Kim Possible, aren't you?"

Kim: "And you are… Tommaso Beretta?"

Beretta: "Please, call me Tommaso Beretta. Where's the Tommasuit you had?"

Ron (indicating his black trousers): "I'm wearing it right now. Seen?"

Beretta: "And where's the jacket?"

Kim: "Unfortunately, they sole it."

Beretta: "They who?"

Yaori: "A villain called Dr Drakken, and his sidekick Shego"

Beretta: "Terribile. It's not a good new."

Ron: "But I think you already knew it! So, you didn't call us only to talk about this, right?"

Beretta: "You're a funny boy. From now on I'll call you "funny boy""

Ron (whispering to Kim): "This guy is not so normal!"

Beretta: "Actually, I called you because… I can tell you where is the missing part of my special suit"

Kim: "Really, Mr Tommaso Beretta? But how?"

Beretta: "Oh, please, call me simply Tommaso Beretta. It has a sensor on it, so I can localize it in any time, using a simple remote control."

Kim: "If you really can do it, why have you waited until now?"

Beretta (laughing): "Ah, ah, ah… Because I lost the remote control."

Ron (losing his patience): "What are you laughing for?"

Beretta (still laughing): "I'm laughing because I found it a few hours ago. Here it is"

(Beretta shows to Kim and company the remote. It's smart and all black)

Ron: "You itacan guys have really a little fantasy about colours."

Beretta (laughing): "Itacan? What do you mean, funny boy?"

Ron: "Stop calling me like that!"

Kim: "Ok, Ron, from now on, I'll talk to Mr Tommaso Beretta, and you'll gently shut up"

Beretta: "Oh please, call me simply Tommaso Beretta"

Kim (trying to calm down): "So…. You want us to go and take back the jacket.."

Beretta: "Si. Yes. But I also wanted to warn you about my special suit's properties. I will allow Funny Boy to wear it, in order to make easier your mission.. But still I have to tell you that my Tommasuit #1 is still a prototype, and for this reason it's extremely dangerous. I'll quickly explain you why, subitissimo: my suit is not just a battle suit, but is a "special suit"… the one wearing that suit is able to do anything, and in an almost perfect way: swimming, dancing, fighting, even doing homeworks. But it doesn't consider the individual's resistance."

Kim: "What do you mean?"

Beretta: "For example, when the wearer is fighting and targets an opponent, the smoking will make him fighting that target until it'll be destroyed, without considering the wearer's will, or his muscle's resistance. In conclusion, the wearer will fight that target until it will be defeated, or until himself will die from exhaustion."

Kim (mumbling): "That's exactly what happened when I and Ron fought…"

Beretta: "But my prototype has also another pessimo default: it gradually takes control of its wearer's mind: it makes him (or she) quite more aggressive"

Kim: "That's why Ron kicked me when we were talking, last time.."

Ron: "Still sorry about that, KP!"

Kim (smiling): "Forget it."

Beretta: "Luckily, in that case all you have to do is to take off the suit.. But I wanted to alert you anyway about the risks of wearing my prototype."

Ron (ironic): "Just in time"

Beretta: "Ah, ah, you're so funny, Funny Boy!"

Ron: "Kim, make him stopping this, or I'll give him a kick right on his forehead!"

Kim: "Well, Mr Tommaso Beretta, if you give us the remote, we'll go as soon as possible to take the jacket."

Beretta: "Ok, here it is. Oh, and please: just call me…."

(The lab is suddenly empty, and Beretta is alone in it.)

Beretta: "… They're already gone. Oh well. Good luck, kids."

(He goes out of the lab, and turns the light off).

End of Part One