I WILL WARN ALL REVIEWS I HAVE A GUARD DOG COMPLETE WITH SPIKED COLLAR GOING BY THE NAME OF KILLER OF NASTY REVIEWERS (AKA SIDLE CHICK)
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"Right everybody in" demanded Grissom allowing Nick to drive as he was one of the only people sober enough.
"You will all be pleased to know we now get to go home. That is if Greg can find the way," he added as Greg sheepishly began playing with the map.
"Come on we can't all fit in," complained Warrick.
"We can squeeze" smiled Catherine as Warrick suddenly warmed to the idea.
Warrick had Cath practically sat on his knee as they got it.
"Now I don't want to have to separate any of you so no funny business," said Nick starting the engine. Grissom choose to ignore this and sit next to Sara who in turn was next to Catherine.
"Hey look a bird," shouted Greg suddenly pointing out the window.
"That's very good Greg now what's that?" asked Cath sarcastically pointing at a tree.
"Oh bush thing," shouted Sara laughing.
"Funny, been sleepwalking recently?" snarled Greg.
"I don't…" "SLEEPWALK" finished everyone.
"Did I miss something?" asked Warrick.
"Oh only the eternal mystery of Cath's subconscious" replied Nick.
"You know what would make this fun? A game" said Greg after becoming bored of the silence.
"Oh everyone has to say the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a case," said Nick looking at the others in the mirror. Everyone was silent for a minute until.
"Nick and me went to question a woman in a shop which sold things for people who acted like children, she tried to tell me what size nappy I needed" Sara burst into giggles which she attempted to conceal with a coughing fit. "Then when I said it wasn't for me she told Nick he had a very nice daddy" finished Grissom.
"Yer that was pretty embarrassing for me but not as bad as this one. I went to a strip club to question the bar staff only they were holding auditions and before I could say anything this woman was unbuttoning my trousers telling me not to be shy!" Everyone laughed at this.
"Come on Sara you next"
"Fine you know that case me and Greg worked with Ecklie" Greg became suddenly interested in the window knowing what was coming.
"Well we were doing a experiment to see if the husband lied about how his wife got this bruise. Only he said she got it when he went down the children's water slide. So there's this long piece of plastic going into a paddling pool covered in soap and water. Greg runs at me knocks me down, only we get half way and my top got caught on this tree and we didn't stop but my top did" she said turning red.
"I bet Greg enjoyed it" laughed Catherine hitting Greg.
"I would have only Ecklie turned up as we got to the end and when I stood up my shorts fell down" Warrick burst into loud laughter. "You should see the report he made us write" huffed Greg. "Well that's mine now you"
"I was working a case at the Tangiers. I'd gone back to the casino to look for a necklace. I was going along the floor and went under this table which I thought had a table cloth on it but turns out when I tried to lift it up to get out it was this woman's skirt" finished Warrick.
"Oh man," cried Nick.
"She called security on me" he added "come on you next Cath"
"I haven't got any," she stated
"Don't lie" smirked Sara.
"Fine. Sara and me were doing a walk through of this house that was burgled and supposed to be empty. Then all of a sudden this two kids jump out at me and pin me to the floor"
"Kids?" questioned Greg.
"Yer they were four and thought the burglar had come back. I heard Cath scream came in to find these two children sat on her with her hands pinned," laughed Sara remembering.
"They wouldn't let go until you pulled them off"
"Well was there any need to try and kick them?" laughed Sara.
"They started it"
"Well I'm pleased to know if any small children attack me you'll have my back" said Greg receiving a smack round the head.
"Ok what's that?" asked Nick concerned as smoke began to come up by the windscreen.
"I'd say it's a cue to abandon ship," said Catherine as Nick pulled in and everyone piled out.
"Well there's no flames but the cars bust," announced Sara pooping the hood.
"I'll phone Brass," said Grissom getting his phone out.
"Hello. We've broken down"
"Where?" he said looking around as everyone shrugged their shoulders.
"Somewhere past the desert fun motel" he cringed remembering the name.
"Two hours. Fine" he said putting the phone down.
"Were never going to hear the end of this," sighed Catherine pacing. Sara sat on the ground looking bored.
"Well were stuck now," said Nick sitting down next to Sara.
"Hang on" Greg had opened the trunk and began getting everyone's kits out
"That doesn't mean we can't have fun" he smiled triumphantly revealing three bottles of vodka. "Encase Catherine got too bossy, I brought some anaesthetic" he said handing a bottle to Sara who took a swig and passed it to Grissom who just stared at it.
"It's a bit late to think now. Drink it," demanded Catherine who had snatched a bottle of Warrick.
Ten minutes later and Greg had his kit open and was covering Sara's hand in bright Green florescent powder.
"This is a much better way to fingerprint," laughed Greg as Sara giggled.
"Stop I'm ticklish" she shouted pulling her hand away.
"Hey Gris remember that" smiled Nick whacking Grissom on the back so hard he spilt some of the bottle he was holding.
"It doesn't come off," moaned Sara wiping powder down her top and over her jeans.
"I always wanted to use that red stuff again but I couldn't find where you kept it," announced Sara to Grissom.
"Hey you went through my office" he realised.
"So sack me," she laughed.
"Ok who ate my chocolate!" shouted Greg pulling out an empty rapper.
"Not me I don't eat junk food" replied Cath.
"Not me man" smiled Warrick.
"I wouldn't touch your food," said Nick holding his hands up.
"I'm too old for chocolate," replied Grissom.
"Well I didn't do it!" said Sara shaking her head.
"Well someone did. Oh right it will be like a game. I'm going to finger print you all," shouted Greg getting his ink out.
"Right hands out" the group bar Catherine sat on the floor holding their hands out.
"Catherine sit," said Greg.
"I'm not a dog"
"No but you've been known to be a bitch" laughed Sara. Everyone else joined in laughing as Cath sat down hitting Warrick for joining in.
"Fine" she mumbled holding her hand out. Greg took fingerprints of everyone and then took some of the wrapper getting ink everywhere.
"Hey how do we get it off" asked Catherine waving her hand out in front of her.
"You don't" relied Nick who now had handprints all over the tequila he was holding. Sara was sat laughing at Grissom who had stroked his beard and got ink in it. She was now sporting an interesting green and black smudge over most of her body.
"You thinking of dying your beard" she giggled trying to rub it off but getting more on before causing him to lose balance. When they got up a handprint was visible across Grissom's face and another on the back off Sara's trousers.
"IN PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT" cried Greg who was laid looking at his prints.
"Hey Catherine, I thought you didn't eat junk food" shouted Greg waving her prints around not which you could see them they were that smudged.
"Now what else do we have in here?" said Greg lifting bits out his kit and handing them to the others. Sara began interrogating Warrick by shinning a torch directly in his face.
"How long have you fancied Catherine and when did she get your mobile number" said Sara sternly.
"Er a long time and I didn't give her it," he said seriously.
"I'm a CSI I snooped so sue me" said Catherine as Sara shinned the torch at her.
"Hey Greg this looks like something you get high with" laughed Nick waving his ferment around.
"Catherine gave it to me, she said something about it not been from a museum" he said as Nick began to use it to blow the dirt away and right his name on the floor.
"Hey what the heck's this?" asked Warrick waving what looked like a game boy around.
"Never used it," laughed Greg getting out his lumanal and spraying it at Catherine.
"Oh it's not turning pretty," pouted Sara.
"Hang on" Greg began scratching at a scab on his arm then wiped the blood on his shirt and sprayed it.
"Give me your top," he said holding his hand out as Nick threw his jacket at him. Greg coved himself with Nick's coat.
"Sara look shinny" cried Greg from under the coat. Sara crawled over and stuck her head under.
"Oh good" she cried clapping.
"Let me look," said Catherine pushing Sara out the way and sticking her head under.
"So many women wanting to be in a confined space with me" shouted Greg
"Lets spray some more things," Cath said taking her lumanal out.
"There's lot of junk round her," announced Warrick from near some trees.
"We could look for bodily fluids," added Greg getting out his goggles.
"Why would there be any?" asked Grissom raising his eyebrow at Greg.
"There wont but I think I look cool" smiled Greg with his orange goggles on lopsided.
"Nothing changes," complained Catherine after they had sprayed the floor and several trees.
"This is boring," moaned Sara
"Hey lets play hide and seek," suggested Greg.
"OK" replied Grissom a little too enthusiastic. "I was always good at it"
"Figures" mumbled Sara.
"What does that mean?" questioned Grissom.
"It means you usually sit quite and alone," Catherine answered for Sara.
"So he should be it," announced Nick as everyone nodded in agreement.
"Fine I'll count to 50" said Grissom as Sara tied a piece of material round his eyes.
"HEY" called Grissom panicking a bit.
"No peaking," answered Sara running away with Greg and Nick.
(Ok I don't know if I spelt ferment right but that tube thing that's used to lift prints of cardboard) TBC