MISSION BERETTA

Second Part

(Now we are with Kim, Ron and Yaori, climbing a mountain. Actually, Kim and Yaori are climbing, while Ron prays with his eyes closed. Rufus prays with him. They are all wearing winterly clothes, because of the cold temperature, but of course Ron is wearing the black trousers.)

Kim: "Mr Beretta's remote point on the top of this mountain…"

Ron: "I'm not gonna looking down! I'm not gonna looking down!"

Yaori: "Hold on, Stoppable-san, we're almost there!"

Ron: "But why don't you fly like Sen-sei, Yaori?"

Yaori: "I can't fly. Only master Sen-sei can."

Ron: "But now you're as expert as he is, aren't you?"

Yaori: "Flying is the only thing I never learnt. Sen-sei told me only who knows the world's soul can fly. And I still don't."

Ron: "oooh, yeah, and that's why Sen-sei sent you here.. to let me teach you the world!"

Kim (kidding): "So, Ron, where's Itaca?"

Ron (offendend): "Kim, I don't know the vile material world, but the metaphysical one! The one made by souls, and hopes, and WHOA!"

Kim: "Whoa?"

Ron: "Look at there! There's a button on this wall!"

Kim: "A button on the wall of a mountain?"

Ron: "I wonder what it's for."

Kim and Yaori: "Don't push it!"

Ron (offended): "Do You really think I'm so stupid to push a button on the wall of a mountain?"

(Ron accidentally pushes it with his right foot. An alarm starts to sound, and Kim and Yaori stares at Ron with the classical "told yah" look.)

Ron: "……….. It wasn't me..! It was the tommasuit!"

(About ten flying robots arrive to attack the intruders. And Kim, Ron and Yaori are the intruders. Still climbing, Kim destroyes one of the robots with her fon-like gun. Another robot is kicked away by Ron, and another is smashed by Yaori.)

Kim: "They're too many!"

Ron: "Maybe for you."

(Ron jumps and, moving his legs like the airscrews of an helicopter, destroyes all the remaining robots. Yaori is amazed, but Kim is hurt in her pride.)

Yaori: "Great move, Stoppable-san!"

Kim: "Yeah, good. But it wasn't necessary."

(After a while, they finally make it to the top of the mountain.)

Kim (looking slyly around): "It seems like noone is waiting for us."

Yaori (hiding): "It's all so quite"

(While they two are hiding on the ground behind a stone, Ron walks whistling in the middle of the path. Kim and Yaori look at each other, than they follow him. They are in front of a building. The sceene moves inside the Building, where Drakken and Shego are talking about their last plan.)

Drakken: "So, after I'll put this jacket into my "SuperSuiteScanner", I'll be perfectly able to modify it and to create a total new battle suit, just for you, Shego!"

Shego: "This would be nice, if it wasn't the fifth time you told me since this morning."

Drakken: "I'm just so proud of my evil invention, which will help me becoming the ruler of the world! Is that a crime?"

Shego: "Of course it is."

Drakken: "….. Actually, you're right. Indeed, that's what makes us two villains. Oh, never mind"

(Drakken puts the black jacket in his scanner, and the machine starts analyzing it. A huge writing appears on a big screen connected to the scanner, and it reads: )

0.1

Shego: "0.1?"

Drakken: "It's the analyzed part of the jacket."

Shego: "This scanner is so slow!"

Drakken: "Only at the very beginning. It will soon speed up"

(Drakken and Shego stares at the big screen, waiting for the scanning to be complete. Meanwhile, Ron and company are trying to find a way to enter. Kim is talking to Wade by the Kimunicator)

Kim: "So, can you help us, Wade?"

Wade (tapping on his keyboard): "It's not easy. This time, Drakken's hideout defense system is really hard to be…" (a few other tappings, than Wade smiles proudly) "…completely arrested."

Kim (smiling): "Thank you! You're great!"

(Kim turns the kimunicator off)

Kim: "Ok, guys, we can enter safely. Here's the plan…"

(Inside. Drakken and Shego are still staring at the screen. It reads: )

0.1

(Outside. Kim has just finished to explain her plan)

Kim: "Ok. Are you ready?"

Yaori: "Yes"

Ron: "I'm not! I don't like your plan!"

Kim (rising her eyebrow): "Uh?"

Ron: "It's the same plan as ever! I'm the distraction, you're the one who takes all the fun!"

Kim: "… Fun? Ron, do you realize I'm gonna do the most dangerous part of my plan?"

Ron (showing off): "If you consider it dangerous, then I'd better do it in your place."

Kim: "Yeah, sure… You are even afraid of climbing a mountain!"

Ron: "That's the old Ron. The new Ron is not afraid of anything. Now I don't need you anymore, miss I-can-do-anything."

Kim (shocked): "Ron…"

Ron: "Yeah, and don't look at me like that!It's true: I don't need you! Indeed, I got a new plan: you two will wait for me here, and I'll solve everything alone. Easy, uh?"

Yaori: "Stoppable-san, we can't allow you going in there alone!"

Ron: "So, try to stop me!"

(Inside. Drakken and Shego are still staring at the screen. It reads: )

0.1

(Outside. Kim and Ron are still arguing.)

Kim: "Ron, it's the dress which makes you talking like this! You have to control it!"

Ron: "No, KP, I really want to go in alone! I'm tired of always being the sidekick!"

(Not even Rufus recognizes Ron anymore. He looks at his owner and friend from his place in his pocket, and then he jumps out of it, and runs to Kim. Ron turns his back to Kim and Yaori, and enters in the building.)

Kim: "He's gonna put hismelf in trouble! We have to follow him!"

(Inside. Drakken and Shego are still staring at the screen. It reads: )

0.1

Shego: "Is it normal..? 'Cause it reads 0.1 since 10 minutes.."

Drakken: "Of course! It will speed up in the end."

Shego: "But it will never reach the end at this speed!"

Drakken: "It won't, if you keep on being so pessimistic"

Ron (just arrived): "Stop it right now, Drakken!"

Drakken: "Kim Possible? Ah, it's just you.. Ron something…"

Ron (angry): "You know exactly my name."

(The scanner makes a strange noise. The screen starts to flash, and now it reads: )

10

20

30

Drakken (totally ignoring Ron): "Yeah! It's working! I'm a genius!"

Shego: "Indeed, it did speed up…"

Ron: "What are you doing?"

Drakken: "Only scannering your smoking with my "SuperSuiteScanner"…"

Ron: "And this is… bad…?"

(Kim and Yaori enter running in the room.)

Kim: "It's really bad! Stop them, Ron!"

Ron: "I won't take orders from you!"

Kim (sick): "Then I guess I'll have to stop them…"

Shego (stepping in front of Kim): "Stop right there where you are, Kimmie, if you don't want to get hurt!"

Drakken (very quite): "There's no need for you to play with Kim Possible, Shego. I already had everything ready for this moment."

(Drakken pulls a lever, and a giant machine with two metallic arms grabs Yaori and Kim.)

Ron (confident): "Come on, Drakken, again with this old and banal trick? If you catch them both, I'll crush the machine, and they both will be safe!"

Drakken: "Not this time, kid"

(The machine extends its arms 'til the two edges of the mountain. One arm grabs Kim, the other grabs Yaori. They're both suspended on a ravine, and they're very far from each other)

Drakken: "As you can see, boy, this time if you crush the machine, its arms will let them both go, and they will fall into the ravines. But on the other hand, today one of your friend will die! You may choose which one."

Ron: "I.. I don't get it…"

Drakken: "I'll make it more simple."

50

Drakken: "In a short time, I'm gonna give my machine the impulse to let both Kim Possible and the japanese girl fall in the same time. Now, in which direction will you run at the rescue? The right, where Kim Possible is, or the left, where the other one is? The only sure thing, is that you won't have the time to save them both. So, here's the time for you to choose."

Ron: "But why doing such a pervert thing, Drakken?"

Drakken (smiling): "Because I need more time for my scanner to analyze entirely the smoking. And I don't want any impediment"

(With this words, Drakken gives his machine the impulse. And both Kim and Yaori fall in a ravine. Ron looks very angrily at Drakken, while Shego laughs. Then, after a brief indecision, he runs to the right. To Kim Possible.)

Drakken: "Ahahahahah… Run, Stoppable, Run… or you won't be able to save any of your friends! Run!"

Ron (going away): "It's RON!"

Shego (speaking to Drakken): "Dr D, Now what?"

Drakken: "Well… hummm… shall we wait for the end of the scanning?"

Shego: "I hate waiting. I'll follow him, to be sure he won't save Kim Possible."

(Ron is running in a long corridor, hoping to be in time to save Kim Possible. But Shego is just behind him.)

Shego: "Where do you think you're going?"

Ron: "Sorry, no time to waste!"

(Only a kick. And Shego is thrown away. Ron doesn't waste a minute, and quickly reaches the edge of the ravine. He sees Kim falling. He suddenly knows what he has to do, and jumps after her. He reaches her in the air, and now they're both falling.)

Ron: "Sorry, KP"

Kim: "It's not ended, yet."

(Kim, hugging Ron, shoots a rope which catches a prominence in the wall. Now they're safe, dangling in the void)

Ron: "Wheew, it was really close. Now what, KP?"

Kim: "Can't your trousers take us out of trouble?"

Ron: "I don't think so. They did put us in trouble."

(With a quickly move of his legs, Ron undress the trousers, that fall beneath. Ron is wearing only his underpants. Rufus, very happy, comes out of Kim's pocket and hug Ron's face.)

Ron: "That's really the first time that I'm happy to lose my pants."

Kim: "Where's Yaori?"

Ron: "I… I don't know… I think at this time she might have already fallen in the other ravine… It's too late"

(In that very moment, they see her falling and screaming, not very far from them)

Kim: "Of course! We are on the precipice of a mountain, so its edge is round! We can still save her, but I need your help!"

Ron: "You have my unconditional help!"

(Kim smiles at Ron, and she gives him her phon-like gun. Ron looks at it, amazed)

Kim: "I'm jumping. When I'll reach her, shoot, and we'll grab the rope!"

Ron: "Sure thing!"

(Kim jumps after Yaori. Yaori is lower than her, but Kim takes advantage of the gravity force, taking a more aerodynamic position, so that she finally reaches her. But when Ron is going to shoot whit his gun, Yaori suddenly is all covered by a yellow halo, and she flies.)

Ron: "Boo-yah! She did it! She did it! She's flying!"

Rufus: "Boo-yah! Me too!"

Ron: "Buddy, you will never be able to fly, 'cause you eat too much."

Rufus: "Dammit"

(Kim and Yaori are safe. Then, thanks to Yaori new skill, the party is able to go back to the top of the precipice, ready to defy Drakken for the last time. Who, meanwhile is still waiting for his scanning to end. The screen reads: )

70

(Shego enters in the room. She is scared)

Shego: "Dr D, is the scanning ended? 'Cause Kimmie and the others are coming, and I'll never be able to defeat that sidekick of her as long as he'll be wearing those trousers!"

Drakken: "We're almost there…"

(Ron, Kim and Yaori enter in the room, with a very intimidating look on their face.)

Drakken: "Ah."

Shego: "Hei, but… that boy has his trousers nomore!"

(Ron gulps)

Shego: "Finally I'll get my revenge!"

Kim: "No way. This time I'll take care of you! Ron, take this and call Wade!"

(Kim throws his Kimunicator to Ron, who catches it in the air. Then he press some buttons randomly)

Ron: "Wade, Wade, it's Ron, we need your help! S.O.S.!"

(An old man answers to him, but it's not Wade. He's wearing his pyjamas.)

Man: "Pardon?"

Ron: "Who are you?"

Man: "You did call me, and in the middle of the nigt, too. So you have to present yourself, first."

Ron: "Oh, sure. I'm Ron. And this is Rufus."

Rufus: "Hi!"

Man: "How cute, a nice pink hamster!"

Ron: "No, man, hamsters haven't a tail like Rufus' one. He's a naked mole rat. Remember: there are no pink hamsters!"

(Meanwhile Kim has started fighting Shego)

Ron (talking to the kimunicator): "Repeat after me: "Pink hamsters exist only in Hamtaro's show"

Kim (figting Shego): "Ron, we have no time! Contact Wade!"

Ron: "Sure thing. Bye man, and remember: Hamtaro is not what he wants you to believe he is!"

Man (before disappearing from the screen): "Who's Hamtaro?"

(Drakken looks a bit scared on his screen. It reads: )

80

Drakken: "Come on… Come on…. COME ON!"

(Yaori steps right in front of him, and Drakken looks at her)

Yaori: "You're evil."

Drakken (shyly) "Oh.. thanks"

Yaori: "You're welcome!"

(Yaori hits Drakken with a powerful punch, and he's sent to the ground.)

Yaori: "But although your evilness, my master thought me to always have mercy of all my enemies. That's the only reason for which I'm not going to kill you here and now!"

(Drakken hardly stands up. Meanwhile Ron is still trying to contact Wade)

Ron: "Wade!"

Woman in the kimunicator: "Quoi?"

Ron: "Herr… Forget it! Let's try another button…. Wade?"

Man in the kimunicator: "Chin chin no hoshi!"

Ron (terrified, pressing a lot of buttons randomly): "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Wade (finally answering): "Yo Ron! Whoa, why are you screaming like that?"

Ron: "Wade! Finally! We need your help!"

(Kim and Shego are still fighing, while Drakken is sat in front of Yaori, terrified)

Drakken: "Please, japanese lady, don't hurt this old and blue man…"

(Suddenly, the scanner starts to make a strange noise. The screen reads: )

Error: scanning interruption

Drakken: "What? But how…"

Ron (coming out of behind the scanner, with the kimunicator in his hand): "Boo-yah, Wade, it worked!"

Drakken: "You… You did this!"

Ron: "Give it up, Drakken."

(Drakken is in difficulty. Then, with a pirouette, Shego lands beside him. Drakken smiles.)

Drakken: "Never!"

(He quickly grabs a floppy disk coming out of his scanner, and with the press of a button, an helicopter comes from the sky, and Drakken and Shego leaves, although Yaori and Kim tried to stop them. They escaped again)

Kim: "They left!"

Ron: "Don't worry, KP, we defeated them, and we have the Tommasuit! Drakken forgot it in the scanner!"

Wade: "No, he didn't forget it. All the scanning made until that moment was recorded into that floppy disk he took with him. It was not a total scanning, but I guess that it's enough for Drakken. We'll hear about him again very soon, I fear.."

Ron: "Ok, but at least we have the Tommasuit.."

Kim: "Only the upper part. We lost the lower part when we were dangling in that precipice."

Ron: "Ok…. But…. At least Rufus decided to have a diet, thanks to today's events.."

Rufus (disgusted by the idea): "No way!"

Ron (dispirited): "Soooo….. what a bad day, today, uh?"

Yaori: "Well, Stoppable-san, it didn't go all wrong.. I know the world's soul, now.. thanks to you"

Ron: "To me..?"

Yaori: "Indeed, when I saw you running to save Possible-san, I understood what the world's soul is."

Ron: "And what's that?"

Yaori (smiles): "Love"

Kim (a bit embarrassed): "Now I think it's time to go."

(They leave. Next day, Ron and Kim are coming out of school, and walking to their houses.)

Kim: "So, in the end, Yaori came back to Japan.."

Ron: "Yep. And she said she will invite us to her next school-dance-party."

Kim: "Cool"

Ron: "Not really: she said also that I should be forced to wear a Kimono."

Kim (giggling): "I think you should be great, wearing a Kimono. So, how did your geography test go?"

Ron (showing a paper to Kim): "A. Read right down here."

Kim: "A? How could you take an "A"?"

Ron: "Remember that Italian scientist who invented a suit able to do anything?"

Kim: "You mean Beretta?"

Ron: "Remember he said it was able to do even the homeworks?"

Kim: "You used the tommasuit to pass the geography test?"

Ron: "Nooooooooooo…. It would be totally immoral"

Kim (relaxed): "Well said!"

Ron (whistling): "Rufus did."

(The screen fades out.)

THE END