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Hi, I'm glad u guys think my story is funny.
Demona Triple H - I don't know why Freddy and Chucky go at it in when they're together in a story. I think it's funny though, when they do.
Rogue Dark Angel - Yeah, Freddy and Chucky were pretty breathless after all those jokes. lol!
MetalMyersJason - I'll continue, if I can think of insane stuff to do with them. lol!
basilisk1313 - Glad u like my story, I didn't know if people would, but they actually do. I feel loved! lol!
LauRtheMusicAngel - I don't know if villains go to bed, but in my story they do.
SeungGirl - Thought the jokes were funny? Me too, I looked them up, I tried to find the funniest ones. Which joke did you think was the funniest?
I went to see 50 First Dates and it was funny. Well here's chapter 3
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Chucky woke up and found himself standing in the middle of a street. He looked around and saw no one. He started walking down the street and heard someone singing. He followed the voice and then stopped in his tracks to see Barney singing.
"I love you, you love me..." Barney started singing, but Chucky cut him off.
"Shut the fuck up you stupid ugly purple faggot dinosaur!" Chucky yelled.
Barney looked at Chucky.
"What, you don't like my singing?" Barney asked.
"And I don't like you're song." Chucky said.
"But I love you, don't you love me?" Barney said.
"Are you fucking on crack?" Chucky asked.
"Stop you're swearing, kids can be listening." Barney said.
"I don't see anyone else here, you fucking moron!" Chucky yelled.
"I said stop you're swearing." Barney warned
"Or what, you're going to sing to me to death?" Chucky asked, with a chuckle.
"No." Barney said, pulling out an AK-47.
"I'm going to kill you with this, then sing the song at your funeral." Barney said, taking aim with his gun on Chucky.
"Oh shit!" Chucky yelled, running for his life.
Chucky ran up the street and saw a sewer hole open. Without hesitation, he jumped in and fell in the sewer water.
"Gross." Chucky said, while getting up.
"The Ninja Turtles better not be down here." Chucky whispered to himself.
He followed the stream of the sewer water to another opening for the sewer. He climbed up the latter and walked down the street. After awhile he had a feeling he was being followed so he walked faster. Then he ran and he ran into four kids.
"Hey watch where the fuck your going." Cartman said.
"Who the fuck are you guys?" Chucky asked.
"I'm Cartman, fucker." Cartman said, sarcastically.
"I'm Stan." Stan said.
"I'm Kyle." Kyle said.
"The Jew." Cartman added.
Kyle kicked Cartman in the nuts. Cartman fell to the ground holding his nuts.
"Mf mmmf." Kenny said.
"What the fuck did he just say?" Chucky asked.
"He said he's Kenny." Stan said.
Cartman got up from the ground.
"Who the hell are you?" Cartman asked.
"I'm Chucky, fat ass." Chucky said
"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned." Cartman said.
"Why were you running so fast?" Kyle asked.
"I thought someone was following me." Chucky said.
Just then, the Teletubbies appeared. They're attached to hand grenades. They went to pull out the pins but Chucky, Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman ran, covering their ears and jumped in a sewer hole. They heard the grenades go off and sighed.
"I think they were Afghan Teletubbies." (don't mean to offend) Cartman said, catching his breath.
They climbed out of the sewer and started to walk down the street. After five minutes, Big Bird and Elmo appear.
"Hey can you tell us where the fuck we are?" Chucky asked.
Big Bird and Elmo pulled out a flame thrower. Chucky ran behind a tree.
"You're not burning my ass." Cartman said, taking out two stars and throwing them at Big Bird and Elmo. The stars flew through their necks. Big Bird's and Elmo's heads and bodies fell to the ground.
"Good shot." Stan said.
Chucky picked up the two flame throwers and they kept walking down the street. Chucky stopped walking.
"What are you stopping for?" Stan asked, stopping and turning to Chucky.
"I've walked past here before, I think we're walking in circles." Chucky said, looking at Stan.
"Then there shouldn't be anymore crazy things that will pop out?" Kyle asked, with hope.
"Actually, there is one more." Chucky said, looking at the flamethrowers.
"Who?" Stan, Kyle and Cartman asked at the same time.
"Barney." Chucky said, looking up at the three.
"Barney? That's who where supposed to be afraid of him?" Kyle asked laughing.
"He's got a fucking AK-47." Chucky said, with a serious tone.
Kyle stopped laughing.
"Let's go pound the mother fucker's ass." Stan said.
They started walking slowly down the street. They stopped when they heard singing. They looked around and saw Barney singing.
"Hey, speaking of pounding ass, there's the homo dinosaur." Cartman said, taking one of the flamethrowers from Chucky.
"Mmmf mfmfmfmf mmf." Kenny said.
"I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth." Chucky said.
"He asked how are we going to attack him." Stan said.
"Charge after him." Chucky said, getting the flamethrower ready.
"Oh hell no, I'm not going to get shot by that bastard." Cartman said.
Chucky pulled Cartman by his. They walked closer to Barney. Barney stopped his singing and looked at them
"You're back? and I told you there are kids." Barney said, taking out his AK-47.
"Barney, prepare to be well done." Chucky said, shooting the flamethrower at Barney.
Barney moved out of the way and shot his gun. Kenny got shot in the head and died.
"You killed Kenny." Stan said, pointing at Kenny's dead body.
"You bastard." Kyle said, pointing at Barney.
Chucky and Cartman fired the flamethrowers at Barney. Barney got caught on fire. He started screaming and running around. Then he stopped, dropped and rolled on the ground. Barney stood up, burnt all over, aimed his gun, and started shooting. Cartman, Chucky, Stan and Kyle stood behind trees. Barney kept shooting his gun until he ran out of ammo. He threw his gun on the ground and walked over to Kyle. He grabbed Kyle by the arm and twisted it behind Kyle's back. Kyle cried in pain.
"Stop!" Kyle yelled, but Barney didn't listen.
"Hey, let's make a deal." Stan said, walking up to Barney.
"What kind of a deal?" Barney asked.
"You let Kyle go and we give you the flamethrowers." Stan said, keeping his distance from Barney.
"Are you fucking crazy?" Cartman and Chucky asked, walking over to Stan.
"It's a deal." Barney said, loosing up the hold on Kyle.
"Give him the flamethrowers." Kyle said, from Barney's hold.
"How can we trust you?" Cartman asked Barney.
"Kick over the flamethrowers and I'll let him go, but I'm going to kill you guys anyway." Barney said.
Chucky thought of a plan.
"I'm going to hand you the flamethrowers." Chucky said, taking the other flamethrower from Cartman and walking up to Barney.
As Barney was about to grab the flamethrowers, Chucky shot both of the flamethrowers and Barney got caught on fire again. Cartman and Stan got Kyle away from Barney. Chucky kept the flamethrowers on Barney, making sure he will die.
"Oh boy, Barney's on fire, it's what we always desired, we'll watch the flames get brighter, just don't try to put him out!" Cartman, Kyle and Stan sang while Chucky's burning Barney.
"Astalavista, bitch!" Chucky yelled at Barney
Barney started to scream, yell and cry. Finally Barney died from the fire. Chucky threw the flamethrowers, picked up a stick and poked Barney with the stick to be sure he was dead.
"He's a dead fuck." Chucky said, throwing the stick.
"How about one last song?" Stan asked.
"I hate you, you hate me, lets all go and kill Barney, with a great big punch and a bullet in the head, sorry children, Barney's dead, I hate you, you hate me, Barney took an ectasy, now he's lying dead on the floor, no more purple dinosaur." Cartman, Kyle and Stan sang.
Chucky started laughing. Kyle noticed the Chucky is starting to dissappear.
"Dude, you're disappearing." Kyle said, pointing to Chucky's hand.
Chucky looked at his hand and went wide eyed.
"Why are you disappearing, dude?" Stan asked.
"I don't fucking know." Chucky said.
Chucky's whole body started to disappear. When he fully was gone out of the dream, his eyes woke up to reality. Chucky sat in his bed, looked at his clock, which was, nine-seventeen in the morning and sighed. It was all a dream. Or a nightmare that Freddy created.
Hi, I'm glad u guys think my story is funny.
Demona Triple H - I don't know why Freddy and Chucky go at it in when they're together in a story. I think it's funny though, when they do.
Rogue Dark Angel - Yeah, Freddy and Chucky were pretty breathless after all those jokes. lol!
MetalMyersJason - I'll continue, if I can think of insane stuff to do with them. lol!
basilisk1313 - Glad u like my story, I didn't know if people would, but they actually do. I feel loved! lol!
LauRtheMusicAngel - I don't know if villains go to bed, but in my story they do.
SeungGirl - Thought the jokes were funny? Me too, I looked them up, I tried to find the funniest ones. Which joke did you think was the funniest?
I went to see 50 First Dates and it was funny. Well here's chapter 3
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Chucky woke up and found himself standing in the middle of a street. He looked around and saw no one. He started walking down the street and heard someone singing. He followed the voice and then stopped in his tracks to see Barney singing.
"I love you, you love me..." Barney started singing, but Chucky cut him off.
"Shut the fuck up you stupid ugly purple faggot dinosaur!" Chucky yelled.
Barney looked at Chucky.
"What, you don't like my singing?" Barney asked.
"And I don't like you're song." Chucky said.
"But I love you, don't you love me?" Barney said.
"Are you fucking on crack?" Chucky asked.
"Stop you're swearing, kids can be listening." Barney said.
"I don't see anyone else here, you fucking moron!" Chucky yelled.
"I said stop you're swearing." Barney warned
"Or what, you're going to sing to me to death?" Chucky asked, with a chuckle.
"No." Barney said, pulling out an AK-47.
"I'm going to kill you with this, then sing the song at your funeral." Barney said, taking aim with his gun on Chucky.
"Oh shit!" Chucky yelled, running for his life.
Chucky ran up the street and saw a sewer hole open. Without hesitation, he jumped in and fell in the sewer water.
"Gross." Chucky said, while getting up.
"The Ninja Turtles better not be down here." Chucky whispered to himself.
He followed the stream of the sewer water to another opening for the sewer. He climbed up the latter and walked down the street. After awhile he had a feeling he was being followed so he walked faster. Then he ran and he ran into four kids.
"Hey watch where the fuck your going." Cartman said.
"Who the fuck are you guys?" Chucky asked.
"I'm Cartman, fucker." Cartman said, sarcastically.
"I'm Stan." Stan said.
"I'm Kyle." Kyle said.
"The Jew." Cartman added.
Kyle kicked Cartman in the nuts. Cartman fell to the ground holding his nuts.
"Mf mmmf." Kenny said.
"What the fuck did he just say?" Chucky asked.
"He said he's Kenny." Stan said.
Cartman got up from the ground.
"Who the hell are you?" Cartman asked.
"I'm Chucky, fat ass." Chucky said
"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned." Cartman said.
"Why were you running so fast?" Kyle asked.
"I thought someone was following me." Chucky said.
Just then, the Teletubbies appeared. They're attached to hand grenades. They went to pull out the pins but Chucky, Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman ran, covering their ears and jumped in a sewer hole. They heard the grenades go off and sighed.
"I think they were Afghan Teletubbies." (don't mean to offend) Cartman said, catching his breath.
They climbed out of the sewer and started to walk down the street. After five minutes, Big Bird and Elmo appear.
"Hey can you tell us where the fuck we are?" Chucky asked.
Big Bird and Elmo pulled out a flame thrower. Chucky ran behind a tree.
"You're not burning my ass." Cartman said, taking out two stars and throwing them at Big Bird and Elmo. The stars flew through their necks. Big Bird's and Elmo's heads and bodies fell to the ground.
"Good shot." Stan said.
Chucky picked up the two flame throwers and they kept walking down the street. Chucky stopped walking.
"What are you stopping for?" Stan asked, stopping and turning to Chucky.
"I've walked past here before, I think we're walking in circles." Chucky said, looking at Stan.
"Then there shouldn't be anymore crazy things that will pop out?" Kyle asked, with hope.
"Actually, there is one more." Chucky said, looking at the flamethrowers.
"Who?" Stan, Kyle and Cartman asked at the same time.
"Barney." Chucky said, looking up at the three.
"Barney? That's who where supposed to be afraid of him?" Kyle asked laughing.
"He's got a fucking AK-47." Chucky said, with a serious tone.
Kyle stopped laughing.
"Let's go pound the mother fucker's ass." Stan said.
They started walking slowly down the street. They stopped when they heard singing. They looked around and saw Barney singing.
"Hey, speaking of pounding ass, there's the homo dinosaur." Cartman said, taking one of the flamethrowers from Chucky.
"Mmmf mfmfmfmf mmf." Kenny said.
"I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth." Chucky said.
"He asked how are we going to attack him." Stan said.
"Charge after him." Chucky said, getting the flamethrower ready.
"Oh hell no, I'm not going to get shot by that bastard." Cartman said.
Chucky pulled Cartman by his. They walked closer to Barney. Barney stopped his singing and looked at them
"You're back? and I told you there are kids." Barney said, taking out his AK-47.
"Barney, prepare to be well done." Chucky said, shooting the flamethrower at Barney.
Barney moved out of the way and shot his gun. Kenny got shot in the head and died.
"You killed Kenny." Stan said, pointing at Kenny's dead body.
"You bastard." Kyle said, pointing at Barney.
Chucky and Cartman fired the flamethrowers at Barney. Barney got caught on fire. He started screaming and running around. Then he stopped, dropped and rolled on the ground. Barney stood up, burnt all over, aimed his gun, and started shooting. Cartman, Chucky, Stan and Kyle stood behind trees. Barney kept shooting his gun until he ran out of ammo. He threw his gun on the ground and walked over to Kyle. He grabbed Kyle by the arm and twisted it behind Kyle's back. Kyle cried in pain.
"Stop!" Kyle yelled, but Barney didn't listen.
"Hey, let's make a deal." Stan said, walking up to Barney.
"What kind of a deal?" Barney asked.
"You let Kyle go and we give you the flamethrowers." Stan said, keeping his distance from Barney.
"Are you fucking crazy?" Cartman and Chucky asked, walking over to Stan.
"It's a deal." Barney said, loosing up the hold on Kyle.
"Give him the flamethrowers." Kyle said, from Barney's hold.
"How can we trust you?" Cartman asked Barney.
"Kick over the flamethrowers and I'll let him go, but I'm going to kill you guys anyway." Barney said.
Chucky thought of a plan.
"I'm going to hand you the flamethrowers." Chucky said, taking the other flamethrower from Cartman and walking up to Barney.
As Barney was about to grab the flamethrowers, Chucky shot both of the flamethrowers and Barney got caught on fire again. Cartman and Stan got Kyle away from Barney. Chucky kept the flamethrowers on Barney, making sure he will die.
"Oh boy, Barney's on fire, it's what we always desired, we'll watch the flames get brighter, just don't try to put him out!" Cartman, Kyle and Stan sang while Chucky's burning Barney.
"Astalavista, bitch!" Chucky yelled at Barney
Barney started to scream, yell and cry. Finally Barney died from the fire. Chucky threw the flamethrowers, picked up a stick and poked Barney with the stick to be sure he was dead.
"He's a dead fuck." Chucky said, throwing the stick.
"How about one last song?" Stan asked.
"I hate you, you hate me, lets all go and kill Barney, with a great big punch and a bullet in the head, sorry children, Barney's dead, I hate you, you hate me, Barney took an ectasy, now he's lying dead on the floor, no more purple dinosaur." Cartman, Kyle and Stan sang.
Chucky started laughing. Kyle noticed the Chucky is starting to dissappear.
"Dude, you're disappearing." Kyle said, pointing to Chucky's hand.
Chucky looked at his hand and went wide eyed.
"Why are you disappearing, dude?" Stan asked.
"I don't fucking know." Chucky said.
Chucky's whole body started to disappear. When he fully was gone out of the dream, his eyes woke up to reality. Chucky sat in his bed, looked at his clock, which was, nine-seventeen in the morning and sighed. It was all a dream. Or a nightmare that Freddy created.