"I need a drink." Chucky said.
"So do I." Candyman said, driving to the closet bar.
Candyman drove in the parking lot and all six walked in the bar. They squeezed through the people, since it's pretty full. They walked over to the bartender. Freddy, Leprechaun, Chucky and Candyman ordered beers. Candyman had to order a beer for Jason. The bartender handed them the beers and they started to drink them. Crypt Keeper looked at the people in the bar.
"Michael Myers, PinHead, Hannibal Lecter and Pennywise are here." Crypt Keeper said.
"Lets ask if they want to play pool." Candyman said.
"Is it going to be your first time playing?" Freddy asked.
"No." Candyman said.
They walked over to Michael, PinHead, Hannibal and Pennywise.
"Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?" Pennywise asked jokingly.
"Chucky needed a drink." Leprechaun said.
"That's new, Freddy always wants a drink." PinHead said.
"Yeah, but he was too busy laughing his ass off." Chucky said looking at Freddy.
"Maybe if you could pick up a bowling ball." Freddy said looking at Chucky.
"You guys should not argue." Hannibal said.
"You guys want to play pool?" Candyman asked.
"I don't know how to play." PinHead said.
"I'll teach you." Candyman said.
Candyman and PinHead walked over to the pool table.
"I'm going to go watch them play." Pennywise said.
Pennywise walked over to Candyman and PinHead. Chucky, Crypt Keeper and Leprechaun walked over to the pinball machine, Freddy walked over to the bar, Hannibal walked over to someone he knows, Michael and Jason sat down in chairs, waving to each other.
Chucky and Leprechaun had to stand on chairs to reach the pinball machine. Freddy ordered a lot of drinks at the bar.
Candyman took two pool stick and handed one to PinHead.
"I'll break." Candyman said, taking aim on the white ball.
He hit the ball and got a solid in. He took aim on another ball but didn't get it in.
"Since I got a solid in you're stripes." Candyman said.
PinHead took aim and hit the white ball, but the white ball bounced off the table and hit Pennywise in the nuts. Pennywise fell to his knees.
"Sorry." PinHead said.
Candyman had to bite his tongue to not laugh.
"You hit me in the fucking nuts and all you can say is sorry?" Pennywise said, with a high pitched voice.
"Yes." PinHead said.
Pennywise got up from his knees and walked over to Jason and Michael. Candyman couldn't hold his laugh anymore. He laughed after Pennywise walked away.
Pennywise walked over to Michael and Jason. He sat between them.
"So what have you guys been up to?" Pennywise asked.
Michael and Jason just stared at him.
"Okay, are you guys having fun?" Pennywise asked, looking at one than the other.
They both shook their head.
"Me neither."
Pennywise started talking about a long story.
Chucky and Leprechaun started arguing who would go first on the machine.
"How about you guys shut the fuck up and I'll go first." Crypt Keeper said with an annoyed tone in his voice.
"Fine." Chucky and Leprechaun said at the same time.
Crypt Keeper started to play the pinball machine.
A drunk guy sat next to Freddy at the bar and ordered drinks.
"So what makes you come here?" The drunk guy asked.
Freddy gulped down his vodka shot.
"Do I look like a fucking people person?" Freddy asked, not looking at the drunk guy.
"I don't know, I can't see straight." The drunk guy said, drinking his drinks.
"If I throw a stick will you leave?" Freddy asked, gulping down another shot.
"Actually I have a story to tell you that happened to me." The drunk said, starting his story.
PinHead started to get the hang of pool.
"See, it isn't that hard to learn." Candyman said, hitting the white ball at a solid and getting it in.
"Yeah, you already beat me five times." PinHead said, sitting down to wait for his turn.
"I'm just that good." Candyman said, hitting the white ball and getting a scratch.
"My turn." PinHead said, getting up from his seat.
"I got the highest score." Leprechaun said.
"Not for fucking long." Chucky said, hitting the buttons on the pinball machine.
"I'll just beat your score." Leprechaun said.
"I got the highest score." Chucky said, looking at Leprechaun.
Crypt Keeper started to take his turn on the pinball machine.
Jason and Michael started to fall asleep on the chairs while Pennywise is talking. Pennywise pounded the table. Jason and Michael eye's went wide open and they both jumped in their seats. Pennywise hadn't noticed they started to fall asleep and thought they jumped because he was saying something suspenseful.
"I know, I jumped, too." Pennywise said and finished his long conversation.
Freddy couldn't stand the drunk guy's story.
"Shut the fuck up!" Freddy shouted at the guy, stopping the drunk guy to finish his story.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." The drunk guy said, too drunk to know Freddy was talking to him.
"Leave me the fuck alone!" Freddy shouted at the drunk guy.
"I got some good news." The drunk guy said.
"You'll leave me the fuck alone?" Freddy asked.
"No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." The drunk said.
"I don't fucking care, I don't care that your wife left you for another man because you can't please you, I don't fucking care your kids hit you with the car, and you know what? I don't fucking blame them, I don't fucking care, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Freddy yelled, making everyone stop what they were doing and look at him.
"Fuck you!" The drunk guy shouted at Freddy.
Freddy punched the drunk guy in the face. The drunk fell backwards off the chair and got knocked out cold. Everyone in the bar started to get rowdy and just started to fight each other. The drunk guy's six friends walked over to Freddy. Leprechaun, Chucky, Jason, Candyman and Crypt Keeper walked over to Freddy and stood by his side.
"Which dwarf are you?" One of the drunk guy's friend name, Ethan asked looking at Leprechaun.
"I'm not a dwarf, I'm a leprechaun, mother fucker!" Leprechaun said kicking the guy in the shin.
Ethan went after Leprechaun. Then all the drunk guy's friends went after one of them.
Candyman tackled Isaac. Isaac pushed Candyman off of him. Isaac went to go kick Candyman in the stomach, but Candyman moved out of the way. Candyman got over punched Isaac in the face. Isaac touched his nose. He notice it wasn't broken and punched Candyman in the stomach. Candyman clutched his stomach. Isaac kicked Candyman in the face. Candyman sat on his knees on the floor. Isaac lifted his foot and was about to stomp on Candyman's head but Candyman grabbed his foot and twisted it. Isaac got out of the twist hold and Candyman got off of the floor. Candyman hit his ahead on Isaac's head. Isaac got knocked out cold.
Frank started punching Jason in the chest. Jason just tilted his head and stared at Frank like he was being poked by a stick. Frank started to get tired of punching so he kicked Jason in the face. Jason swayed back and just swung his arm at Frank, hitting him with his back hand. Frank flew back to the wall. Frank grabbed a pool stick and smashed it on top of Jason's head. The pool stick broke and Jason kicked Frank in the stomach. Again, Frank flew back to the wall. Frank grabbed a chair and hit Jason in the back. Jason grabbed Frank, lifted him over his body with both arms and threw him onto a table, making it break as Frank lands on it. Frank got up and charged after Jason. Jason stuck out his chest and Frank got knocked out, falling backwards to the floor.
Ethan went to grab Leprechaun but Leprechaun ran under Ethan's legs. Leprechaun used his magic and made a chair hit Ethan on his back. Ethan fell onto his knees. Leprechaun jumped on Ethan's neck. Ethan got up on his feet and tried to get Leprechaun off of him. Leprechaun squeezed his arms tighter around Ethan's neck. Leprechaun bit half of Ethan's left ear off. Ethan screamed in pain.
"Pass that over here." Hannibal said to Leprechaun.
Leprechaun threw the ear to Hannibal.
"Thank you." Hannibal said, walking away, eating the ear just like it was a chip.
Ethan pressed his hand on his left half ear and slammed his back against the wall, squashing Leprechaun. Leprechaun let go of Ethan. Ethan punched Leprechaun in the face. Leprechaun started doing one-two punches on Ethan's crotch. Ethan fell to his knees. Leprechaun used his magic and made a table fall on Ethan. Ethan got knocked out.
Chucky bit Doug on his right leg. Doug kicked Chucky like a football. Chucky flew in the air and landed on the pool table. Doug walked closer to Chucky. Chucky picked up a pool ball and threw it at Doug, hitting him in the face. Doug ducked when another pool ball got thrown at him. Doug grabbed a poll stick and started to attack from a distance with the pool stick. Chucky started to throw the pool balls at Doug. Doug poked Chucky with the pool stick again and Chucky fell off the pool table. Chucky ran behind Doug. Doug looked under the pool table and noticed Chucky wasn't under there. Chucky jumped on Doug's back and covered Doug's eyes. Doug got up and started running. Chucky uncovered Doug's eyes and jumped off of him. Doug couldn't stop running in time and ran into the wall knocking himself out.
Crypt Keeper smashed empty beer bottles on Ted's head. Crypt Keeper ran behind the bar and grabbed some glass cups. He started throwing them at Ted but Ted moved out of the way. Jason walked up to Ted and whacked him over the head with a bar stool, knocking Ted out.
"Thanks." Crypt Keeper said, walking over to Jason.
Jason nodded a 'your welcome'.
Freddy grabbed Alan's arm and flipped him on his back on to the floor. Alan sat up on the floor and grabbed Freddy's leg. Alan pulled on Freddy's leg, making Freddy fall backwards on the floor. Alan and Freddy got up from the floor. Freddy elbowed Alan in the ribs and pushed him into a pool table, making his back hit the corner. Alan fell in pain. Freddy grabbed his vodka shot, drank it and kicked Alan in the face. Alan got up. Freddy started to do cartwheels and hitting Alan in the process. Alan recovered fast from the hits and pushed Freddy into the jukebox. Freddy grabbed Alan's pinky and broke it.
"You broke my fucking pinky you prick!" Alan shouted.
"Ain't that a bitch." Freddy said.
Freddy jumped up and grabbed the ceiling light and kicked Alan in the face. That made Alan spin around. When Alan's back faced Freddy, he kicked Alan's back and let go of the ceiling light. Alan went forward getting knocked out by the pool table.
Jason, Candyman, Crypt Keeper, Leprechaun and Chucky walked over to Freddy.
"That's what you call knockout." Chucky said.
Gomez Addams walked over to Candyman and pulled him aside.
"Good show, now I need a favor from you." Gomez said, looking at Candyman.
"Yeah, sure, what is it?" Candyman asked.
"I need you to come to my house and babysit." Gomez said.
"Babysit?" Candyman asked.
"Yeah, you and and the rest of the guys can come over later, Morticia will be very thankful." Gomez said.
"I don't think..." Candyman started but he couldn't finish what he was saying because Gomez walked out of the bar.
Candyman, Jason, Leprechaun, Chucky, Crypt Keeper and Freddy walked out of the bar and over to their van. They all got in and Candyman drove away from the bar.
"So do I." Candyman said, driving to the closet bar.
Candyman drove in the parking lot and all six walked in the bar. They squeezed through the people, since it's pretty full. They walked over to the bartender. Freddy, Leprechaun, Chucky and Candyman ordered beers. Candyman had to order a beer for Jason. The bartender handed them the beers and they started to drink them. Crypt Keeper looked at the people in the bar.
"Michael Myers, PinHead, Hannibal Lecter and Pennywise are here." Crypt Keeper said.
"Lets ask if they want to play pool." Candyman said.
"Is it going to be your first time playing?" Freddy asked.
"No." Candyman said.
They walked over to Michael, PinHead, Hannibal and Pennywise.
"Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?" Pennywise asked jokingly.
"Chucky needed a drink." Leprechaun said.
"That's new, Freddy always wants a drink." PinHead said.
"Yeah, but he was too busy laughing his ass off." Chucky said looking at Freddy.
"Maybe if you could pick up a bowling ball." Freddy said looking at Chucky.
"You guys should not argue." Hannibal said.
"You guys want to play pool?" Candyman asked.
"I don't know how to play." PinHead said.
"I'll teach you." Candyman said.
Candyman and PinHead walked over to the pool table.
"I'm going to go watch them play." Pennywise said.
Pennywise walked over to Candyman and PinHead. Chucky, Crypt Keeper and Leprechaun walked over to the pinball machine, Freddy walked over to the bar, Hannibal walked over to someone he knows, Michael and Jason sat down in chairs, waving to each other.
Chucky and Leprechaun had to stand on chairs to reach the pinball machine. Freddy ordered a lot of drinks at the bar.
Candyman took two pool stick and handed one to PinHead.
"I'll break." Candyman said, taking aim on the white ball.
He hit the ball and got a solid in. He took aim on another ball but didn't get it in.
"Since I got a solid in you're stripes." Candyman said.
PinHead took aim and hit the white ball, but the white ball bounced off the table and hit Pennywise in the nuts. Pennywise fell to his knees.
"Sorry." PinHead said.
Candyman had to bite his tongue to not laugh.
"You hit me in the fucking nuts and all you can say is sorry?" Pennywise said, with a high pitched voice.
"Yes." PinHead said.
Pennywise got up from his knees and walked over to Jason and Michael. Candyman couldn't hold his laugh anymore. He laughed after Pennywise walked away.
Pennywise walked over to Michael and Jason. He sat between them.
"So what have you guys been up to?" Pennywise asked.
Michael and Jason just stared at him.
"Okay, are you guys having fun?" Pennywise asked, looking at one than the other.
They both shook their head.
"Me neither."
Pennywise started talking about a long story.
Chucky and Leprechaun started arguing who would go first on the machine.
"How about you guys shut the fuck up and I'll go first." Crypt Keeper said with an annoyed tone in his voice.
"Fine." Chucky and Leprechaun said at the same time.
Crypt Keeper started to play the pinball machine.
A drunk guy sat next to Freddy at the bar and ordered drinks.
"So what makes you come here?" The drunk guy asked.
Freddy gulped down his vodka shot.
"Do I look like a fucking people person?" Freddy asked, not looking at the drunk guy.
"I don't know, I can't see straight." The drunk guy said, drinking his drinks.
"If I throw a stick will you leave?" Freddy asked, gulping down another shot.
"Actually I have a story to tell you that happened to me." The drunk said, starting his story.
PinHead started to get the hang of pool.
"See, it isn't that hard to learn." Candyman said, hitting the white ball at a solid and getting it in.
"Yeah, you already beat me five times." PinHead said, sitting down to wait for his turn.
"I'm just that good." Candyman said, hitting the white ball and getting a scratch.
"My turn." PinHead said, getting up from his seat.
"I got the highest score." Leprechaun said.
"Not for fucking long." Chucky said, hitting the buttons on the pinball machine.
"I'll just beat your score." Leprechaun said.
"I got the highest score." Chucky said, looking at Leprechaun.
Crypt Keeper started to take his turn on the pinball machine.
Jason and Michael started to fall asleep on the chairs while Pennywise is talking. Pennywise pounded the table. Jason and Michael eye's went wide open and they both jumped in their seats. Pennywise hadn't noticed they started to fall asleep and thought they jumped because he was saying something suspenseful.
"I know, I jumped, too." Pennywise said and finished his long conversation.
Freddy couldn't stand the drunk guy's story.
"Shut the fuck up!" Freddy shouted at the guy, stopping the drunk guy to finish his story.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." The drunk guy said, too drunk to know Freddy was talking to him.
"Leave me the fuck alone!" Freddy shouted at the drunk guy.
"I got some good news." The drunk guy said.
"You'll leave me the fuck alone?" Freddy asked.
"No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." The drunk said.
"I don't fucking care, I don't care that your wife left you for another man because you can't please you, I don't fucking care your kids hit you with the car, and you know what? I don't fucking blame them, I don't fucking care, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Freddy yelled, making everyone stop what they were doing and look at him.
"Fuck you!" The drunk guy shouted at Freddy.
Freddy punched the drunk guy in the face. The drunk fell backwards off the chair and got knocked out cold. Everyone in the bar started to get rowdy and just started to fight each other. The drunk guy's six friends walked over to Freddy. Leprechaun, Chucky, Jason, Candyman and Crypt Keeper walked over to Freddy and stood by his side.
"Which dwarf are you?" One of the drunk guy's friend name, Ethan asked looking at Leprechaun.
"I'm not a dwarf, I'm a leprechaun, mother fucker!" Leprechaun said kicking the guy in the shin.
Ethan went after Leprechaun. Then all the drunk guy's friends went after one of them.
Candyman tackled Isaac. Isaac pushed Candyman off of him. Isaac went to go kick Candyman in the stomach, but Candyman moved out of the way. Candyman got over punched Isaac in the face. Isaac touched his nose. He notice it wasn't broken and punched Candyman in the stomach. Candyman clutched his stomach. Isaac kicked Candyman in the face. Candyman sat on his knees on the floor. Isaac lifted his foot and was about to stomp on Candyman's head but Candyman grabbed his foot and twisted it. Isaac got out of the twist hold and Candyman got off of the floor. Candyman hit his ahead on Isaac's head. Isaac got knocked out cold.
Frank started punching Jason in the chest. Jason just tilted his head and stared at Frank like he was being poked by a stick. Frank started to get tired of punching so he kicked Jason in the face. Jason swayed back and just swung his arm at Frank, hitting him with his back hand. Frank flew back to the wall. Frank grabbed a pool stick and smashed it on top of Jason's head. The pool stick broke and Jason kicked Frank in the stomach. Again, Frank flew back to the wall. Frank grabbed a chair and hit Jason in the back. Jason grabbed Frank, lifted him over his body with both arms and threw him onto a table, making it break as Frank lands on it. Frank got up and charged after Jason. Jason stuck out his chest and Frank got knocked out, falling backwards to the floor.
Ethan went to grab Leprechaun but Leprechaun ran under Ethan's legs. Leprechaun used his magic and made a chair hit Ethan on his back. Ethan fell onto his knees. Leprechaun jumped on Ethan's neck. Ethan got up on his feet and tried to get Leprechaun off of him. Leprechaun squeezed his arms tighter around Ethan's neck. Leprechaun bit half of Ethan's left ear off. Ethan screamed in pain.
"Pass that over here." Hannibal said to Leprechaun.
Leprechaun threw the ear to Hannibal.
"Thank you." Hannibal said, walking away, eating the ear just like it was a chip.
Ethan pressed his hand on his left half ear and slammed his back against the wall, squashing Leprechaun. Leprechaun let go of Ethan. Ethan punched Leprechaun in the face. Leprechaun started doing one-two punches on Ethan's crotch. Ethan fell to his knees. Leprechaun used his magic and made a table fall on Ethan. Ethan got knocked out.
Chucky bit Doug on his right leg. Doug kicked Chucky like a football. Chucky flew in the air and landed on the pool table. Doug walked closer to Chucky. Chucky picked up a pool ball and threw it at Doug, hitting him in the face. Doug ducked when another pool ball got thrown at him. Doug grabbed a poll stick and started to attack from a distance with the pool stick. Chucky started to throw the pool balls at Doug. Doug poked Chucky with the pool stick again and Chucky fell off the pool table. Chucky ran behind Doug. Doug looked under the pool table and noticed Chucky wasn't under there. Chucky jumped on Doug's back and covered Doug's eyes. Doug got up and started running. Chucky uncovered Doug's eyes and jumped off of him. Doug couldn't stop running in time and ran into the wall knocking himself out.
Crypt Keeper smashed empty beer bottles on Ted's head. Crypt Keeper ran behind the bar and grabbed some glass cups. He started throwing them at Ted but Ted moved out of the way. Jason walked up to Ted and whacked him over the head with a bar stool, knocking Ted out.
"Thanks." Crypt Keeper said, walking over to Jason.
Jason nodded a 'your welcome'.
Freddy grabbed Alan's arm and flipped him on his back on to the floor. Alan sat up on the floor and grabbed Freddy's leg. Alan pulled on Freddy's leg, making Freddy fall backwards on the floor. Alan and Freddy got up from the floor. Freddy elbowed Alan in the ribs and pushed him into a pool table, making his back hit the corner. Alan fell in pain. Freddy grabbed his vodka shot, drank it and kicked Alan in the face. Alan got up. Freddy started to do cartwheels and hitting Alan in the process. Alan recovered fast from the hits and pushed Freddy into the jukebox. Freddy grabbed Alan's pinky and broke it.
"You broke my fucking pinky you prick!" Alan shouted.
"Ain't that a bitch." Freddy said.
Freddy jumped up and grabbed the ceiling light and kicked Alan in the face. That made Alan spin around. When Alan's back faced Freddy, he kicked Alan's back and let go of the ceiling light. Alan went forward getting knocked out by the pool table.
Jason, Candyman, Crypt Keeper, Leprechaun and Chucky walked over to Freddy.
"That's what you call knockout." Chucky said.
Gomez Addams walked over to Candyman and pulled him aside.
"Good show, now I need a favor from you." Gomez said, looking at Candyman.
"Yeah, sure, what is it?" Candyman asked.
"I need you to come to my house and babysit." Gomez said.
"Babysit?" Candyman asked.
"Yeah, you and and the rest of the guys can come over later, Morticia will be very thankful." Gomez said.
"I don't think..." Candyman started but he couldn't finish what he was saying because Gomez walked out of the bar.
Candyman, Jason, Leprechaun, Chucky, Crypt Keeper and Freddy walked out of the bar and over to their van. They all got in and Candyman drove away from the bar.