Juuban Saibouko 7 – By DS Wynne
Disclaimer: "Sailor Moon", "Ranma 1/2" and other genres belong to their respective owners.
Note: This is a multi-epic crossover.
Part 7
With the team up of Sailor Moon and Majin Buu, the world trembles with fright. Meanwhile, the persons in question are lounging around…on a proverbial mountain of skulls.
"Juu-chan," Buu says, as the pink "marsh-mellow man" entity hops and skips over to a lounging 'Moon, who was sipping an iced-cold lemonade. "What are we going to do today?"
"The same thing we do every day, Buu," 'Moon says. "Try to take over the UNIVERSE!"
They're "Pinky" and "the 'Moon!"
They're "Pinky" and "the 'Moon!"
One is a maniac, while the other is a loon!
Both are of great worth,
As they destroy the Earth!
They're Pinky…they're Pinky, and the 'Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon!
(A/N: This is a take on Warner Brother's "Pinky and the Brain" shorts from the "Animaniacs" cartoon series!)
"Come," 'Moon said, as she toss aside her drink. "Let's move on to the next town."
"Juu-chan, are we going to get more candy?" Buu asked.
'Moon smiled wickedly.
"Sure."
And with that, the so-called "dastardly duo" takes off to terrorize more people.
Meanwhile, at Dende's Place…
"This is horrible!" Dende bemoaned. "There's no one to stop those two!"
Ranma Saotome, Makoto ("Sailor Jupiter") Kino and Son Goku nods in agreement. At least in terms of dealing with the notion that there was no ONE person capable in dealing with the combined might of Majin Buu and Majin Sailor Moon. Luna, Artemis and Diana the Guardian Cats trot up to the assembled people.
"Makoto, you have to help the Moon Princess!" Luna whined.
"Yes," said Artemis. "And besides, only she can bring back the Sailor Scouts."
"I know that," Makoto says. "But how can we stop a person who was…IS…a friend?"
Ranma didn't say anything. He was still shell shock from the encounter from earlier…
FLASHBACK!
"No….NO!" Majin Tuxedo Mask cried, as he realized what he had done. He tried to use the alien wizard Babidi to resurrect his beloved, but realized to his horror that his actions made things WORST.
"See what you DID, fool?" Ranma said, as he got up. He had just fought Mask, when Majin Buu was released. The shock of what was going on awakened the Cell aspect in Juuban Saibouko, and thus created the entity known as "Majin Sailor Moon". At the moment, 'Moon was "making out" with Buu, as a way of cementing the entities affections.
"Buu feel NICE," the entity blushed.
"I'm glad, Buu-chan," 'Moon says. "I just want to thank you for awaken my potential."
"No, I woke Majin Buu up!" the short and demented Babidi said, as he stepped forward. "You two work for me!"
'Moon looks at the wizard.
"Buu, be a dear and destroy Babidi," 'Moon says.
"What!" Babidi exclaimed.
Buu smiles a wicked smile.
"Buu will!" Buu said, as he blasted Babidi to nothing.
FWOOSH!
"Ahhhhhhhhh-!"
"That was fun!"
Further away…
"We got to stop her!" said Sailor Venus, the "de facto" leader of the "Sailor Scouts".
"Can we?" asked Sailor Saturn. "Whatever Sailor Moon is now, Usagi is still in there somewhere."
"Sailor Moon can still be reincarnated, right?" Sailor Uranus says. "If we destroy this version of Sailor Moon, that is."
"It will be difficult for all of us," said Sailor Neptune says. Then, her attention turns to the presence of the kids Mirai Trunks, Son Goten and Saotome Ranko. "We have to get the kids out here before we decide on the best course of action."
"Agreed," 'Venus says. "Besides, we might need to formulate a back-up plan…just in case, so I suggest that you, 'Mercury, take the kids to Dende's Place."
'Mercury nods her head in response. Besides, her friend Bulma wouldn't want her son Trunks to be in too much danger.
"I'll use a 'delay entry' teleport," Sailor Mercury says. "That way, those three won't be able to come back here too soon."
Back on the battlefield…
"Usagi…you have to come with me," Majin Tuxedo Mask says, as he cautiously steps towards his beloved.
'Moon takes a look at 'Mask with sad eyes. Then, her mean look comes to the fore.
"Buu? I'm hungry for a cookie. Take the fancy-pants man OUT."
"You want COOKIE? Juu-chan GET cookie!"
ZAP!
'Moon picks up the confection from the ground. Then, she pops it into her mouth.
CRUNCH!
"You were always 'yummy', Mamo-chan," 'Moon said, as her energy levels increased. HOHOHOHOHOHOHO-!"
Ranma stepped back in horror. Whether or not Akane was within Sailor Moon was now a moot point. So-
"You have to be stopped!" Ranma said, as he got into a fighting stance.
Suddenly, four members of the Sailor Scouts surround the three fighters.
"We agree!" the Sailor Scouts says in unison.
"Wow, five against two," 'Moon says in unison. "Buu, let's even those odds, shall we?"
And with that, the fight commenced.
Unfortunately, it was a horribly short one.
"Venus Crescent BEAM!"
BZT!
'Moon dodges, the blast.
"World SHAKING!"
"Deep SUBMERGE!"
RUMBLE!
SPLASH!
'Moon leaps up and over.
"Jupiter Thunder-crash ZAP!"
'Moon batted away that attack.
"Death Reborn REVOLUTION!"
'Moon held the dark energy sphere at bay with her might, long enough for it to dissipate.
Meanwhile, Ranma fought Majin Buu.
"Moko Takibasha: DOUBLE SHOT!"
Buu was knocked over.
"Tiger CLAW!
Vacuum-like blades sliced into Buu's goo-like exterior, but proved to be utterly ineffective.
"Heeheeheeheehee!" Buu laughed, as he stretched his arms to knock away Ranma. Ranma saw this, and began to leap about in an effort to tangle up the menace. He then got close enough to land some punches.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
However, the fourth punch got stuck in Buu's gut.
"You pay for hurting Buu!" Buu said, as he began to wail on Ranma.
At the same time, 'Moon was slowly getting the upper hand. A punch here, a kick here, and the Sailor Scouts were on the defensive.
'Moon then leaps up into the air…and forms a mini-Spirit Bomb. And because she absorbed Majin Tuxedo Mask, the Prince of the Earth, very little time was needed to make one. In fact, nearly no time at all!
"Here's a present for you!" 'Moon said, as she threw down the bomb.
At the last minute, 'Saturn erects a force-field…
BOOM!
"Uhhhh…"
Meanwhile, Ranma had enough of then onslaught, so he formed a "Happo-darken" in his occupied hand…
BOOM!
The bomb exploded from the inside of Buu's body, but severely injured Ranma. Buu-parts were spread outward.
"Oh, man," said Ranma, as he limped out of the way. Then, I saw that 'Moon was about to deliver the finishing blow. Using his good hand, Ranma cupped his palm…
"Moko Takibasha!"
BLAM!
With 'Moon knocked out of the way, Ranma used the "Instant Transmission" technique to gather up the fallen 'Scouts to safety.
"Dang!" 'Moon said with anger, once she recovered. "There goes my fun!"
She then looks at Buu, who was gathering himself. Then, she sensed the approach of a powerful energy signature.
"Well, maybe not."
BOOM!
"Majin Vegeta," Moon says.
"I am here for Majin Buu, trollop!" the Saiyajin prince says. "Where IS he?"
"I believe you have to worry about me, VEGETA!" 'Moon says, as her voice began to sound more like-
"CELL?"
"Yes, though in a slightly different form. I kinda like it."
"Well, it doesn't MATTER what form you take. I will destroy you."
"I really don't think so. Buu? I need another cookie."
"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE-!"
"Wha-
ZAP!
Once 'Moon consumes Majin Vegeta, she gets even stronger...and meaner looking!
"YES!"'Moon yells, as her body became more toned.
"Juu-chan, what we do now?" Buu asked.
'Moon looks at her new friend.
"Let's have some fun!"
"Yippie!"
Oh, dear, the Supreme Kai says. What are we going to do?
Then, he sees the unconscious Son Gohan and his father Goku, who Vegeta had managed to knockboth out.
I can only bring one of you to the planet of the Supreme Kai, Kai thought, and Gohan seems to have the most potential.
And with that, the Supreme Kai takes off with Gohan. Luckily, Krillan and Piccolo were still in the area to retrieve Goku.
END FLASHBACK!
"So, what are you three going to do?" Dende asks.
"I have to find my son," Goku says. "But first, I need to distract Buu and 'Moon-"
"-while Makoto and I teach Goten and Trunks the 'Fusion Dance'," Ranma says.
Fin.
This story has been "canceled", due to lack of interest on the part of the author. My apologies.