The nightmare begins, the mansion from hell
Ok all my stuff got deleted so I don't have a copy of chappie 2….. or 3….. or all the chapters I had written up to 8. so I gotta re write them. Relax, enjoy, and beware the toad. Yes it may be a TEENY little slippy bashing but it's unintentional. For the most part
While fox contemplated how to get food, the rest of the team was a little more worried on the task at hand. There had been no contact from bravo since they left and slippy was starting to get cranky just sitting by a radio. When he finally lost all patience and decided to break the damn thing, a loud screech was heard over it "alpstatic this is brstatic were going down! Istatic down! Knick knack paddy wack give a fox a bone!" while the frog froze holding the radio over his head everyone stared at it. Fox finally realizing something just happened looks around the room "wha? What I miss?"
Immediately everyone scrambled to get to the armory while wolf was talking. Once he realized its pointless to tell the schmucks to proceed calmly he ran out using slippy for a foot stool to launch himself over every ones head. Slippy while still trying to get up ended up having half the team bounce off his head, even people who didn't even know who he was, or in the office for that matter.
Once in the armory everyone was picking up there weapons while thinking carefully about what was going to happen. While krystal was strapping a taser to her shoulder (girls don't leave home without it) in her mind she was thinking "I hope they are all right." Peppy while loading a revolver was thinking about something while looking at a picture that was on his lap. Fox was looking at the two handguns in his hands. He had to decide either to take his prized socom, or a berretta. In the end he decided to go with the berretta not wanting to risk losing the socom. Slippy on the other hand had less then anxious thoughts "jooohn Jacob jingle hiemer schmith" Once the whole team was decked up they all ran to the helicopter which wolf was in stroking a gun like a cat "I have been expecting you, mr mccloud" while wolf said this he put his finger to his lip like doctor evil. Everyone just kinda stares at him for a minute before they all get in and slippy starts the chopper.
While in the air everyone kept checking there weapons barely saying a word to each other. Fox and krystal looked at eachother, staring into the others eyes. Fox gave a simple grin that caused krystal to blush. But the romance was immediately put to an end when they heard the green skinned wingman yell "hey it freezes before it even touches the lake eh" (yeah I think im going to far with this) wolf looks at slippy and gags "DAMNIT TOAD GET YOURSELF AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW AND PILOT THIS THING?" Fox sniffed the air and gagged almost throwing up realizing what he had been doing for the past 10 minutes.
A.N: Alright folks this is where it will start getting serious, so im gonna try and cut the gags a bit. key word TRY
Once they finally landed everyone spread out from the chopper. Wolf and peppy went one way, fox and krystal went another, Joseph went another, while slippy sat in the hooey trying to clean up his er "fluids" Joseph while walking kicked something. Looking down at the ground he bends over "hey guys? I think I found something" slippy on the other hand yelled from the chopper "can I eat it?" (sorry I just think slippy is nuts) joseph reaches for the object relieved that he only found a gun. Standing up he yells to everyone "found someone's gun, I think they went this way" fox turns and starts walking towards his shot gun toting friend "way to go-AH WHAT THE HELL?" jumping back our vulpine friend see's the dismembered hand still attached to it. Joseph who did not notice it yet looked at him funny "whats the matter fox, you use guns all the……. OH SHIT?" tossing the gun with the hand he wipes his hand on his jacket clearly grossed out. Fox who got over the shock motioned he was going to go over a different way and moves away from Joseph. While fox walked away he turned his back looking into the woods "what the hell happened?…." taking a few steps forward Joseph sees a dead body being gnawed on by what appears to be Doberman, with half there flesh missing. Opening his eyes wide he aims screaming out and fires blowing one apart (yeah I know in the game he's dumb and couldn't hit plant 42 if it was biting his leg but I want to give him at least this) every ones heads turned towards the gun shot only to see there team member getting attacked by mutant canines. Krystal stared at the scene her hands shaking as she saw Joseph getting ripped to shreds. She stared a minute to long before one of the Cerberus's saw her and started chasing her. Finally when she snapped to attention she saw it lunging at her only to hear a gun shot. Running back a bit she rams straight into fox who's barrel was smoking "come on.." turning around both start sprinting towards the helicopter where fox trips dropping the berretta. But before he can get it the hell hounds where already near. The last thing he said was "oh shit…." Before the dogs leapt at him.
Alright chapter 2 re written, like dislike r&r or im going to sick the toad on you!