1Jason and Candyman find Freddy talking to Chucky. When they get closer to them they were actually arguing.
"What else is new?" Candyman asked to himself.
"And what, did you get peed on?" Chucky asked, glaring at Freddy.
"No, I fell in the freakin dunk tank!" Freddy yelled.
"Where are the others?" Candyman asked, standing between them.
"Catwoman is stuck on the top of this ride." Chucky said, pointing to the Ferris Wheel.
"How do you know?" Candyman asked, looking up at the Ferris Wheel.
"Cuz he got thrown out of it." Freddy said.
"Shut up." Chucky said.
Wednesday, Pugsley and Leprechaun walk over to them.
"We have to get her down." Candyman said.
"Just leave her up there." Freddy said.
Jason starts to press buttons on the control panel. The Ferris Wheel starts working again. Jason presses the stop button and Catwoman got out of the ride.
"Lets go." Candyman said, walking out the entrance.
The others follow, as the people on the Ferris Wheel are shouting for help. They get to the van.
"That wheelchair can't fit in the van." Chucky said to Freddy.
"It'll go on the roof." Freddy said, riding the wheelchair so it could run Chucky over.
Candyman stops Freddy from riding over Chucky.
"Get rope and it will." Candyman said.
Freddy walked over to a tent and took the ropes. He walked back to the van.
"Voorhees, put the wheelchair on the roof." Freddy said.
Jason just stared blankly at him.
"You don't comprehend? I'm speaking in freaking English!" Freddy yelled at Jason.
Jason picked up the wheelchair and swung it, hitting Freddy in the face, and placed it on the roof of the van.
"Rope it." Candyman said, standing in front of Freddy.
Freddy grunted and tied the wheelchair to the roof. Everyone gets in the van and Candyman drives off.
"Where are we going now?" Candyman asked.
"To a bar." Chucky said.
Candyman drove to a bar and parked the van. Everyone got out and walked inside. They sat a table. A waitress walked over to them.
"What do you want?" The waitress asked, while chewing her gum.
"I'll have a Blue Margarita." Wednesday said.
"And I'll have a Scotch." Pugsley said.
Everyone stared at them.
"They'll have a soda and we'll have a pitch of beer." Candyman said.
"Gotcha." The waitress said as she was walking away.
Leprechaun looked around and froze.
"What's up with you?" Catwoman asked.
"This is a karaoke bar." Leprechaun said.
A woman got up on stage with a microphone. She started to sing as the music played and the words showed on the tv. At a high note she shrieked so high, everyone had to cover their ears.
"I don't want to hear these fools sing." Freddy said.
"Oh like you could do any better." Catwoman said.
The waitress walked over to them with the pitch of beer that Candyman ordered. And also the kid's soda. She placed it on the table and gave each one a cup and walked away.
"Is that a challenge?" Chucky asked.
"I say it is." Leprechaun said.
"You're not going to pass this are you, Freddy?" Catwoman asked, not looking away from him.
"I'm not going to sing, no way freaking way." Freddy said.
"He's afraid to take the challenge." Catwoman said.
"I'm not afraid to do anything, I'll take your stupid challenge but what are we playing for?" Freddy asked.
"If I win, I get respect and if you win..." Catwoman was cut off.
"Respect, I don't give anyone respect." Freddy said.
"Fine we'll bet on money." Catwoman said.
"How much?" Freddy asked.
"Fifty dollars." Catwoman said.
"Make it a hundred." Freddy said.
"Fine, but I get to choose the song." Catwoman said.
"Don't choose anything stupid." Freddy growled.
He walked on
the stage while Catwoman picked a song. When she finally found the
one she was looking for, she pressed play. Freddy grabbed the
microphone and looked at the tv. When he could hear the music
playing, he automatically knew it's a country song."I'm
going out tonight--I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang
out
Wanna make some noise---really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna
scream and shout
No inhibitions--make no conditions
Get a
little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only
wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is
the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally
crazy--forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts--short skirts
Oh, oh, oh,
really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style..." Freddy sang.
As Freddy sings, everyone starts laughing. Chucky falls out of his chair laughing. Another guy falls out of his from laughing, but couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. His daughter had to call an ambulance on her cell phone.
"Oh,
oh, oh, get in the action--feel the attraction
Color my hair--do
what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way I
feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break--tonight
we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the townWe don't need
romance--we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
I
get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I
feel like a woman!" Freddy sings the last of the song.
He walks off the stage and over to his table. He notices Jason's hand is up, giving a five.
"Put your hand down you retard." Freddy sneered at Jason as he sat in his seat.
Jason pegged him off.
"You actually did well." Catwoman said to Freddy.
"Shut up and give me my money." Freddy demanded.
"You didn't even dance." Catwoman said, with disappointment.
"Give me my freaking money." Freddy demanded again.
Catwoman took out a hundred dollar bill from her boot and gave it to Freddy. He poured himself a drink from the pitcher.
"How does it feel to be a woman?" Chucky asked, laughing at his own joke as he sat in hi seat.
"You better shut the fuck Raggedy Anne." Freddy said.
"Calm down." Candyman said.
"You know, since we are betting here, Chucky I bet you to go up there and sing." Freddy said, looking at Chucky.
"No way, you're not embarrassing me." Chucky said, drinking his cup of beer.
"I did it." Freddy said.
"Yeah well I'm not, I'm not as stupid as you." Chucky said.
"Chucky, if you do, then you'll get a kiss." Catwoman said in a seductive voice.
"Fred, hurry and pick a song.." Chucky said, giving air kisses to Catwoman.
Chucky walked on the stage and Freddy looked at the choices of the songs and found a perfect one for him. He pressed play and sat back at his seat. Chucky held the microphone, gave Catwoman another air kiss and looked at the tv.
"I'm
a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie,
let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in
plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a blond
bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm
your dolly.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in
pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch,
you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
I'm a
barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie,
let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah,
Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh..
uu-oooh..
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I
can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come
jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool
around, let's go party.
You can touch, you can play, if you say:
I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm
always yours»
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Ah,
Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh..
uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah,
yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh..
uu-oooh..
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie worldLife in plastic,
it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a barbie
girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you
can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is
your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah,
yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come
on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie,
let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh." Chucky sang and got off
the stage and walked over to Catwoman.
"Where's my kiss?" Chucky asked.
"I said you'd get a kiss, but I didn't say from who." Catwoman said.
"I want my kiss!" Chucky yelled.
Freddy grabbed him and placed him in his seat with a cup of beer. Chucky takes it and drinks it.
