FWAH! I write me first Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic XD
Kurt: yup we're doomed
Wanda: Amen to that bruva --
Seto: she can't be that bad
Mokuba: Seto... look at all those coffee cups pointing at pile
Seto:.. Of course I could be mistaken
Kurt: Mistaken is an understatement
aw shuddup and let get things movin'!
WARNING BLAH: This contains total insanity and Yaoiness, dig it? Coolies...
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Honestly, if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh then I would start a manga series full of Yaoi goodness (Yaoi fans: Amen to that sista!) But alas, I do not, so you will all have to make do with fanfiction (Yaoi fans: awwww...tear drop)
Malik: ...If I was a rich girl, nanananaana...
Seto: will you SHUT UP!
Malik: pouts I'm bored!
Joey: so do us all a favour and shoot yourself.
Malik: why don't you shoot yourself?
Joey: cause I'm too blonde to die
Malik: my ass.
Joey: no my hair so NYEH!
Yugi: lets do something guys!
Ryou: how about TV? TV is our friend!
Everyone: O.O
Tristen: and this is coming from a book worm! Bordem must be killing our brain cells! WE'RE GONNA DIE! jumps outta window
Duke: NOOOOOOOOO! My shag buddy! ;-
Everyone: O.O
Ryou: all I did was suggest TV ;; sobs
Bakura: there there Ryou, he was just a waste of space anyways.
Seto: a stupid waste of space.
Joey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Seto: what?
Joey: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!
Seto:... well you see mutt, I walked through a thing called a 'Door'...
Joey: ..+ dats not what I meant
Malik: Sings I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...
Marik: listen blonde beauty... your probably the reason why Tristen jumped through that window, because of your singing.
Malik: Eyes grows large and tears forms you mean.. I killed Tristen...
Mokuba: I thought it was Ryou.
Ryou: I didn't kill Tristen! sobs on Bakura
Bakura: oh great, thanks a lot Mokuba.
Mokuba: innocent angel look Number 15 what?
Marik: Sh! I'm trying to build up guilt here!
Malik: YAY! I killed somebody
Marik:... oh well.
Yugi: ...
Yami:...
Seto:...
Mokuba:...
Bakura:...
Ryou: ...sniffle...
Bakura: --+
Joey: munching on a bag of chips ... mmmm.. Wha? Oh yeah! Sorry.
Joey: ...
Yugi: okay... that was weird.
Malik: can I kill some more people.
Marik: Me too evil grins
Tea: jumps on Yugi, boobs suffocates Yugi Whats up my bitches!
Duke: hey! THATS MY LINE!
Mokuba: but your already in the room...
Duke: folds arm and pouts don't care, still my line...
Mokuba?
Yami: OMG! Yugi is being boobie-suffocated!
Yugi: XX
Marik: heres our chance Hikari!
Malik: Yay! Lets get her!
Tea: Yikes! runs away being chased by Malik and Marik who held sporks in their hands
Yugi: gasps for breath
Yami: AIBOU!
Yugi: The...boobs... the... the... traumatized
Yami: its okay now hikari, the boobs are being killed by sporks.
10 minutes later-
Tristen sitting in the room with a bandage round his head
Seto: well you just went on my list of stupid...
Triten: well excuse me if I wanna live!
Joey: by jumping out a window and getting unconscious?
Tristen: YEAH! smiles thats it
Joey: stupid just ain't a word for you buddy...
Seto: no its for you.
Joey: evil eyes Why are you always picking on me! -?
Seto: Because I love you 3
Tristen: EGADS! The apocolypse! is held down by Duke, but failing
Duke: NO! BAD TRISTEN! NO MORE JUMPING OUT OF WINDOWS!
Seto: What I'm human too... I have emotions!
Mokuba: I can vouch for that...
Yami: its... it's a fricken miracle... he has emotions?
Mokuba: you shoulda seen him when he was watching the care bears movie...
Everyone: wha?
Joey:... he loves me?
Seto: OO petrified, everyone knows his secret Oh sweet blue eyes and french cheese on toast! Now everybody knows! There's only one thing for it! pulls out a small container I must take these cyanide pills! pours a hand full into his mouth Wahahaha...
Ryou: ACK! He's gonna die!
Mokuba: noooooooooo! Big brother ;;
Seto: See you in hell lousers!... Except for Mokuba! You better go to hevan or your grounded!
5 minutes later-
Seto:... I just realized something.
Yami: and what would that be?
Seto: those pills were tic tacs...
Yugi, Mokuba + Ryou: YAY! Seto will live and have babies with Joey! dances
Bakura: --+ baka...
Seto: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CYANIDE?
Joey: blinks you...love... me?
Yugi: uh... Joey... did you know what has happened in the last 5 minutes?
Joey: snaps out of the trance wha? What happened?
Seto: stupid dog...
Joey: what?
Mokuba: you were standing there and not knowing what was going on?
Joey: Whaaat? WHAT? C'mon guys, tell me!
Mokuba: oh nothing, other than the fact my brother was going to kill himself!
Ryou: but instead got a minty freshness breath.
Joey: oh thats nice... WHAT!
Seto:...you... are a real ass hole you know that.
Joey: YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
Bakura: you were standing right there Joey, you moron...
Seto: wait! This means that he doesn't know about the care bears. I'm saved well thats it, I'm off to walmart...
Joey: NOOO SETO! I must go with you, incase you try to kill yourself again!
Seto: Mutt, I will not need to be escorted to a supermarket... they don't let dogs into the store.
Joey: Its okay Seto, just pretend to be blind and no one will say anything.
Seto: OO Fuck! He's becoming immune to my dog jokes. Only one thing for it...
Mokuba: and what would be that brother?
Seto already out of the house and half way down the street
Seto: yelling RUN MOKUBA! RUN LIKE A MONKEY ON FIRE!
Mokuba:... guess I'll be going. Later dudes leaves
Yugi: that was weird...
Joey: being held back by Yami Seto! NUUUOOOO! Lemme be with Seto!
Yami: no Joey, let Seto go. He needs to be free in his own environment...
image of Seto skipping through the offices like Bambi in the woods. Workers act like wood land creatures
Joey: but... what if the hunters who killed Bambi's Mommy go after him?
Yami: then he'll let hell louse... and set caffeinated Mokuba on them.
Joey: oh...
Malik and Marik enters, dragging Tea behind them
Malik: sings we got her!
Marik: she's still alive though. And she has something to say...
both pull Tea up. Malik waves a Spork at her threateningly
Malik: say it...
Tea: I like to say to Yugi that I'm sorry for suffocating him with my boobs...
Marik: go on.
Tea: and I promise that I shall never do it again. I shall turn gay instead to preserve the yaoiness between Yugi and Yami. This goes for every guy in the room.
Malik: there that wasn't so hard.
Tea: I can't feel my legs.
Marik: well if you stopped like we asked you to, we wouldn't have had to use that bull dozer to get you.
Tea: wa... faints
Malik: oh, Tristens alive... sniff so I didn't kill anybody...
Marik: in good time hikari, all in good time.. There will be some one we can kill.
Malik: hooray!
tumble weed rolls by
Duke: now its boring again.
Yugi: snakes and ladders anybody?
Bakura: I rather shag a tree.
Ryou: what about me? ;;
Bakura: your offering? Alright! drags Ryou out the room
Ryou: Blushes oh my.
Yugi: how about you... Malik? Marik? Where did they go?
Yami: they went off doing something we should be doing...
Yugi: wha? Whats that then? Yami whispers in his ear Yami!...but do we have enough chocolate for it?
Yami: kisses anythings possible. carries Yugi out the room bridal style
Duke:...
Tristen:...
Duke: well?
Tristen: what?
Duke: GAAAH! You are totally totally clueless! walks out but walks back to hit Tristen on the head
Tristen+ what did I do? falls unconscious
Joey: looks around aw... wheres Seto when ya need him... sniffles
Tea: XX
Joey: sings Lonely, Mr Lonely, I got nobody, I'm all on my own...
Dragon Camera watches Joey. Seto sitting watching him
Seto: I shall have you my pretty... soon... FWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mokuba: enters Seto! Sponge Bob Square pants is on Tv. I also got you some milk and cookies.
Seto: YIPPE! Cookies! Runs out of room. Quickly pokes head through door took look at camera screen with Joey still singing Soon my pretty puppie dog soon...
Mokuba: Seto! The Shows starting!
Seto: WAH! Wait for me!
There ya go, Insanity with cheese
Kurt: pain pain pain pain...
Wanda: I've got a brain ach
Seto: stupidity overload...
Exscues me! are you implying that I'm stupid?
Seto: no, I'm implying that your super intelligent :P how could you make me act that way! you have left me no dignity!
Aw come on, its only fanfiction.
Mokuba: poor Tea...
Kurt: theres more swearing than usual... is Abbie growing up.
Very unlikely you snufflelump!
Kurt:...yeah --
Review if ya hate or if you love or if your just plain insane