Oh my gwad... I actually got reviews.
Kurt: only two... your still lame.
Don't care, I is de smart ladee!
Seto: Stop being such a lazy cow and spell things properly!
silence
Wanda: why is she quiet... its scary when she's quiet... I'm scared! MOMMY!
Whatever, lets get this going.
Disclaimer: I do not own Amy Lee's panties OR Johnny Depp Soul!
Ryou:... what do they have to do with this then?
Absolutely diddly squit!
Seto: riiiiiigggght...
BOO! Another cruddy but totally irrelevant to sanity day in the park with Malik, Duke, Ryou, Yugi and Joey (You lucky koalas, you get to know whos actually there!)...
Yugi: sings LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Malik: ... that sucked.
Yugi: pouts but it makes me oh so cute! ;;
Ryou: isn't this a great idea that we could go out while the crazy and manlier guys -including Tea- could go to the pub.
Joey: blinks why didn't ya call it a bar instead of 'pub'?
Ryou: cause the insane teenage poptart-eating-girl who is controlling our lives through fanfiction, is too lazy to remember to drop her London Slang...
Everyone minus Ryou?? ...
Ryou: "all the worlds a stage, and men and women are mearly players..." -William Shakespeare
Everyone: ... tumble weed rolls past with a hamster traped inside
Hamster: help me, heeellp meeeee... rolls into the distance
Ryou: ...cookies anyone?
Yugi: YAY!
Malik: Yum!
Joey: I also say yum!
suddenly a metal blue eyes dragon flows down near the gang
Duke: OMG!WTF?BBQ!
Yugi: O.O what in the name of all things sane!
Malik: GAH! It's going to eat us!... cool!
Ryou:... Hey! I thought there wasn't going to be any dragons in this fic.
All-powerful-author: I lied, I lied, bwahaha!
Joey: excuse me, but, who the hell are you?
All-powerful-author: ummm ' just some passer by... passing by! flees
Duke: what a weird person...
Yugi: Oh Gods, will SOMEBODY help me hold Malik back!
Malik: but it's SOOOOO shiny! I wanna touch it!
Ryou: also holding back Malik please Malik! Self control, just like you talked about with the nice doctor in that 'special house'
Malik: but its so shiny, it makes me feel happy.
Yugi and Ryou being dragged as they hold on to Maliks legs
Yugi and Ryou: WAAAAAH! ;;
Malik: I will love him, I will hug him and I will call him Mr Shiny shine! turns to Duke with a psychotic grin I will, I will!
Duke: oQ I wanna go home Wails
Joey: what the frick! The dragon opening up!
silence
Malik: happy feeling gone
Ryou: wait, I do believe that someone is stepping out of it.
Malik: Oh Me Cheese! The he is a she... shes a Mommy!
Yugi: you'd think he would have figured out that the dragon isn't really a dragon... --+
Seto steps out with a rope
Seto: HERES KAIBA! XD
Joey: and there goes the thoughts of Kaiba not getting any more weirder and creepy than he already is.
Duke: and there goes the need for the toilet
everyone take a step away from Duke
Seto: YOU, MUTT! Grins madly You're mine now...
Joey: wha? Hey whaddya mean... gets a rope hoped around him and gets pulled towards Kaiba WAAAAH! OQ, I'm being kidnaped!
Seto: grabs hold of Joey nu-uh, puppy-napped. pulls into the dragon plane... thing! Which flies away into the distance
...tumble weed with hamster still inside rolls past
Hamster: Dammit! Help meeeeeee!
Everyone:... oo
Duke: what has happend?
Yugi: Joey... he's been...
Malik: birdy goes bye bye!
Ryou: ...kidnapped!
Yugi: we need to get the others from the pub... blinks I mean, from the bar and rescue Joey!
Malik: weeeeeeh, I know what a chickens bladder looks like
Duke: whats up with him?
Ryou: sighs looks like Marik forgot to give Malik his medication...
Malik: sings I know a song that can get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves...
Yugi: no time! We gotta save Joey!
Ryou: believe me, there will ALWAYS be time for Malik to take his medication.
Yugi: but, who knows what Kaiba could be doing to poor poor Joey!
over at Kaiba's mansion
Joey: is tied to the bed what are you gonna do to me Kaiba?
Seto: oooh Joey, we are gonna have so much fun, after all... scoots over to Joey and strokes Joey's thigh ...we are in the bed room...
Joey: huh? What the... No! Get away Kaiba! Shoo! Get a... ohh... Setooo...mmmm...
back to the park, with Duke, Yugi, Ryou and Malik running to the Bar
Yugi: we're coming for you Joey! Even if it means staying up really late, we will save you!
Malik: wheeeeee! Follow the butterflies you monkeys!
well thats done!
Kurt: I wanna get paid!
Well you are not going to get paid, so get over it!
Kurt: sulks TT
Ryou: please nice readers, will you review this... Abbie has a way of tourturing us by singing... so please, as one of Yu-Gi-Oh!'s most adorable Bishie... please review puppy eyes
sings And she wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll be looooooved!
Ryou: tear drops pleeeaaase!