Abbie singing CRUCIFY MY LOVE! LA LA LA LA LA...
Ryou: sobs when will it end? When will it end?
Kurt: when the fat lady sings... so we gotta put weight on Abbie!
Seto: Feh. Or you could do it my way... turns to Abbie OI! You! You're fat!
Abbie blinks. Pokes her belly. Then walks over to Seto and pokes him, Wanda and Ryou Tee hee! You are all pokable!
Kurt:...real nice genius...
Seto: shut up... at least she stopped singing...
Now I start writing!
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Thanks everyone who reviewed XD! Its what I live for... well not really... but we'll just say I do for the sake of reviews
lets begin!
-At the Bar where Tristen, Tea, Yami, Marik and Bakura are-
Yami: giggles. hey guys look at me! I'm a teapot AND the king of games!
Bakura: yeah well I'm the king of thieves! So nah! sticks out tongue
Yami: no ways! hic Everybody knows that Alibaba is the king of thieves you stupid cheese eating chiwawa!
Bakura: I resent that! Just wait til I order another glass of milk, then I'll shove it up the kabootski! falls off chair
Tristen: looks down and pokes Bakura with stick... Guys, Bakura is on the floor again...
Marik: chugs beer down and slams on to table. Who cares! Lets all go and sign up to be sailors!
Tea: burps. HELL NO! I wanna for fill my dream before doing that... I WANNA BE A POLE DANCER!
Yami: OO For the love of Ra, don't do that! This is a gay bar!
Tea: stops in mid dance...wah?
Tristen: ...Wah?
Marik: what? You thought we would go to a normal bar? Shame on you! Then where would all the cute guys in skirts be?
Noah: In a happier place...
Yami: Noah! What in the heck are you doing here? And why are you dressed up as a french maid?
Noah: don't ask, please don't ask... I'm already seriously considering suicide... this is no way to live!
Tristen: why? Whos making you dress up?
Noah: some weird English fan girl, who said that she would tell everyone about my Mokuba shrine... blinks... I've gone and told everyone out loud haven't I...
Tea: twirling around with panties on her head. YEEEEP!
Noah: excuse me, but I must really find a really sharp object to kill myself with now...
Marik: aw don't do that... puts arm around Noah...cause you're my best friend in the WHOOOOOOOLE world!
Stranger: I thought I was your best friend?
Marik: dude, that was sooo 2 minutes ago...
Bakura: Noah...giggles. I can see up your skirt
Noah: blushes. WAAAAH! I'm surrounded but freaks! runs away
Marik: curses, he escaped!
Bakura: I found a penny! jumps up all happy. Go me! I'm gonna get good good good good good luck!
Yugi, Duke, Malik and Ryou burst in
Duke: this better be the right bar... otherwise I'm going home!
Ryou: out of breath. this is the 300th bar... how many bars are there in this world?
Yugi: It doesn't matter cause they're here!
Yugi, Ryou and Malik quickly changes in to cheer leader costumes with pom poms
Yugi: YAY!
Ryou: YAY!
Malik: CHICKEN!
Malik: I mean... YAY!
Duke: and the point of that was...?
Yugi: it was for no reason whatsoever...
Ryou: pointless comic relief -- sighs
Yami: hey look! A girl who looks like Yugi
Yugi: thats because I am Yugi...
Yami: no way. My Yugi is a sexy little boy... not a girl. pats Yugi on the head. Girlie girl town is across the road...
Yugi quickly changes back to his normal clothes, aswell as Ryou
Yugi: see its me! Now theres something we got to tell you...
Yami: grabs Yugi. Wait Yugi I want to tell you something! You are a very sexy and cute guy...
Yugi: thats very nice Yami, but Joey needs our...
Yami: And I wanna marry you and have babies!...
Yugi: Yami, seriously, Joey needs our help!...
Yami: YOU ARE IN ALL MY WET DREAMS! XD
Yugi:...
Yugi: okay Ryou, your turn...
Ryou: I'm trying to... Bakura... pokes Bakura
Bakura stand up straight and stares at Ryou... in a psycho grin way of course!
Bakura: look Ryou, a Penny!
Ryou: O.O... Mummy...
Bakura: shiny shine Penny sings La la la la la la la la...all shiny and miney...
Ryou: Traumatized
Malik: HI Marik!
Marik:... you are in a skirt... kinky
Malik: Squee! Lets shag!
Marik: Yeah!
Marik and Malik runs to bathroom. Duke and Tristen left alone together
Duke:..so...
Tristen:...so...
Duke: your'e in a gay bar...
Tristen: geez remind me why don't you...
Duke: you mean, you didn't know this is a gay bar?
Tristen: All Marik said was that he was taking us somewhere for a really good time.
Duke: and gay bar didn't come to mind?
Tristen: well you see... DOH!
Duke: I rest my case... you're an idiot!
Yugi: Everyone!
silence
Yugi: Joey needs our help! Kaiba has kidnapped him and we are his only hope of escape!
Yami: Yugi-chan is right! We must face Kaiba... IT'S DESTINY!
Tristen: Oh come on! To you everything is destiny
Yami: Shut up, I'm the Pharaoh AND king of games! FWAH! boinks Tristen on the head
Tristen: XX not again...passes out
Duke: Dammit, he wasn't even drunk!... maybe this is my chance to grope him!
Tea: ewww... gross...
Yaoi Fan girls: SHUT UP! beats up Tea
Tea: who... the hell... were they?
Mai: aw! Who hurt my Tea!
Tea: wah?
Mai hug Tea into her breasts
Mai: I'll take care of you
Tea: XX is dragged off by Tea
Yugi: come on guys
Bakura: well since the shiny penny is on our side... we cannot louse! Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku...
Ryou: I wish he didn't get drunk...
Bakura: aw shaddup... smooches Ryou
Ryou: maybe it's not so bad after all. blushes
Yugi: wheres Malik and Marik?
Malik and Marik enters the room. Malik only wearing a skirt, sock and shoes - meaning no shirt Malik fan girls!
Malik: we're here
Ryou:... Malik are you going out dressed like that?
Marik:evil glare of death. Got a Problem with it?
Ryou: WAAH! Bakura! Scary ;;
Bakura: OI! No scaren' my Hikari you cat poop eater! falls on to Ryou
Ryou: OO Meep!
Yugi: Duke can you carry Tristen?
Duke: I can but...
Yugi: But what! Joey Could be in serious tourture by now and we're still at the bar!
Duke: ...well... Wails I'M MEANT TO BE THE UKE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! ;; Sobs
Ryou: ...uke?
Yugi: stress level... rising...
Yami: don't stress Yugi, Yami is here
Yugi: oh... well that takes a million tons off my shoulders --+ — sarcasm
Yami: Alright team! Lets go save Joey! Falls over
Yugi: okay, now I really am unhappy...
Ryou: lets just take them back to the game shop, give them all a chance to get over being drunk, and giving Malik his medication. Then we can start formulating a plan!
Yugi: it's the best idea I've heared all day... Noah, could you help us move these guy to my house?
Noah:...
Noah: IN A FRENCH MAID OUTFIT!
Yugi: look... clutches fists... as much as I hate fighting... I am sincerely stressed at this moment of time... so making me angry will only cause me to go crazy... DO YOU WANT YUGI TO GO CRAZY! DO YOU!
Noah: no sir, no thank you sir... I'll gladly help you with all my free will sir...
Yugi: good...
Ryou: right... To the game shop!
Everyone who's awake: YEAH!
- at Seto Kaiba's place-
Joey: ohh... SETOOOOO!
Seto: having a good time puppy...
Joey: yes...
Seto: licking behind neck ...yes what?
Joey: Yes... OH! Master!
Seto: I'm enjoying this
Mokuba: Knocking on the door. Seto? What are you doing in there?
Seto: my homework!
Joey still handcuffed
Joey: oh so now I'm homework... I suppose we gonna start playing Teacher and student...
Seto: Hush puppy!
Mokuba: Hush puppy?
Seto: yes! Thats the awnser of number 99! Just figured it out!
Mokuba: oh okay... just letting you know that Sponge Bob Square Pants is on in a minute... leaves
Seto:...
Joey: what? Are you finally considering letting me go now?
Seto: no... I'm making a choice... more funky bed fun or Spondge Bob... Argh! Lifes little Dilemmas!
Joey: you could let me go home?
Seto: but you were having such fun. Winks
Joey: Ugh! blushes. Yeah but... well, yea, but uh... oh...
Seto: GAH! He looks more sexy this way But Spondge Bob is on TV...
stares at Joey blushing like mad
Seto: Aw hell with it attacks Joey
Joey: AAAH! Seto... ooo...
TA-DAAA!
Ryou: how many people have told you that you are weird?
Other than my family?... loads of people
Kurt: yeah great... lets go! I wanna get some food!
Alwright! We iz having fish an' chips tonight XD
Everyone: YAAAY!
Please review! Or else Ryou shall...
Bakura: evil glare. no threatening my Hikari's life!
Uh... Or Ryou will have to eat Porridge!
Ryou: I actually like porridge...
Shut up! I'm trying to get people to review! sighs just click the magic box which allows you to review this chappie