Candyman gets stuck at a red light. Chucky, still drunk starts to sing, Can't Touch This. Freddy starts to get aggravated.
"Will you shut your drunk trap shut!" Freddy yelled at Chucky, as he turned arounda and look at him.
Chucky stops singing. When Freddy turns around to face the front, Chucky sings the song again but louder. The red light turned green and Canyman started driving again. Freddy turned around and faced Chucky. Freddy climbed out of his seat and started to pound Chucky in the face. Chucky just keeps on singing.
"My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord."
"Freddy, get back in your seat before we get pulled over." Candyman said, trying to see the cars behind him.
Freddy sits back in his seat.
"Pull over." Freddy said.
Candyman pulls the van over. Freddy gets out of the van and grabs Chucky from the back. He puts him in the wheel chair that's on the roof.
"You won't shut up, now you'll stay out." Freddy said.
He walks over to Candyman.
"Get out, I'm driving." Freddy said.
Candyman sits in the passenger seat while Freddy sits in the driver's seat. Freddy can still hear Chucky singing so he puts up the windows. Chucky just sings louder. Freddy groans and steps on the gas pedal. The van goes faster down the street.
"Numa, numa, hey, numa, numa, numa, hey!" Chucky sings his heart out.
Freddy takes a sharp left turn at a corner and everyone jerks to the right of the van.
"Slow down!" Candyman yelled.
Freddy ignored him and drives faster. He grabs Catwoman's whip and puts down his window. He half hangs out of the van, trying to hit Chucky with the whip while driving at the same time. In the processing of doing this, Freddy almost drives into a truck. Candyman takes over the steering wheel. Chucky keeps on singing, dodging the whip. Freddy sits back in his seat and presses on the brake pedal. The van comes to a complete stop and Chucky falls forward, landing on the windshield. Freddy turns on the window shield wipers, which hits Chucky on his sides of his body. Freddy presses down on the gas pedal. Chucky holds on tight to the wipers, while moving to side to side. Freddy puts on the windshield cleaner, burning Chucky's eyes.
"You asshole! You're burning my fucking eyes!" Chucky yells while pegging Freddy the finger, which he regretted letting go of the wiper, since he almost flew off the van.
Freddy starts to cackle.
"Will you drive to the Gomez's house!" Candyman said, ignoring Chucky's yells.
Freddy drives the van towards the Addam's family house. Pugsley pulled out a firecracker and a lighter from his pocket and gave it to Wednesday. She lit the firecracker and gave it to Freddy. He took the lit firecracker and threw it at Chucky, which he missed.
"Wait until I am sober!" Chucky yells at Freddy, and then hiccups.
Wednesday gave Freddy another lit firecracker. He threw it at Chucky and it landed in his side pocket.
"Shit, shit, shit." Chucky shouts, trying to grab the firecracker and hold on at the same time.
Freddy laughs with amusement. Chucky grabs the windshield wiper with his both hands and the firecracker sets off in his pocket. Chucky yells out in pain. Freddy stops the van at a sudden stop and Chucky flies backwards into vines. Chucky again hollers in pain and runs out of the vines, taking out some of the pricks out of his arm. The others in the van get out and walk into the Addam's Family house. In the house they heard loud country music coming from the living room.
"Oh hell no." Freddy said, covering his ears.
They walk towards the living room and see The Crypt Keeper dancing in a bright pink thong with a matching bra and bright pink socks, sliding around the floor and Thing doing the moon walk.
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Crypt Keeper sang as he slid to the other side of the room with his socks.
Chucky busts out laughing. The Crypt Keeper hears Chucky's laugh and quickly turns off the radio. The Leprechaun faints. Freddy raises his eyebrows, Catwoman looks at him in bewilderment and Candyman wakes up Leprechaun. Jason secretly moves to the music.
"Takes those off right now!" Wednesday yells walking over to the Crypt Keeper.
The Crypt Keeper does what he's told and hands her the undergarments.
"Those are yours?" Pugsley asks.
Wednesday blushes bright red and runs up the stairs to her bedroom.
"That's normal for your sister but not for the Crypt Keeper." Catwoman said.
"What the hell was that about?" The Leprechaun asked with confusion.
"I was just experimenting." The Crypt Keeper said.
"Just stay away from me you weirdo." Freddy said, glaring at the Crypt Keeper.
Chucky still laughing starts to gasp for air and then starts to cough. After he starts coughing he starts laughing again. Gomez, Morticia, Fester, Lurch and the Grandma walk into their house.
"Hello, is anyone here?" The Grandma asked.
"We're in the living room." Pugsley said.
They walk in the living room.
"Where's Wednesday?" Morticia asked.
"She's in her room because Crypt Keeper was dancing around in her bright pink thong, bra and socks." Pugsley said, sitting down on his couch.
Crypt Keeper hits himself on the head, shaking his head. There was an awckward silence, except for Chucky's laughter, which now he was on the floor clutching his stomach, still laughing.
"Well I guess we should pay you for your services." Gomez said, taking out his money.
He paid each one of them five dollars. Freddy glared at five, expecting much more than that.
"Well, thank you and goodbye." Candyman said, steering Freddy out of the house before he demanded for more money.
Jason picked up the laughing Chucky and walked outside to the van. As they all got outside to the van, Freddy snarled.
"Those rich bastards could have giving us more money!" Freddy said.
"I know what the hell are we supposed to do with five bucks each?" Leprechaun asked.
"See, you just have to be a sneaky cat." Catwoman said, holding a ward of money in her hand.
"How the hell did you get that?" Freddy asked.
"I never tell my secrets." Catwoman said, getting her bike.
"How about you come with us?" Candyman asked.
This made Chucky finally stop laughing
"Yeah, you can live with us." Chucky said, in a seductive voice.
"Ew, no." Catwoman said giving him a disgusting look.
"Please, please, please, please, please." Chucky said, begging.
"No." Catwoman said.
Chucky started to kick his legs and flail his arms like a child that wants something real bad.
"But I will go with you guys if we go to Six Flags." Catwoman said.
The others look at each other.
"Sure!" Chucky said, excitingly.
Catwoman puts her bike on top of the wheel chair, securing it in and gets in the van. The others follow suit and Candyman drives off to Six Flags.
"Hey remember Crypt Keeper dancing in the pink bra and thong?" Chucky asks and starts laughing again.
The others laugh with him and the Crypt Keeper sighs, hitting his head on the glass window.
The End
I FINALLY got back to this story! sorry it took so long, I had a lot of work to do and got writer's block, which sux, anyway, I finally finished this story, what did you guys think?