If you've seen/read "A Midsummer Night's Dream" you'll know all about the flower thingy in this crazy fanfic I just wrote for no apparent reason. Even if you haven't heard of it, enjoy! (You should understand anyways). This is going to be set when Terra was alive, hopefully for added funniness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, but if I did, Beast Boy would take Robin's place as team leader! (Also, if this is the worst fic you've ever read, don't hesitate flaming… I don't think I'm very good at comedy, but too bad)

Here goes:

One day, Beast Boy was outside the tower looking for flowers to give to Terra. He spotted a random flower, and for some strange reason decided to smell it. So he smelled it.

A juice from the flower squirted into his eyes and BB dropped onto the ground, knocked out.

A while later Beast Boy woke up, looked into the water surrounding Titan's Island and said, "Oh my God, I never realized how hot I was!"

Beast Boy sat, staring at himself and drooling for a few more hours, when the alarm went off. He didn't seem to notice, though. After a few minutes Robin ran over to him and yelled urgently, "Beast Boy, Plasmus is attacking the city, come on!" "What's so interesting in there anyways?" he added, looking into the water.

"Meeeeee", BB said it dreamily, like he was in a trance or something.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm always alright, as long as I've got me by my side!"

"Ummm, okay. You're acting a bit strange right now, but that's not important, we NEED to stop Plasmus!"

"Oh, no! My beautiful face will get RUINED!" the Changeling jumped up.

Robin sighed, "Just follow me. We'll have plenty of time to talk about you later".

"Yay, me!" Beast Boy hugged himself, blushing happily. He followed Robin when he saw him leaving.

The Titans all went to the spot where Plasmus was. On the way, Terra kept trying to talk to Beast Boy, but all he seemed to want to talk about was himself.

When they got to the center of Jump City, where Plasmus was destroying things, the Titans began to attack. While they were fighting (and getting beat up pretty badly too), Terra saw the flower, which was, for some reason on BB's belt.

"Thank you so much Beast Boy!" she said, thinking the flower was for her (well it was originally, but apparently he didn't really care about her anymore). She grabbed the flower from his belt, smelled it, and got knocked out.

Plasmus was about to strike Terra, but his bad breath woke her up, and because he was the first person(sort of) Terra saw, she immediately fell in love with the… well, whatever the hell Plasmus is. Fortunately for Terra, the juice from the flower squirted him too and he got knocked out before he could lay a disgusting hand on her.

He went back to his human form, but because it was the big, ugly Plasmus that Terra fell for she started shaking him. All the Titans were very confused, but before they could tell her to stop trying to wake him up, he had already turned back into monster Plasmus. However, the first person Plasmus saw wasn't Terra. It was… Silkie. I don't know why, but Starfire decided to bring her mutant worm thingy (sighs aliens).

So Plasmus ran over to Silkie, who was unguarded at the time and hugged him. Silkie didn't seem to care, but Starfire did. She got distracted though— by something on the ground… a flower! You can probably guess what happens next. Anyways, the first thing Starfire sees is, like Terra, Plasmus.

I made this chapter short just to give people a taste of the story. I'm going to need 5 reviews from people I don't know before I continue. So what are you waiting for, REVIEW! (Also, in case you haven't realized, the flower causes people to get knocked out and then fall in love with the first person they see).