Harry awoke in the morning in screaming pain. His hideous scar was thorbing and stinging. Right next to his brain. No magic in the world would be able to stop that. He knew his flesh burned because of his mortal enemy. The Voldemort!
"Oh No!" yelled Harry. "The Voldemort is going to get me!"
"Quiet!" said Ron. "We musn't name that awesome evil."
"Grr..." thought Harry. "You will pay for your insolence later. Telling me, the great HARRY POTTER, what I can and cannot say. When I become ruler of all wizards..."
Keeping his thoughts to himself Harry and Ron marchedto find help.
"We need someone who can help us. Someone powerful. We need the most powerful wizard in the world to help us!" said Ron.
"I know who we can ask!" said Harry, "Dumble..."
"ZIM!" yelled the dashing and very tall wizard Zim. "Zim can help you slay the mighty Voldemort"
"Ahh my ears!" moaned Ron.
"How can you help us, o benevolent friend?" asked Harry.
"I am a very powerful wizard. I possess all the powers. I help wizards and mugglings alike."
"Oh boy!" said Ron. "Who needs Dumbledore when Zim can help us?"
Zim paused. "Wait...where is the Voldemort?"
"I don't know. But he's going to get me. Going to get me a lot! Maybe if we just wait..."
"ZIM does not wait! I will use my magics to bring the Voldemort to us."
Ron wimpered in the cornor. "Why must you say that?"
Zim pulled out his wand. It was made of the strongest metal, and had a core of dookie, and was very tall. Just like ZIM!
He waved it and instantly the Voldemort appeared.
"FOOLS!" Voldemort screeched, "You have fallen right into my trap!"
"FOOL!" Zim screeched back, "You have fallen into my trap. Now that you are here I will destroy you. I will destroy you and make you're destruction so complete that you will remain destroyed!" Zim turned to Ron and Harry "Servants, give me you're help. Repeat the spell after me: "Zim is powerful, great, and wonderful. Nothing stands a chance before Zim. He is a benevolent and kind ruler. We love Zim!"
Harry and Ron repeated, "Zim is powerful, great, and wonderful. Nothing stands a chance before Zim. He is a benevolent and kind ruler. We love Zim!"
"Zim pointed his wand at the Voldemort and uttered one single horrible spell, "DOOM!"
Voldemort was destroyed in a huge flaming explosion.
"Yay!" said Ron.
"Whoohoo!" said Harry.
"Hooray for Zim!" they said together.
"Yes, much hooray for Zim." said Zim "Now remember the spell I taught you and make sure everyone repeats it often. Because if you stop the Voldemort WILL return. And when you see me, bring me gifts and do my bidding. For if I grow weak, the Voldemort grows stronger."
And then everyone lived happily ever after in eternal servitude to Zim.
The End