OK, maybe I should have done the whole Jets Song, but I was too lazy (lol). So, I only have one verse.
Snape Song (PoA, Chap. 9)
To the tune of Jets Song. SNAPE is substituting for LUPIN's Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
SNAPE:
When
I teach you, I'm your boss all the way
You will listen to me, you
will do as I say
Open your books to page three ninety-four
HERMIONE:
But
we're not that far yet--
SNAPE:
Ten
points from Gryffindor!
Professor Lupin is such a lousy
teacher
You can't even recognize a dangerous creature
Such as a
werewolf
PARVATI:
But
we told you that we're not up to that
We were doing--
SNAPE:
Shut
up, girl, and don't make me mad!
Now, turn to page three
ninety-four!