Hogwarts School (PoA, Chap. 10)
To the tune of America.
The Hogwarts teachers and students are assembled outside the school.
HARRY:
Life
with Muggles
My favorite thing
But sometimes it really
stinks
Always my uncle screaming
Always the house I must be
cleaning
Of an escape I'm dreaming
And their constant fear
That
a wizard lives there
I'm glad I'm going to Hogwarts
So I won't
live among Muggles!
GRYFFINDORS: I
like to be here in Hogwarts School
Awesome for me here in Hogwarts
School
My friends with me here in Hogwarts School
DRACO(scornfully): Diversity here in Hogwarts School
HERMIONE: Learning at Hogwarts is so nice
CRABBE and GOYLE: Not if you take every class twice
HERMIONE: I'm taking ten subjects this year
CRABBE and GOYLE: We're taking five we failed last year
RON: Peeves is annoying in Hogwarts School
HARRY: Binns is so boring in Hogwarts School
FRED and GEORGE: Secret exploring in Hogwarts School
FILCH: Detentions growing in Hogwarts School
LUPIN: Being back at Hogwarts is such fun
SLYTHERINS (smirking): Your job is jinxed; soon you'll be gone
LUPIN: I'll teach DADA this year
GRYFFINDORS: Snape wants that job; Lupin, beware!
GINNY: Portraits all talk here in Hogwarts School
DEAN: Staircases walk here in Hogwarts School
NEVILLE: Snape at me gawks here in Hogwarts School
HARRY: Malfoy provokes me in Hogwarts School
RON: This year we can visit Hogsmeade
HARRY: I can't go without a signed slip
RON: We'll try to sneak you in somehow
HERMIONE: Black's searching for Harry right now
SEAMUS: Black's after Harry in Hogwarts School
PARVATI: Things are quite scary in Hogwarts School
HARRY: I must be wary in Hogwarts School
TRELAWNEY: Your future's dreary in Hogwarts School
DUMBLEDORE: Time for the start of the term feast
ALL: We're starving; food we can't resist
DUMBLEDORE: But
first a few words I will speak
Nitwit, blubber, oddment, and
tweak!
Everyone laughs and comes inside.