"Uncle! Uncle! We're Home!! Uncle?!" Marah and Kapri both yelled, as they stormed into their Uncle Lothor's ship. They both found Uncle sitting in his chair.
"Uncle! Uncle!" Marah and Kapri yelled as they ran over to where he was.
"Augh, what is it?" Uncle snared. He was right in of thinking about how to get rid of those power rangers.
"Guess what we learned in school today?" Marah said, giddily.
"Yah, Uncle! Guess!!" Kapri chipped in. Lothor sighed. His plan had backfired. The only reason Lothor put his nieces in school was to get them to stop bugging him, but now, everyday, they've been talking non-stop about what they have learned.
"Well, Uncle? Aren't you going to guess??" Marah asked.
"The only thing I want you two to learn in how to shut up!" Uncle said, as he stood up.
"Well, ok...but that's not what we learned!" Kapri said.
"Yah, its soo interesting!" Marah added. When their Uncle didn't respond. They looked at each other and told him anyways.
"Ok, Uncle, we learned about BIRTH!" Kapri shouted.
"Yah, its soo interesting!" Marah added once more.
"Did you know that only the females could get pregnant?" Kapri said.
"And that only the male could make her pregnant?" Marah added.
"And that once the female is pregnant, she's like...totally helpless," Kapri chipped.
"And that she gets like totally fat and big and has to wear big clothes and-"
"Wait a minute, say that again," Lothor said, as he turned around. Marah and Kapri started at him blankly.
"Uh...you mean the part about the clothes? Cause the clothes they have to wear is soo gross and-" Marah started.
"No, you dimwit, the part about how the female is helpless and stuff,"
"Oh! Well, once she is pregnant-" Kapri started.
"And all big and fat" Marah added.
"She's totally helpless because she's soo big," Kapri said.
"And fat," Marah added again.
"Hmmmm...totally helpless, eh?" Lothor asked, as an evil grin appeared on his face.
"What are you going to do, Uncle?" Marah asked. "Make the blue ranger pregnant so she won't be able to help the rest of the rangers?" Her eyes flew open. "Hey! Uncle! Why don't we make the blue ranger pregnant so she won't be able to help the rest of the rangers?"
"Duh, Marah" Kapri said, dully.
"Well, tell me, how do females get pregnant," Lothor asked.
"Well..." Marah said, looking a bit embarrassed.
"It involves a male..." Kapri added. She looked at Marah to say to something.
"Um...Its when two people get together alone to do something, " Marah blurted out. "When they're in love," she added, sighed, as she had long for a boy to fall in love with.
"You're not making any sense," Lothor complained.
"Well, actually, wasn't there a monster who can make people fall in love with each other?" Kapri added.
"Yah I think so," Marah said, as Kapri took Lothor's PAM and called on
a monster. A big heart monster appeared in front of them.
"Love Connections! How may I help you?" said the monster. Lothor looked at the monster.
"It is true that you can make two people fall in love," Marah asked.
"Of course, I can, Daring, " The monster said.
"But they have to be really in love...to...you know, Kapri said. The monster just smiled evilly.
"Of course I can do that too, daring," Monster grinned.
"Good!" Lothor shouted, laughed. "Now," He turned to Marah and Kapri. "Go fine me a boy for that pesky little blue ranger!"
"Uncle! Uncle!" Marah and Kapri yelled as they ran over to where he was.
"Augh, what is it?" Uncle snared. He was right in of thinking about how to get rid of those power rangers.
"Guess what we learned in school today?" Marah said, giddily.
"Yah, Uncle! Guess!!" Kapri chipped in. Lothor sighed. His plan had backfired. The only reason Lothor put his nieces in school was to get them to stop bugging him, but now, everyday, they've been talking non-stop about what they have learned.
"Well, Uncle? Aren't you going to guess??" Marah asked.
"The only thing I want you two to learn in how to shut up!" Uncle said, as he stood up.
"Well, ok...but that's not what we learned!" Kapri said.
"Yah, its soo interesting!" Marah added. When their Uncle didn't respond. They looked at each other and told him anyways.
"Ok, Uncle, we learned about BIRTH!" Kapri shouted.
"Yah, its soo interesting!" Marah added once more.
"Did you know that only the females could get pregnant?" Kapri said.
"And that only the male could make her pregnant?" Marah added.
"And that once the female is pregnant, she's like...totally helpless," Kapri chipped.
"And that she gets like totally fat and big and has to wear big clothes and-"
"Wait a minute, say that again," Lothor said, as he turned around. Marah and Kapri started at him blankly.
"Uh...you mean the part about the clothes? Cause the clothes they have to wear is soo gross and-" Marah started.
"No, you dimwit, the part about how the female is helpless and stuff,"
"Oh! Well, once she is pregnant-" Kapri started.
"And all big and fat" Marah added.
"She's totally helpless because she's soo big," Kapri said.
"And fat," Marah added again.
"Hmmmm...totally helpless, eh?" Lothor asked, as an evil grin appeared on his face.
"What are you going to do, Uncle?" Marah asked. "Make the blue ranger pregnant so she won't be able to help the rest of the rangers?" Her eyes flew open. "Hey! Uncle! Why don't we make the blue ranger pregnant so she won't be able to help the rest of the rangers?"
"Duh, Marah" Kapri said, dully.
"Well, tell me, how do females get pregnant," Lothor asked.
"Well..." Marah said, looking a bit embarrassed.
"It involves a male..." Kapri added. She looked at Marah to say to something.
"Um...Its when two people get together alone to do something, " Marah blurted out. "When they're in love," she added, sighed, as she had long for a boy to fall in love with.
"You're not making any sense," Lothor complained.
"Well, actually, wasn't there a monster who can make people fall in love with each other?" Kapri added.
"Yah I think so," Marah said, as Kapri took Lothor's PAM and called on
a monster. A big heart monster appeared in front of them.
"Love Connections! How may I help you?" said the monster. Lothor looked at the monster.
"It is true that you can make two people fall in love," Marah asked.
"Of course, I can, Daring, " The monster said.
"But they have to be really in love...to...you know, Kapri said. The monster just smiled evilly.
"Of course I can do that too, daring," Monster grinned.
"Good!" Lothor shouted, laughed. "Now," He turned to Marah and Kapri. "Go fine me a boy for that pesky little blue ranger!"