Goodbye, Lupin (PoA, Chap. 22)

To the tune of Tonight

It is the morning after SIRIUS escapes with Buckbeak and avoids the Dementor's Kiss. Everyone is having breakfast in the Great Hall, except for SNAPE, who is out in the hallway by himself.

SNAPE:
How unfair; I cannot believe this pure injustice
Black escaped, even though he should have gotten the Kiss and been sent back to prison
The Marauders have fooled me again
Now I can't get the Order of Merlin
Merlin, help me
If I wasn't able to recapture Black, I'll harm someone else instead
Look out, Lupin, because here I come!

He storms into the Great Hall.

Good morning, Lupin, how are you today?
I think you must be tired from last night
I would be, too, if I were a werewolf
Running round, biting all that's in sight
Yes, all you students heard me right now
Your teacher is a werewolf
Look out, 'cause he might bite
This year you thought that he was ill each month,
Now you know he lied!

Later, the GRYFFINDORS are sitting in the Common Room...

GRYFFINDORS:
This is so sad; he was the best we had
Why does Professor Lupin have to leave?
Our class was fun 'cause he was number one
And now Snape is our biggest pet peeve
Maybe next year we'll get a vampire,
A centaur, or a goblin,
But it won't be the same
So, Dumbledore should fire Snape straightaway
Because he's to blame!

Meanwhile, SNAPE is sitting in his office...

SNAPE:
I feel so fine
Because Lupin resigned
And revenge is mine

A/N: Well, that's all there is. I hope you guys enjoyed reading this musical as much as I enjoyed filking it. Thanks to The Stump and marigold (who actually know how to review stories properly)for your reviews.

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