"Harry love, I have something to tell you." Said Hermione uneasily

"can't it wait until I get back from work, I'm going to be late soon!" said Harry in a rush

"NO THIS CANNOT WAIT MR POTTER!" yelled Hermione suddenly

"ok dear what is it"

"I kinda did something in the bathroom…" said Hermione slowly

"yes?"

"And I found out that…"

sry for not posting earlier we had gone to Las Vegas and we didn't have internet there. so neways here's your chapter!

"And I found out that you have some serious termite damage in your cabinets." Said Hermione "I thought I should let you know before I forgot. I also wanted to call the termite people, but I didn't know if there was a magical way to get rid them."

"of course there is dear. I'll take care of it when I get back. Love you, bye" said Harry

"bye Harry" Hermione said. She felt a bit lightheaded from relief when she saw that she was indeed not pregnant and had been eating at the office lately and she guessed that it just didn't suit her.

A FEW HOURS…ACTUALLY AT 10 O CLOCK AT NIGHT…

"Mione I'm home" yelled Harry through the hallway

"Hey you. I was so bored here today. I missed you!" said Hermione throwing her arms around his neck.

"I could definitely get used to coming home to this!" said Harry smiling he was about to say something else but Hermione broke him off with a kiss. Harry was surprised for a second then joined in, deepening the kiss. They suddenly heard a loud CRACK and Ron appeared, a happy look on his face, then a disgusted look when he saw them making out.

"Get a room you guys!" yelled Ron, making Hermione and Harry blush deeply as they pulled away

"what're you doing here Ron?" asked Hermione

"I have some really great news!" said Ron excitedly

"what is it Ron?" asked Harry

"LUNA'S PREGNANT WITH TWINS!" yelled Ron loudly

"that's wonderful Ron! Congratulations!" they both said giving him a hug

"I know she just told me now! I'm soooooo excited! But I don't know what to do! I don't know the first thing about parenting!" said Ron excitedly

"that's why you have your mother idiot. She's raised seven children, with one set of twins, I'm sure she can help you" said Hermione

"you're right Hermione. Now, what about you guys? When are you getting married?" interrogated Ron

"we don't know whether we want the wedding to be soon and simple or have it in like six months and stress over a big wedding."

"well, you know Luna and I had a quick wedding, and it was wonderful because we didn't really stress over it, so I would suggest that. Besides, you know how Hermione gets when she's stressed out, she'd kill you before the wedding!" advised Ron

"is that ok with you Mione?" asked Harry tentatively "I don't want you to kill yourself over this, and I would really think it would be better for all of us."

"well, I know this might sound a bit weird, but you know how young girls always dream about their wedding, well I've always wanted a small wedding. And when I would dream about it when I came to Hogwarts, I always dreamt that you were the groom Harry." Said Hermione blushing.

Hearing this, Harry pulled her into a long and passionate kiss, until Ron cleared his throat really loudly so they had to break apart

"so a small wedding it is then! You know, I never thought I might see the day where Harry and Hermione got together for marriage. I always thought it would be me and Hermione, and it almost came true when I proposed to her." Said Ron

"YOU WHAT!" yelled Harry

"umm…… you know what, I've gotta go check up on Luna, see you two later" said Ron in a rush to leave the scene

"RON PROPOSED TO YOU!" screamed Harry

"ummmmm………. Yes…right after you told him that we slept together when I went to comfort him he proposed. But Harry you –"

"THAT BLOODY BASTARD PROPOSED TO YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I THOUGHT HE WAS OVER YOU WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL! DOES THIS MEAN YOU ACCEPTED!"

"of course not Harry you know I love you and only-" began Hermione

"YOU PROBABLY MARRIED HIM BEHIND MY BACK! I KNOW THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME! WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE TURN AWAY FROM ME!"

"Harry I still love you and you know I would never marry Ron. I love you and only you and that is never going to change!"

yet these words were apparently not enough to soothe an extremely hurt and angry Harry Potter

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR OTHER HUSBAND RON! YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HAPPIER THERE ANYWAY! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I HURT YOU"

as Hermione tried to walk to him, soothe him and kiss him and remind him that it was only him she loved, he pushed her away and told her to leave. She reluctantly obeyed and left for the Burrow.

oO will they break up over stupid Ron's mistake? review and i'll put up the next chapter as soon as possible