(So we have a new author here today in this chappie. Well, he's not really an author, but he's a great friend. I'm using his penname on another account, but he will eventualy get his ass over here in FF.nert.)
N0ob Assassin: Hello, and welcome back!
Pride: They went somewhere?
N0ob: -sigh-
Rubberninja: Anyways, we're here now with our next guest, Greed!
Envy: -walks out as Greed- Do I seriously have to do this?
Crowd: -silence-
Rubber: Oh, come on people! Use your imagination -sparkely rainbow poofs overhead-
Person in crowd: That's not Greed! That's Envy!
Rubber: Uh, no that's uh, Greed alright…
Person: No he's not! The really real Greed would be surround by hookers and sluts!
Rubber: Aren't they the same thing?
N0ob: Nah, you're a slut, while hookers are much more cleaner than you.
Rubber: -narrows eyes and her face appears on half the screen and N0ob's face on the other half.-
Big Ghetto Voice: Rubber Vs. N0ob!
Missy: Uh, and you would be?
Big Ghetto Voice: Um…I am…God.
Rubber: -.-; God eh?
Big Ghetto Voice: Yes! I am God! Feel my awesome light! –Stage lights begin to flicker on and off.-
N0ob: Floop, get out of the control room.
Floop: Aw man.
Wrath: And God shone is light upon the stage and the crowd, as the bible prophesied! God has come to redeem us all! To wash away the evil and- -Envy tugs a sack over his face-
Sloth: Uh, yeah, I accidentally let him read the bible…
Everyone: Don't do it again.
Wrath: You can't deny his love Envy! Gods light will shine through!
Everyone: WRATH SHUT IT!
Wrath: -squeaky voice- Yeah, okay.
N0ob: Now I believe we were in the middle of a duel?
Rubber: Yes, yes we were. –Presses button and stage turns all the way over and transforms into a wrestling cage.-
N0ob: Floop, play some music that you can kick ass to.
Floop: -plays Girl Fight-
Everyone: -Covers ears screaming-
Lust: -extends nail and destroyed the DJ booth, as well as the DJ-
Everyone: -cheers-
-Fight Begins-
N0ob: -pulls out AK47 out of back pocket, fires-
Rubber: -doges them in slow motion, Matrix Style. Runs up cage wall, then jumps off, kicking N0ob-
N0ob: -Falls over. Pulls out black shirt, and pulls it on-
Rubber: -about to attack, but then reads shirt-
I'm a ninja. You can't see me.
Rubber: She's right you know.
Lust: But she's right there.
Rubber: No, no…look a little to the left. Its sorta blurry.
Lust: Oh, your right…
Rubber: Well I know the one thing no one can resist! –pulls out Ninja Snacks-
N0ob: -against her own free will, her hands pull her toward the Snacks, sorta like the force. Starts eating them like a dog-
Pride: I bet you I could resist them.
Rubber: Bet you you couldn't!
Envy: -walks in front of them- Okay, okay. According to the rules of Arguments and Betting, there must be a sufficient supply of cash laid out. So, cough it up.
Pride: I'll bet you 1000 pounds.
Envy: We're not in England.
Pride: Shut up, it's all I have on me.
Rubber: Okay then…I bet 2000 Franks, and…Floop! –drags Floop over-
Envy: Okay then, the bets are set. Now, Pride, eat the stuff.
Pride: -eats the Ninja Snacks-
Everyone: -waits. 30 minuets later, no begging for more-
Rubber: Damn it. Fine here…-throws Floop to him, and calls to someone in the back of the stage. Beeping noises as a large truck carries 2000 hot dogs to the front stage-
Pride: You're giving my hot dogs?
Rubber: What do you think a Frank is?
Pride: Oh boy…
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-outside the studio-
Rubber: Floop you idiot, I though you said the snacks where filled with...that sutff...-look around-
Floop: They were! Maybe its a homunculu thing...
Rubber: In any case, you owe me 2000 hotdogs, and your soul.
-in the boys bathroom-
Pride: Must...have...more...