Yu-Gi-Oh
Behind the Scenes II
"Its time to plplplplplplplplplay cards!"
"Now that's more like it!" said Joe.
"Ya sure," said Jim. "Now lets get to the story."
"Ok."
Warning the rest of this story has very silly stuff.
You have been warned.
While walking down the street Yugi asked himself some very posing questions. "Am I hungry? Why is the sky blue? Why am I asking myself these questions that I don't know?" questioned Yugi.
"Why are you so clueless?" said Yami.
"Hey I haven't asked that question...yet," said Yugi.
We're sorry to tell you that Yami has come down with the flu and he can't work for a while. He will be replaced by a cute fuzzy doggy wearing a scarf.
"Woof!" said Yami/fuzzy doggy.
"Aw how cute!" Yugi squealed.
"As we were," yelled Joe.
"Oh ok," said Yugi. While Yugi was walking a sinister trap was set for him by a big doofus. "Ohhhhh a cookie! Ohhhh another one," said Yugi. And so on and so on. "AHHHHHHH!" Yugi yelled as he fell into the trap set way out in the open. "Wow, I can't believe I am so lucky to fall into a pit of chocolate. Hummmmmm I wonder why the chocolates are moving? AHHHHHH! My worst nightmare, genetically mutated chocolate taking over the world!"
"Hey Yugi, need some help to get out of this easily avoidable trap?" said Tea as she lowered down some rope.
"Thanks but now we need to do some thing about the GENETICALLY MUTATED CHOCOLATE! Dun Dun Dun." said Yugi in a very stupid voice.
"Hey! Yami looks so cute!" said Tea.
"Did you hear a word I said about the GENETICALLY MUTA--"
"Ya ya ya whatever." said Tea.
"WHATEVER! Call the marines, the army, the navy, the peace corps all of them. We need to get rid of this stuff before they get out of the hole!" yelled Yugi.
"Umm, Yugi it's to late they're out," said Tea in a calm, cool, and collected voice.
"Ok the marines are here, the army and the navy too, but the peace corps couldn't make it for some reason passing out potatoes in Ireland I think." said Yugi while reading the check list.
"Ok men fire at will," said General Tuff-as-nails, "oh and cute doggy Yugi."
"Um thanks I guess," said Yugi.
"Um sir the guns are clogged with chocolate and the men are eating the bad guys." said Colonel Not-so-tuff-as-nails.
"Let them eat the weak enemy." laughed General T-A-N.
"Well I guess that solved our problem right Yami?" said Yugi.
"WOOF!" said Yami.
"Thanks for the laugh kid see you later." said General T-A-N.
"Hummmm I wonder how you can command the marines, the army, and the navy. Well whatever -- hey look, a cookie!" Yelled Yugi.
Well thats it my second fanfic. This one was really weird and it reminded me of my life a little. Well review! Yay!