Rubberninja: Okay, so uh, Greed suddenly…left.
Person in crowd: But he was never here!
Rubber: Yes he was. –sweat drop-
Person: No he wasn't.
Rubber: He was here, just like this semi automatic is.
Person: -shuts up-
Rubber: -smiles- Anyways, so onto our next guest, Envy.
-silence-
N0ob Assassin: -cough- ENVY.
Rubber: ENVY GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Greed: -runs out- What up?
N0ob: -confused- Uh, when did Greed get here?
Rubber: -jabs her with elbow, mutters through teeth- He's been here all along remember?
N0ob: Oh, heh, I see where your coming at with this. Greed has wink, wink, been here all along, oh okay.
Rubber: -.-; Anyways, so…'Greed'…how has…life been treating you? –raises eyebrows-
Greed: Oh good, can't complain…
Rubber: Okay that's good. So what about-
Greed: Except for last night. Lust, I'm sorry, but this just aint going to work out.
Everyone: -shocked-
Rubber: -laughing her head off-
Lust: -face is blood red, but so infuriated, she can't do anything-
Greed: It could have, but Sloth works it much better than you.
Everyone: Uh…-grossed out-
Rubber: -laughing, face turning red, and holding sides-
Greed: And Pride, dude, I'm sorry, but I'm not like…that.
Everyone: WHAT?
Rubber: -laughing, but now choking, and falls to the ground-
Wrath: I'm confused…
Greed: Don't worry; I'll explain it all to you later.
Sloth: -opens mouth to protest, but interrupted by Rubber's laughing-
Rubber: Ha! Hold, on I'm not done!
-silence-
Sloth: Are you-
Rubber: Wait! I'm taking it in!
-silence-
Sloth: Are-
Rubber: Hold it…yeah, yeah I'm good.
Sloth: -about to speak-
Rubber: -laughs. Laughing becomes less and less as Sloth glares- Yeah…-cough- I'm good.
Sloth: You are not exposing him to…this stuff.
Greed: What? The kids old enough! Wrath, how old are you?
Wrath: Like ten?
Greed: Ten? What the hell has Sloth been teaching you? The bible?
Sloth: -blushes and looks down-
Greed: Hell, I knew this shit when I was like five.
Wrath: But your older than that.
Greed: Here's five bucks, don't ever mention that again…-looks around-
N0ob: So…um…Greed…this is-
Hollaback Girl: -runs to front stage- Hey guys! I found Greed!
N0ob: Yeah, he's right here.
Hollaback: That can't be Greed.
Rubber: Why not?
Hollaback: 'Cause Greed's right here. –points behind her-
Greed: -waves-
Pride: OH GOD, ITS THOES DAMN CLONING ALCHEMISTS AGAIN!
Everyone: -stares-
Pride: O-or it could be an imposter…heh…
N0ob: Hm…in this event, we must use the most scientifical way to prove who the real Greed is…-drags Greed already on the stage to the very front. Drags other Greed over-
N0ob: Okay, this is Greed A, and this is Greed 2.
Lust: Don't you mean b?
N0ob: I am not good at math.
Lust: But this is dealing with the alphabet.
N0ob: Well its all stuff I never learned, so its all the same. Anyways, if you think Greed A is the real Greed, press 1 on your number box. If you think Greed 2 is the real Greed, press 2 on your number box.
Crowd: -votes-
Person in crowd: -presses 1-
Robotic voice: Thank for voting! You have chosen number 2.
Person: No! I picked 1!
Robotic voice: I'm more than positive you picked two.
Rubber: Okay, lets see the results…
(So ends chapter four! Will update later to see who gets chosen….Mwhaha!)