(Yes, tis short, but we do have an new authoress that shall join ze fic! She'll be in there a lot more. Anyways, again, sorry its short.)
Rubberninja: And the…not fake Greed is-B!
Everyone: You mean two.
Rubber: Whatever.
N0ob Assassin: Okay, Envy, funny, but its getting old. You can change back now.
Poser Greed: -stays silent-
Rubber: Seriously, you almost killed me laughing, but jokes over.
Poser Greed: -stays silent-
Hollaback Girl: By the power invested in these studio ownership papers, I commanded you to change back to your God damned self!
Envy: Whats up? –walks in from back of stage-
N0ob: What? So now theres two Envy's? ARG! MY BRAIN HURTS AND I'M NOT VOTING AGAIN!
Sloth: -hits N0ob-
Rubber: Okay, ready to vote again?
Crowd: NO!
Rubber: Well…you people suck!
Greed: Well, if this is the case, then lets see who my not nearly as sexy as me look-alike really is.
Poser Greed: -silent-
Wrath: -notices string and yanks off mask-
Rubber: MOM?
Wrath: -notices another string and yanks off mask-
N0ob: Harry Potter is Rubber's Mom's boyfriend?
Wrath: -yanks off another mask-
N0ob: Ronald McDonald is Harry Potter and Ms.Ninja's son?
Wrath: -yanks off mask AGAIN-
N0ob: MY BRAIN IS ITCHY! So Ronald McDonald is married to Spongebob?
Salima Li akiyama: -removes last mask- Oh for Christ's sake, shut up.
Rubber: And you would be?
Salima Li akiyama: Salima Li akiyama from fan fiction!
Rubber: Ha! I knewit! –whisperes to Greed- You know her?
Greed: -shrugs-
N0ob: So why did you make my brain fry?
Envy: More importantly why the hell did you take my job?
Salima: 'Cause my Edo told me to. –points to back stage-
Ed: No you idiot!
N0ob: WHAT? EDO?
Ed: Ah shit. –gets tackled-N0ob: Oh, I knew you couldn't possibly go on your quest like thing without me!
Lust: Hey, it's the Fullmetal Pipsqueak.
Envy: Shrimp.
Wrath: Shorty.
Greed: Midget.
Sloth: Bean.
Pride: Bug.
Gluttony: -munch-
Hollaback: So everyone here potentially hates Ed?
Salima and N0ob: NO! DIE! –both pull out chainsaws that say, 'Short Sexyness Shall Rule'-
N0ob: You shop at Sexy Short Midgets?
Salima: What other store is there?
Salima and N0ob: -chase the Sins around with chainsaws-
Rubber: FLOOP! Cut to a comerical!
Floop: Okay!
---Commercial---
Floop: -walks onto white screen- Is this thing on? Ow. –gets it with hanging mic-
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---End Commercial---