Everyone that replied thank you so much you guys are the best gives hugs and hands out rubber ducks you'll see that they are a big part of this chapter (the ducks I mean)

Chapter 2 – Things just keep on getting stranger and stranger

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting at the Gryffendor table at the end of the feast, all had gone well, expect the fact that Spongebob Square Pants and Kenny from South Park had enrolled and Kenny was sitting at the Gryffendor Table and Spongebob sat at the Slythren (he was evil - WHO KNEW? J ) . Anyway…..

"Mmhmm" Kenny Said

"What is he saying?" Seamus asked

"Mmhmm!" Kenny said back, shoved a roll into his mouth and walked off. Once Harry had done watching the paper like kid walk off, he had his attention on Seamus. Harry just stared at Seamus.

Seamus had on under his robes a duck shirt, duck pins, and over his pants, duck boxers, and over that duck underwear. Duck Pins all over his robes, light up duck sneakers, duck socks, and 2 duck hair clips in his hair on either side of his hair, holding his bangs back

"What is it Harry" Seamus asked then said "Oh the duck thing, I'm part of the W.D.F.C"

"What's that" Ron asked
"The Wizarding Duckie Fan Club" Luna Said "My dad says that the owner is really a cross between a Vampire, Koala, and Wizard. But he uses DARK magic to cover up the fact that he likes to eat leaves and had ears and feet of the Koala."

"He does not" Seamus said

"Yes he does!" Luna said

"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES!"

Then something unexpected happened both Luna and Seamus jumped onto the table, stared at each other for a minute then started to snog like no tomorrow on the table, knocking all the food onto everyone, and then they were rolling on the table, getting food all over then, but neither seemed to care, they look like they were going to try to eat each other.

"Common Harry" Hermione said "And you two Ro…"

"He'sss over there" Neville Hissed as he ate a pound of raw meat, pointing to Ron who was with Blaise, looking like a Catholic school girl as he hung on Blaise and as they looked at each other."

"Common Harry thets Go" Hermione said, not that she wad disgusted with Ron having a boyfriend, no she was just disappointed, because after all of that building up over years that J.K. Rowling did Hermione had FINALLY came to the conclusion that she loved Ron deeply, but Ron was gay and had a boyfriend

"It'll be ok" Harry said "We can always find you a new boyfriend, like um, well there's bound to be someone here that will date you"

"Harry, the author has suddenly changed my emotions" Hermoine said googly eyed at Harry "I LOVE YOU"
"No you don't, you just think that." Harry said

"Oh yes I do" Hermione said "And soon enofe I will have you for my own Harry Bloody Sexy Potter, but until then I shall be in the Library" Hermione squeezed Harry's Butt and Ran off

"What the…." Harry started to say but was interrupted by Colin Creevy

"Like OmiGod Harry I am like so happy to like see you, like totally" Colin said, in a high pitched voice, he appeared to be wearing a red sparkly skirt, black fishnets, red sparkly high heeled stilettos, a matching tube top and a black feather boa, Heavy Red Lipstick and blue Eyeshadow up to his eyebrows.

"Colin…….did you…loose a bet"

"No silly, I just took an active interest in the finer things in like, like women's lingerie!" Colin said

"Ok"

"And I'm currently working on a potion that changes your gender in the downstairs bathroom, if you wanna come help me later – or um snog – just stop by"

"Um I don't think that'll be necessary, you know, test and studies, really crammed this year"
"Oh yes I forgot, well maybe we can schedule an appointment" Colin said, not sounding disappointed at all

"We'll do that" Harry said

"HEY GET LOST!" Ginny said, she was wearing a teal corset – black baggy jeans and black converse. Colin didn't wait around and walked off "Hey Harry"

"Oh hey" Harry said,

"What's up"

"Nothing"

"Ok then well Luna's waiting for me"

"Well that might not work out, see she's snogging Seamus in the Great Hall right now"

"Oh well, then, Ill just go to library then" Ginny said

"Are…you trying…to avoid me?"
"Well Harry" Ginny said looking down "It's not against you I love you I really do but well……..your so……….mainstream and I just can't do that" she said and walked off to the library

"HEY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT" Harry yelled at the author

"Because………." I said
"BECAUSE WHY"

"I like toying with your emotions, and everyone else's, honestly this is too funny, Seamus – W.D.F.C – Hermione in love with you. Ginny wont act like this forever just till the end of this chapter but Ron – Gay." I said

"YEA! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM GAY"
"Tisk Tisk, were supost to except our friends they way they are. Besides you're just about to join him"
"What do you mean by Join Him?"

"You're gay too"

"NO I'M NOT"

"YES YOU ARE"
"NO I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT!"
"You just keep telling yourself that Harry Potter, you just keep on telling yourself that"