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WARNING: This chapter contains drug reference so if you are offended by any drug use and/or mention I advise you not to read this, and go get a life. And its not like theres a lot of it anyway just the light mention, it dosent get really into the drug mention till chapter 4 - which I will be posting soon cause I already had it written.

Chapter 3 – I got this Groovy notion last night

Harry woke up the next morning to see that Ron had crawled into bed with him

"RON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Harry said

"Oh sorry Harry I just had a really bad nightmare about spiders so I just crawled into your bed. Besides that little Kenny Kid took over mine." Harry looked over at Ron's bed to see Kenny sitting up in the bed, a mean look on his face, he held his wand up.

"MMMmmMMMMMM!" Kenny yelled, at them, they both twitched and held each other closely, realizing what they were doing they jumped out of the bed and ran into the common room, still wearing their pjs

"Harry, Ron it's about time we got double potions with the Slythrens this morning!" Hermione said

"But were not even dressed!" Ron said

"Well tough luck" Hermione said and threw them their book bags and they were off, still in their pjs but at least trainers had magically appeared on their feet so they were fine.

"OOOhhhh Snape is going to kill us" Ron said looking at them, as they approached the dungeons, but something was off something was different – just as everything else in this bloody story, instead of doors, there were rainbow colored beads. When they reached the inside of the dungeons, its was painted Tye-dye with peace symbols and flowers. And where there use to be desks were bean bags all placed in a circle with what appeared to be a lava lamp in the middle. There was pink carpeting and there was no desk for professor Snape, he sat in one of the bean bag chairs. Harry gasped as well as all of the other students. Snape was not wearing the usual black he was wearing a tye dye shirt, a pair of brown pants, and no shoes. A Tye dye head band, a peace medallion, and had a "save the whales" tattoo on his ankle.

"Sit down little freedom fighters" Snape said he was all mellowed out really calm, then looked at Harry and Ron in their blue and white striped Pjs "Wow look at that, good call Potter and Weasley, everyone should follow your example. Kids we should try not to look like each other but to differentiate ourselves by being our own special person, no matter who you are, where you come from, your money, or sexuality." Snape said

"Professor Snape…." Draco started

"No no no WingedDragon I'm now Dances-With-Unicorns"

"Winged-Dragon?" Draco said

"Yea that's the name you shall go by in my class."

"Well um Dances-With-Unicorns where are we supost to do our potions"
"Oh were not doing them in here, see I had this groovy notion last night while listening to that Grateful Dead CD. Why not hold the potions portion of the class outside, like classes – no classes – no boundaries."

"What do you mean Potions Portion of the class" Hermione said angrily

"Whoa – I'm sensing some bad vibes, I want to do a character building portion of our class, to conquer our fears, to be more excepting." Snape said "So thets go around the big circle and state our new names and something that you don't normally tell anyone about us"

"If we normally didn't tell people that why would we tell them now" Draco said
"Because this is the circle of trust Winged-Dragon, we need to trust each other and except each other, to love each other."

"Humph" Draco said smugly

"Ill start out first" Snape said "My name is Dances-With-Unicorns and I am dating Professor Trawley, I think she's a groovy girl." Snape looked at Ron

"My name is ur….Water-Weasel" Ron started (Snape: Groovy name) "and I like Guys"

Snape clapped and shed a tear, then looked at Harry

"Um my name is Lightning from Sky and um" Harry paused wondering if he should tell his innermost darkest secret

"Its Ok Harry just tell us, you'll feel a lot better" Snape said "And if it makes you feel better I have a joint here somewhere" Hermione had a shocked look on her face

"No…No that wont be necessary, Ill just say it" Harry bit his lip "I wish I looked like Draco" Snape clapped and gave Harry a big giant hug, but Harry felt like he could of died cause it was apparent that Snape had not taken a bath for quite some time

"Now your turn Hermione" Snape said "And that offer for the joint is up to anyone who doesn't feel good about doing it"

"I'm Earth-Girl and I have a unhealthy obsession with hitting people with books" Hermione said

"That's good sister, tell it like it is" Snape said "Your turn Winged-Dragon"

"My name I guess is now Winged-Dragon and I have been Jealous of Harry Potter since the day I came to Hogwarts" Draco said, his head down

"Good, Good, I think you're making real progress Winged-Dragon" Snape…I mean Dances – with – unicorns said "Your turn Crabbe"

"Um my name is Moon-Child and me and Goyle have been going out since the third year" Crabbe said, holding Goyle's hand, Snape shed another tear, and Goyle got up still holding Crabbe's hand

"My name is Moon-Beam and I love Crabbe" Goyle said, Snape had tears running down in face

"I love the vibes were getting in here keep going" Snape said

"Um my name is Duck-Kid" Seamus said "And someday I wanna be a nun!"

"My name is Bunny-Child and I cry sometimes because of my mum and dad" Neville said, still looking evil yet calmer

After all was said and done, Lavender Brown (Star infant) reveled that she had Blaise's kid before he found out that he was gay, Blaise (Swims-In-Rivers) loved Ron and his son very much, and some other stuff like that it was time to sing kumbi-ya

"But before we sing I want you guys who are wearing your uniforms to take off your ties, scarves, cloaks, and just have the bear essentials on – cause it separated the houses and Dances-With-Unicorns was against separation (its just what THE MAN wants) So just a white shirt and your pants/skirts

TO BE CONTINUED in the next chapter DUM DUM DUM tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell your family - tell somebody - cause THE FUZZIE BUNNIES WILL ATTACK (but not for another fewchapters)also I do need a beta-reader if anyone wants to do that email me at lunasignora.