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Chapter 4 – After all is said and done, meaning we're done singing kumbi ya and the offer for the joint is still up
So they were all outside, sitting on the lawn of Hogwarts, again in a circle only this time there was a cauldron in the middle of it instead a lava lamp and many incense sticks around them.
"Professor why is there only one cauldron?" Hermione asked
"Because I thought that since were going to be doing a very hard potion we should all work together, in harmony. Isn't that groovy?" Snape said, smoking on a joint, his eyes were terribly bloodshot "Like the cauldron of harmony!"
"No that's not groovy!" Hermione said upset "first you make us give out crap names, offer us a joint, smoke one of your own, then make us work on a potion together!"
"You know what Earth-Girl" Snape said, he didn't sound mad, he just sounded a little confused and very high "You need some LSD"
"NO!" Hermione said "I don't do drugs! I don't like the drugs!
"But the Drugs like me" Ron said singing to Marilyn Manson's song I don't like the Drugs but the Drugs like me. Harrry shook his head in confusion
"You want some?" Snape offered some to Ron
"I prefer weed" Ron said
"Well I have a lot of that" Snape said "Ill be right back with the weed" and he got up and ran back to the castle to retrive some weed
"Ron!" Harry "When did you start doing drugs?"
"Um well Iv been hooked since our second year, another thing that I never told you, I'm sorry!"
"But where did you get weed?" Hermione said
"Percy" Ron said "Don't worry I'm not hooked to the point where I cant get off Weed isnt really addictive." Herimone gave Harry a sad look. Just then Snape came back
"Sorry I must have ran out yesterday when I was with McGonagall" Snape said
"Its okay" Ron said
"MCGONAGAL!" Hermione said with utter disgust
"Yea, McGonagall." Snape said
"She would never do drugs" Hermione said with a low-toned anger
"That's what you think" Snape said, still high, he took another hit off of his joint
About ten minutes had passed and they were doing a potion that turned the drinker 10 pounds lighter
"See the thing with this potion is that it can only be taken once every month, to ensure that the drinker doesn't take an overdose." Snape said, they all had to work together to put the ingrediences in, even Snape was helping them. "But you know what I think we should all be happy with our weight, and except ourselves no matter what we are."
When the potion was done it turned a clear oil type liquid.
'It looks like baby oil' Harry thought to himself
"But its not" I said to him
"Hey where did you come from!" Harry said angrily
"I'm writing this story, I'm always here"
"Oh yea" Harry said
"Harry are you ok?" Hermione said "Who are you talking to?"
"Yea who are you talking to Harry" I said
"You!" Harry said
"Oh I didn't know that" Hermione said, she put her hand on his forehead "I think your sick"
"Yea Harry I think your sick" I said
"I AM NOT SICK" Harry yelled
"Yes you are" I said and Harry threw up
"Uh oh little freedom-fighters it seems as though lighting from sky is sick, Ill take him to the nurse!" Snape/Dances-With Unicorns said and carried Harry over his shoulder up to the hospital wing while Harry threw up.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" I laughed
"ITS NOT FUNNY" Harry said
"No of corse its not!" Snape said and patted Harry's back "Don't worry"