Youkou: From now on my notes will be at the end of my stories, so look there.
Uzumaki Naruto - 8/03/05
Dear Diary,
Strange thing happened for the past two months or so, my diary went missing and I couldn't find it ANYWHERE! I bet Sasuke-teme stole it, I'd bid all the ramen I have on it! Well, not really, I couldn't take those chances.
I have a lot to catch up on. First of all, Kiba found Akamaru again after having lost him for a week. I never thought anybody could have a mental break-down worse than Gaara, but I was completely wrong. You should have SEEN him! He started acting more like a dog than when he did the Quadrapded no Jutsu, biting everybody he saw, and barking... and peeing on stuff...
We went on a mission lately also, Sasuke got beat up so badly, and Sakura was crying a lot... I don't even know where she is, probably crying at that Sasuke-teme's bedside. Last I heard (unwillingly of course) he was still unconscious. Well, I guess that makes sense since he lost almost half the blood in his body. Despite my un-dying hate for him, I'm a bit worried. Just because if he dies or becomes... incapable of being a ninja anymore... or something like that... I'll have lost my greatest rival!
Uchiha Sasuke - 8/03/05
Dear Journal,
Nothing much, Kiba found his idiotic dog after acting like a total idiot himself for a week...
I just woke up about two days ago after a mission that I think they said was about two weeks ago. I'm still feeling sick to my stomach and light headed. Sakura just left about five minutes ago... I've been told that she visits every single day for about four hours, damn she's obsessed. I have to stop writing now, Sakura is coming back with the chocolate icecream she said she'd be getting... Got to act unconscious.
Haruno Sakura - 8/03/05
Dear Diary,
DAMN IT! MY DIARY HAS BEEN MISSING FOR TWO FREAKING MONTHS! Oh well, for the past two weeks I've had more important things to think about, like caring for Sasuke-kun. He got hurt so badly on our last mission. Stabbed several times by kunai, a lot of them hit his stomach where organs were, and one hit his left shoulder. He still can't move it, even though he's been awake for two days.
He might even not ever be able to use that arm again! POOR SASUKE-KUN! Oh well, he's a great enough ninja that he can still make it! We'll both be able to be promoted to Chuunin status whether he can use the arm or not! Though I still hope he heals well. I've got to go, I was supposed to get Sasuke some chocolate icecream and it's been about five minutes! He's probably getting impatient!
Yamanaka Ino - 8/03/05
Dear Diary,
My diary has been missing for so long, and I've had so much to write about! First of all, Shikamaru has been recruited into the ANBU as their strategic planner, and he's really excited, well, as excited as he can get, he IS Shikamaru after all. He doesn't even have to go on many missions.
Also, Chouji has found out that another B.B.Q place has opened, I've even been there and the food is good. The only reason I've tried something is the fact that they have a 'Low Calorie, Low Fat' menu! It's about time that a place like that decided to be smart and make a menu for people who are trying to diet like me, and unlike that forehead-girl Sakura.
Sasuke and the rejects returned from a mission about two weeks ago and I haven't been allowed to visit him. All those idiotic nurses and doctors at the hospital said that only his closest friends can visit. WHO THE HECK DO THEY THINK I AM! I'm practically his girlfriend! Sakura and Naruto have been allowed to visit him! And their sensei too! It's no fair!
Nara Shikamaru - 8/03/05
Dear Notebook,
You were missing, how troublesome... I got promoted to the ANBU strategic planner and I don't have to go on many missions now, unless they're the really hard missions where they can't think up their own strategies on the spot. How stupid can they be?
Akimichi Chouji - 8/03/05
Dear Diary,
They opened up a new B.B.Q. place! They're so awesome, even Ino enjoys the food! I'm planning on taking Asuma-sensei there tomorrow, since it'll be Thursday they have the all you can eat buffet. I have to leave now for their Wednesday night karaoke party! One large steak for FREE! YAHOO!
Inuzuka Kiba - 8/03/05
Dog Log Update, (A/N: I still laugh whenever I type that)
I bet that idiot Naruto had my Dog Log for these past two months... He's the only person who could've been that idiotic to realize that I couldn't sniff it out... when I felt like it. Okay, okay. I DIDN'T sniff it out, I found it on my desk... where I left it before it went missing two months ago.
I FOUND AKAMARU! He had wandered off into the forest and was near the Fire Country, Wind Country border. I found him on a mission that we went on a week after I lost him. I was so happy! I gave Hinata a big dog hug (A/N: Another strange pun thing I made up for Kiba... It's 'big dog hug' instead of 'big bear hug' if you hadn't realized.). If Shino wasn't a guy and had bugs inside of him I woulda given him a hug too... But... He is a guy, and he does have bugs inside of him, so of course I didn't hug him.
That teammate of Naruto, Sasuke, got hurt on one of their recent missions. Hinata and her cousin's teammate Tenten seem to be the only girls who don't seem to be crying over the fact that he might not be able to use one of his arms. Well... It's time for Akamaru's fourth walk of the day, so I gotta go.
Hyuuga Hinata - 8/03/05
Dear Diary,
I don't see why my diary keeps going missing for long periods of time about two times a year. I don't think Neji-nii-san would sink as low as that, or would he? Well, Kiba found Akamaru on a mission a while ago, he hugged me... It would've been better if it was Naruto-kun, but Kiba is the second best thing, right? It would've just been freakish if it had been Neji hugging me... Wait a sec, why did I think that?
My father just told me of his plans to retire in about ten years... I'll be twenty-two then and Hanabi will be seventeen... I wonder if he'll pick me or her to be the head of the clan, I'm the only one who would actually be considered mature enough, but I can see why he would trust her more though since she's the only one who's strong enough to protect the clan.
Sasuke seems to be hurt, and most girls in the village are fawning over him and how he might not be able to use one of his arms. I do have pity for him, though not much since I don't really have a crush on him like I like... Naruto-kun... I do hope Sasuke gets better, because I know that Naruto, even though he hates Sasuke, would be unhappy if he couldn't be a good sparring partner any longer.
Aburame Shino - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
One of my bugs has gotten sick... I'm pretty sure it's Derek, but it could be Mike, his identical twin... Kiba isn't crazy anymore, so I'm relieved of the duty of making sure he didn't destroy anything. Hinata has been training more than usual, so that's good.
Rock Lee - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
They recently built a new training area past all of the others, it's an indoor one! Even though I enjoy being outside, it is sort of annoying in the winter. It's supposed to be one of the best training areas out of all of them too. Gai-sensei promised to take Tenten, Neji, and I there tomorrow morning for our weekly super-early, super-special, SUPER-LONG morning training session! I absolutely can't wait!
I bet Neji is going to be a spoil sport about it though, like always. Sorta like when I gave him a package of green hair ties for his birthday so he wouldn't have to use the same tan one all the time, and he just threw them in the garbage can after the birthday party that me and Gai ran.
Tenten will have no opinion... again. And just stand there doing whatever Neji does... I wonder if she likes him. Also, Sakura-san has been ignoring me, it would be usual, but she hasn't even told me to 'go away' or 'buzz off' or any of the usual... I've heard from some other random girls around town that Sasuke is hurt somehow. That's probably why... I just have to train more and surpass more people in strength until she notices me and loves me!
Oh, and by the way, Neji's broken leg has healed and he can train again... That is good for me so I can spar with somebody that doesn't always lose... Poor Tenten, if only she'd train more she'd have a chance!
Hyuuga Neji - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Damn it... I bet Lee had my journal for the past two months, trying to find out secret stuff about me for how to finally defeat me. He wishes. I don't write anything that serious in here, I write it in... Well... I shouldn't write it just in case he steals my journal again and reads it. My leg has healed, though not many people seem very happy. I bet if it was Hinata who broke her leg and it healed there would be a huge celebration about it. Maybe I should test that theory.
Unfortunately for me (and Tenten, but mostly me), we're having our weekly 'super-training' which is 'super-early, super-special, super-long' and not to mention super-boring. This week we're going to the new training area that's an indoor one. It's supposed to be one of the best training areas out of all of them, hopefully it'll have some good secret areas so I can get away from Lee and Baka-sensei.
Tenten - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
Damn it Lee! I bet it was him that stole my diary this time... It wouldn't be the first time, though last time he swore that Neji had stolen it, and I know my Neji-kun wouldn't do something like that, he's too civilized, and definitely is much more mature acting than Lee.
Neji's leg has healed and we've started training as usual again. And tomorrow we're having our weekly 'super-training'. Lee is excited about it, and Neji is indifferent though I'm sure he's not counting the seconds like Lee... I just hope the indoor training place has a whole ton of weapons targets, or possibly they'll have some secret rooms or areas to get away from Lee.
Gaara - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Kankurou is getting even more annoying since I'm catching up to his height, I'm only four inches shorter than him now and he isn't really happy about it at all, though Temari is actually excited that I'm only an inch shorter than her. Nothing much else to say, except for the fact that I'm almost sure it was Temari who stole my journal, she always steals mine and Kankurou's. If she wasn't my sister she'd be long gone by now.
Temari - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
Jeez, how can Kankurou be so annoying, he's the one who stole my diary, and lately he's been annoying everybody about how Gaara is growing too fast and how nobody should feed him for about a month. How stupid can he be? I think it's neat that Gaara is going to end up being tall.
Kankurou - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Stupid little kids... Stupid little brother... STUPID LITTLE EVERYTHING! I'm absolutely sure that Gaara is the one who had my journal for these past two or so months. And now he's even catching up in height to me! Temari says it's a good thing, but I don't see how it's so good! I'm supposed to be the OLDER brother, so I'm supposed to be the TALLEST! I have to lock our refrigerator shut and make sure not to tell Temari the combination to the lock, or she'll tell Gaara. Time to go buy a sand-proof, 1000 lbs of pressure-proof lock... It won't be TOO hard, right?
Hatake Kakashi - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Jiraiya told me there wasn't going to be another book in the Come, Come Paradise series or the Make Out Violence series for a long time! He says he's been running out of material and he might not even continue at all! If my students were known to be cruel, I would expect something like that from them, but I know their not evil enough to do that... Well, Sasuke is... But not the 'prank-pulling' kind of evil.
Tomorrow is the usual monthly Jounin-sensei meeting between me, Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai (unfortunately because of the latter). I'm sort of looking forward to it this time though... We're going to order pizza! I'm trying to decide between showing up two and a half hours late or three hours late, though...
Yuuhi Kurenai - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
Nothing much... Everybody on my team has been getting along a little better than usual... Kiba isn't shouting at Shino every five minutes and Hinata has become a little more open to everybody and stopped stuttering as much... I have nothing to write about Shino though, there never is anything.
Tomorrow I have to meet up with all the other sensei's to talk about random things... It's sort of like bonding... It's enjoyable, except for the fact that Kakashi always shows up late and I'm the only woman... Please don't let them have a beer drinking contest again. If they do, I better not be forced to join like two months ago.
Sarutobi Asuma - 8/04/05
Dear Notebook,
Why does Shikamaru have to be so freaking good at Go? He beat me so easily this time, it only took five minutes! Can't he just LET me win for once? Wait, no, he can't... He's to lazy to do that...
Chouji took me to the new B.B.Q place today... The food is really tasty, just like he said... But until I see it, I won't believe that Ino will actually eat the food. She's NEVER eaten B.B.Q. food before, and swore she never would unless they made a menu specifically for dieters.
Tomorrow we have the sensei meeting... I'm planning on starting the beer drinking contest agian as soon as Kakashi shows up... Kurenai will join us for sure this time, she's hilarious when she's drunk... Gai says she gets drunk more easily than Lee, so it'll be no problem. She just better not start saying all of us's guys secrets out loud...
Maito Gai - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
The springtime of youth seems to have left Neji even though his leg is healed... He's always reluctant to come to our youthful training sessions. Though Lee is extremely excited about our 'super-training' tomorrow morning at 4:00AM! Also after that I have the monthly jounin-sensei meeting to go to!
Kakashi is going to be 'hip' and late again. I think I will try and be late... I bet that 30 minutes will be enough to be later than Kakahshi! Will he ever be surprised! I just hope it doesn't harm my youthfulness!
Orochimaru - 8/04/05
Bwahahahahaha! (A/N: He actually wrote that :P)
My plans to invade Konoha are almost complete! Now all we need is a laser cannon and five pancakes... An evil genius does get hungry, ya know... I better have Kabuto cook up those pancakes and do something about finding a cheep laser cannon.
Yakushi Kabuto - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Orochimaru-sama has been working me to the bone lately... I'm starting to wonder if he even knows my full name. I know he knows all of his special guard's names... And they get to do lots of useful stuff. All I get to do is get him water and make pancakes... Kabuto hears voice in background: Kabuto! Make me five chocolate chip pancakes and then find an affordable laser cannon! See! What did I say! I better start cooking those pancakes or he'll... well... scare me again. I hate snakes...
Uchiha Itachi - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
I've been really depressed lately... Sasuke hasn't even come around for his bi-monthly 'trying to kill me' spree! I wanted to show him the new design for the Akatsuki coats that I made... They're so pretty and cool... They're purple with blue clouds and a pink lining for those clouds! I really hope my idea gets picked for the official one, but until the decision comes back I'm still going to wear mine. Kisame thinks it's too girlie and says it makes my butt look big... I hope that isn't true... (A/N: cracks up)
Jiraiya - 8/04/05
Dear Journal,
Kakashi came running up about three minutes ago yelling about how I can't possibly cancel the series I've made and how I can't take a long time to make the next ones. I have no clue what he's yelling about, I never planned to do those things, but I MIGHT just know who the prankster is.
Tsunade-sama - 8/04/05
Dear Diary,
Jeez, I can't believe how idiotic some of the people around this town are... Can't they solve their own freaking problems? I mean, just earlier today one guy came in complaining about how his kunai was too dull. THAT'S HIS OWN FREAKING PROBLEM! If he's not a retard he can sharpen the edges on his own, it's not my problem since I know that the weapons shop is ran by one of the best weapon craftsman in all of the Hidden Villages...
Jiraiya is being perverted as usual, I even caught him peeking into MY private bathroom when I finally got a break just before I was going to get ready for a shower. I ran straight outside to where my window was and beat him to a bloody pulp... Well, I was going to before Shizune stopped me... Curse her... Well, I guess not since she's the only non-idiotic in this whole village.
BONUS ENTRIES! (I'm going to put one or more people here who aren't going to be in EVERY chapter of Shinobi Diaries. If people request it enough, I might make them permanent entries.)
Original Characters from Shourai! (I just had to do this :P)
Hyuuga Kajou
Dear Journal,
Holy crap, Urusai and Komayaka can be so embarrassing sometimes... We just got back from a C-ranked mission for leading a guy back to the Hidden Stone Village, Komayaka was acting freakishly girly and Urusai wouldn't shut the hell up! They're both worse than fifty Kage Bunshin's of Lee-sensei back in the academy.
Uchiha Komayaka
Dear Diary,
I really wish Kajou would notice I like her... She's just too... dare I say it (in case she gets my diary somehow)... cold-hearted, anti-social, and has a really bad superiority complex (A/N: Haha... I know about Psychology and most of you who read this don't!).
We just got back from a mission and I think she hates me even more than she used to... I heard her muttering stuff about, 'Annoying boys' and 'idiots' as she walked away from us to go to her home after the mission. Well, at least I'm not the only annoying and idiotic one! Urusai is more annoying and idiotic than I'll ever be!
Uzumaki Urusai
Dear Journal,
I can't believe people think it's so strange for a boy to have pink hair! On our most recent mission a little boy we walked past pointed at me and said, 'Ugly boy!'... Nobody recognizes good looks anymore. I'm much more handsome and cool than Komayaka will ever be. His hair is long and girly, at least my hair is short and spiky. I'll always be better than him, AND Kajou too, but for Komayaka it matters more because of him being a boy.
Youkou: I typed a diary entry for everybody just because I haven't updated for almost two months. I hope everybody enjoyed it! Just as a small note, it was FlowerIno's (and nottelling's a while ago) idea to add in Jiraiya, Tsunade, Gai, Kurenai, and Asuma. Sorry I didn't add Anko! I was just trying to type this as fast as possible. Neji has been suspended from answering reviews for now until sometime soon... So I'll answer the reviews for you guys.
Cheshire Cat in my Grave - Thanks! And thanks a second time for hopefully sticking by for this extremely late update!
HeyWhyYouNeverWriteTenten! - Well, there ya go!
FlowerIno - Glad you enjoy them! And thanks for the ideas for other people!
Winry2 - (This is for both of your reviews) Yeah, I think I'm actually doing a pretty good job to far too! I could just imagine Neji doing that, lol.
Mimiru-sama - I find Itachi and Neji's the funniest out of all of them... Thanks for reading!
No account yet - Yes, Kakashi's journal :P. Can anybody guess who played the prank on him?
TO EVERYBODY WHO'S REVIEWED! - Thank you so much for reviewing, and if you're reading this, sticking by through my extreme lazyness!