Monks: Eeeeeessscaaaaaflowwwwwwwneeeeeeeee!
bonk themselves on the heads with Leon Schezars journal
Eeeeeeeeeessscaaaaaaflowwwwwneeeeeeeee!
bonk
Eeeeeeeeeessscaaaaaaaaaaaaflowwwwnee!
bonk
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch!
Monks: Eeeeeeessscaaaafloowwwwwneeee!
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! From the Mystic Moon! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! Cut her head off!
Ratman: We have found a witch! Can we execute her?
Crowd: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Dryden: How do you know she is a witch?
Ratman: She looks like one! She admitted herself that she's from the Mystic Moon and all witches come from the Mystic Moon.
Crowd: Right yeah! Kill her! Put her to the sword!
Dryden: Bring her forward.
Hitomi: I'm not a witch, I'm not!
Dryden: Well you are dressed like one. No one we know of on this world dreses like that.
Hitomi: I'm the girl from the Mystic Moon; this is what they dress like where I come from, but I'm not a witch!
Ratman: She's been using these magic cards to tell bad futures! holds up Tarot Cards
Hitomi: It's not magic, anybody can do it with enough practice...
"Villager#7: She turned me into a doppleganger!
crowd looks at him
Villager: ... I, uh... I got better. She DOES have creepy visions.
Crowd: Kill her anyway!
Hitomi: You can't kill me, I'm the main character!
Crowd: She's replaceable! The story's really about Van! Kill her! Kill her!
Dryden: ALright, calm down, calm down. What do you do with witches from the Mystic Moon?
Ratman: Cut their heads off!
Crowd: Execute 'em!
Dryden: And why is it neccessary to execute witches? How are they powerful?
Villager 2: They've got the Subaru Outback!
Ratman: The pillar of light, they summon it with their energists!
Dryden: So then where do they get their powers?
Ratman: Because... Because they're... They're made of energists!
Dryden: Very good, but do you not also execute Dragons for their energists?
[Pause]
Villagers: Ohhh, yeah.
Ratman: S-So how do we tell if she is made of energist?
Villager 4: Feed her to a dragon!
Dryden: What uses an energist APART from a dragon?
Villager 1: A toaster!
Villager 2: Small rocks?
Villager 3: A ham sandwich!
Villager 4: Piles of hay.
Villager 5: Rusty nails?
Dryden: Can a dragon summon a pillar of light?
Villager: No!
Dryden: so what can?
Villager 3: mirrors!
Villager 2: crude huts!
Villager 1: piscus gourds!
Villager 4:draconian feathers!
Villager 5: swords!
Van: (from the back) A floating fortress!
Crowd: (in awe) woooooo...
Dryden: So, if she weighs as much as a floating fortress...
Ratman: She's made of energist!
Dryden: and so therefore...?
Crowd: A witch! A witch!
Dryden: We can use my largest scales.
[Scale evens out]
Hitomi: grasps pendant Later suckers! pillar of light descends and carries her off
she lands in the capitol of Zaibach
Dornkirk: The Girl from the Mystic Moon! She has gravitated to me through the power of destiny!
Hitomi: Oh, nuts. I get the old guy.
Dryden: (to Van) Who are you, so wise in the ways of energists?
Van: I am Van Slanzar de Fanel, king of the Fanelians!
Dryden: You're kinda scrawny.
Van: Hey! Do you want to join me or not?!
Dryden: I guess I don't have anything better to do.
Van: Good. Then I dub thee Sir Dryden, knight of Fanelia!
Narrator:
The wise sir Dryden was the first to join up, but other poor saps would get suckered into it too. There was Sir Folken the Gloomy, Sir Millerna the Persistant, and Sir Allen the-not-so-gloomy-as-sir-Folken, who had nearly fought off the attentions of Marlene, who had almost stood up to Grava Aston, and who had personally wet himself at the battle of Rampant; and the abtly named sir-not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they made a group who got themselves into a lot of ridiculous messes that are retold in the backs of taverns throughout the ages; the Knights of Fanelia.
bonk themselves on the heads with Leon Schezars journal
Eeeeeeeeeessscaaaaaaflowwwwwneeeeeeeee!
bonk
Eeeeeeeeeessscaaaaaaaaaaaaflowwwwnee!
bonk
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch!
Monks: Eeeeeeessscaaaafloowwwwwneeee!
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! From the Mystic Moon! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! Cut her head off!
Ratman: We have found a witch! Can we execute her?
Crowd: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Dryden: How do you know she is a witch?
Ratman: She looks like one! She admitted herself that she's from the Mystic Moon and all witches come from the Mystic Moon.
Crowd: Right yeah! Kill her! Put her to the sword!
Dryden: Bring her forward.
Hitomi: I'm not a witch, I'm not!
Dryden: Well you are dressed like one. No one we know of on this world dreses like that.
Hitomi: I'm the girl from the Mystic Moon; this is what they dress like where I come from, but I'm not a witch!
Ratman: She's been using these magic cards to tell bad futures! holds up Tarot Cards
Hitomi: It's not magic, anybody can do it with enough practice...
"Villager#7: She turned me into a doppleganger!
crowd looks at him
Villager: ... I, uh... I got better. She DOES have creepy visions.
Crowd: Kill her anyway!
Hitomi: You can't kill me, I'm the main character!
Crowd: She's replaceable! The story's really about Van! Kill her! Kill her!
Dryden: ALright, calm down, calm down. What do you do with witches from the Mystic Moon?
Ratman: Cut their heads off!
Crowd: Execute 'em!
Dryden: And why is it neccessary to execute witches? How are they powerful?
Villager 2: They've got the Subaru Outback!
Ratman: The pillar of light, they summon it with their energists!
Dryden: So then where do they get their powers?
Ratman: Because... Because they're... They're made of energists!
Dryden: Very good, but do you not also execute Dragons for their energists?
[Pause]
Villagers: Ohhh, yeah.
Ratman: S-So how do we tell if she is made of energist?
Villager 4: Feed her to a dragon!
Dryden: What uses an energist APART from a dragon?
Villager 1: A toaster!
Villager 2: Small rocks?
Villager 3: A ham sandwich!
Villager 4: Piles of hay.
Villager 5: Rusty nails?
Dryden: Can a dragon summon a pillar of light?
Villager: No!
Dryden: so what can?
Villager 3: mirrors!
Villager 2: crude huts!
Villager 1: piscus gourds!
Villager 4:draconian feathers!
Villager 5: swords!
Van: (from the back) A floating fortress!
Crowd: (in awe) woooooo...
Dryden: So, if she weighs as much as a floating fortress...
Ratman: She's made of energist!
Dryden: and so therefore...?
Crowd: A witch! A witch!
Dryden: We can use my largest scales.
[Scale evens out]
Hitomi: grasps pendant Later suckers! pillar of light descends and carries her off
she lands in the capitol of Zaibach
Dornkirk: The Girl from the Mystic Moon! She has gravitated to me through the power of destiny!
Hitomi: Oh, nuts. I get the old guy.
Dryden: (to Van) Who are you, so wise in the ways of energists?
Van: I am Van Slanzar de Fanel, king of the Fanelians!
Dryden: You're kinda scrawny.
Van: Hey! Do you want to join me or not?!
Dryden: I guess I don't have anything better to do.
Van: Good. Then I dub thee Sir Dryden, knight of Fanelia!
Narrator:
The wise sir Dryden was the first to join up, but other poor saps would get suckered into it too. There was Sir Folken the Gloomy, Sir Millerna the Persistant, and Sir Allen the-not-so-gloomy-as-sir-Folken, who had nearly fought off the attentions of Marlene, who had almost stood up to Grava Aston, and who had personally wet himself at the battle of Rampant; and the abtly named sir-not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they made a group who got themselves into a lot of ridiculous messes that are retold in the backs of taverns throughout the ages; the Knights of Fanelia.