I guess I never inteded in turning this fic into a mega-crossover, but it is inevitable. Oh well...
Disclaimers: Ranma 1/2, AMG, SM, MGPS, TM, and any other I may mention are not owned by me but their respective companies.
Warning: There is possible OOCness but that is expected in a story that isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
Note: I really wished that FF.net would give better criticism. -_-
Note 2: This is the revised Ch 3. I wasn't too satisfied with the end part of this section of the story so I re-worked it and hopefully it flows a little better then before.
Evil laugher ran through the halls of the newly risen Standard Building in downtown Tokyo, as the moon rose in the night. Of course, very few people actually heard the laughter, except for two people, one of which was standing in the shadows behind the man known as Biff Standard.
Looking over his computer, he watched as the pretty blinking lights indicated the areas that had been Standardized. On the map, most of America had been taken over, the rest being controlled by the majestic Gates and his Microsoft Corperation, but losing ground monthly.
"Within the year, we expect America to be Standardized, completely wiping out Microsoft from the face of the technological world." One of the extras droned out the report that had been written by the numerous speech preparers, all of which have one task, writing perfect speeches which are direct, and informative, yet completely pointless. All adding to the standarized world.
"And what of Japan? What have we taken over so far?" Standard stood and walked over to the window, conveniently overlooking the city and Tokyo Tower. His ambition, of course was the world, yet Japan had resisted all this time, he would make his stand here.
"Well, Kyoto and most of Okinawa* have been standardized." That same extra reported with as much fevor as before.
"Why most of Okinawa?" After all, he couldn't settle for one half-assed.
"There seems to be some resistance to standardization from a small valley home on the outskirts of Okinawa. Apparently, they refuse to use the Standard system. Every attempt to reach the premises was thwarted by some wierd cat like creature and a girl with greenish hair. At the moment we have made little progress in convincing them of converting." The extra finished then took a step back, as if finishing with all the information that he had gotten prepared.
"I may be able to help with that." Came a jovial and, yet, cocky, voice came from the shadows. How that was possible in a fairly well lit room was strange in itself, but it's anime, so anything is possible.
"And you maybe?" The head of Standard Inc. turned to the new arrival.
"I am the Lord of Terror, rising demon of the underworld. You may call me master Kuno." Kuno struck a pose which he was quickly struck by lightning.
Biff sweatdropped as the self proclaimed Lord of Terror picked himself off the ground, his hair standing on end from the sudden shock.
Clearing his throat to start again, Kuno walked up to Biffs desk, being mindful not to go too near any of the windows in the room.
"As I was saying. I think I maybe able to help you." Kuno finished.
"And what you be able to do?" Biff obviously didn't trust this man. After all, what kind of person can be struck by lighting indoors?
"What else. Get rid of your compeditors and help you conquer Japan." Kuno walked walked over the the screen and made a waving motion, activating the it. Biff had to blush at what came up on the screen.
"As you can see. This is only one of many things I can do." Kuno continued without looking at what was on the screen.
"I have no room in my company for perverts." The company head spoke as he turned away from what was on the screen.
"Pervert?" Kuno turned to the screen to see exactly what he put on the screen and sweatdropped. Laughing nervously, he made another waving motion to show what he meant to show. "This was what I meant to show."
Biff stood up and smiled at what he saw on the screen. It was a threat that would turn anyone away from the ucursed Microsoft Corperation.
"Very well, but what is in it for you?" Biff activated the monitor on his desk, ready to set what up what would be needed.
"Nothing really. Just help me take care of a certain mortal." Kuno smiled before walking back towards the shadows.
"Could you take that thing off the screen?" Biff asked a moment later, pointing at the thing showing on the screen.
"Of course." Making another waving motion, Kuno turned walked away as the screen started to fade, hiding the purple figure which previously shown on the screen...
----
The Terrible Master Kuno
Chapter 3 part 1
A New Senshi
By Wolfhunter
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"Stupid tomboy." Ranma muttered angrily as he rubbed his sore cheek. Why did she have to get so angy. It wasn't his fault that Shampoo always glomped him, that Ukyo always brings something to eat, or that Kodachi decided to try another one of her schemes. Nope, wasn't his fault, yet she always slapped him, which usually hurt more then her notorious hammer. Today's fight had involved all three, which turned into a three way brawl as Akane dragged him away from while they distracted each other. This, of course led to another arguement which ended in him insulting Akane and she slapping him. Which led him to the roof, brooding over the events over the day.
'I really wish I didn't have to deal with this.' he thought as he stared off into the horizon while the evening sky slowly darkened above him.
Staring out into space, he never noticed a strange bird make his perch at the top of the roof...
----
Somewhere else, not too long ago...
"Now for the test. Tsunami, you must choose your avatar and prove your worth to me as empress of Juraihelm." the old man procreed, completely ignoring his other daughter in the process.
Things have not gone well for Rumia as she had lost to her goody two-shoes sister Tsunami for the kingdom, which she believed was rightfully hers. Having left the room, since she was very annouyed with the celebration, she walked to her quarters.
"Grrr. I can't believe he chose her over me!" she nearly screamed, making her companion jump.
"Well, if you weren't such a..."
"If I weren't such a what?" the should-be queen inquired with a dangerous tone.
"Umm... Nothing." the boy said befor quieting down.
"I will not let that brat of a sister get the throne easily. She has to pass a test. Well then, I'll just have to make the test as hard as I can. Hahahahahahahahahahahahha." Rumia continued to laugh as she turned the corner...
"Whats so funny sister?" to meet Tsunami.
"Ahh, umm. Just a joke little brother just told me." Rumia lied.
"What jo-ack" Ramia coughed as he was elbowed in the stomach.
Tilting her head in confusion, she decided to ask about it later before turning to her sister.
"Well, you're just in time. I'm just about to choose my avatar, and since you're already here, I think you should come and watch." Tsunami smiled.
Flinching at the bright smile, she smiled back and followed her sister.
Entering the room, she noticed the viewing globe was already active.
"So is this your avatar?" Rumia inquired. 'If that is, this'll be easier then I thought.'
"Why yes." Tsunami smiled even brighter, "I was actually planning on getting her today."
Rumia nodded before turning to the globe.
----
"Where the hell am I now!" cried the lost boy before turning a corner... right into the Uuchan's.
"Ran... oh, it's only you." Ukyo/Uuchan stated flatly as she put away her special batch of Okanamiyaki, "Lost again Ryoga?"
"What are you doing in Okinawa?" Ryoga inquired as he adjusted his pack. He fully intended to started his trek towards the Tendo Dojo after he figured out where he was.
"WE're in Nerima." Ukyo sighed, since it would be hopeless to get him on track.
"But I. Nevermind." the boy then turned and left out the door.
*ring*
"Uuchan's," Ukyo said as she picked up her phone, "Uhuh... One Okanamiyaki to be delivered to... uhuh... ok. Be there in fifteen minutes. Thank you."
"Konatsu, could you look after the store while I take this delivery?"
Recieving the nod from him, she took off out the door with the order.
----
Wandering the streets, the lost boy was, well, lost once again. Taking a corner, he stumbled upon a gated mansion.
Shrugging he took a left, only to find himself inside the mansion.
"Hello." A gentle voice called out.
"Ano, could you tell me where the Tendo Dojo is." Ryoga inquired before he set his eyes on a majestic beauty before him, which instantly turned him to mush.
Tsunami raised an eyebrow at the reaction. She knew she was beautiful, but to get this kind of reaction.
"Are you okay?" she spoke as she slowly made her way down to where Ryoga stood stock still.
"I-I-I'm just fine." he stuttered, to which she found cute.
"I guess I can get to the point. I need your help." she started.
"Ummm..."
"In turn I can help solve a little problem of your curse. It won't cure it, but you will no longer turn into that cute little black pigleeeeet." She was caught by surprised as Ryoga seemed to snap out of his trance and glomp her for all that it's worth.
"Yes. I'll do anything that'll keep me from turning into that thing."
At this, Tsunami smiled before distangling herself from Ryoga.
"Ok. All you need is this..." Tsunami quieted down as she explained what needed to be done.
----
Rumia growled as she watched the specticle in front of her. She knew that she had to do something, but what. It would be to difficult to find an avatar so soon. Unless...
She turned and scannned Nerima for a suitble canidate...
----
Nabiki stared as if all reality seemed to have crashed around her as she watched the news report on the television.
["A disturbance rocked the district of Nerima as a man dressed in a robe attacked with these...these... It's just too horible to discribe."] the reporter on the scene spoke out, fear evident in her voice as the camera panned to watch the distruction.
What was shown was... disturbing. There stood, Kuno waving his sword around as he commanded an army of Chibi-Kunos. Every where men and women ran from the maniacle laugh as the army systematically destroy every system that did not run on the Standard System.
["Who will save Nerima from this menace. Wait, a new group has just arrived."] the reporter spoke as she turned to watch the specticle.
["...in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"] cried out a girl among four others in a sailor fuku.
["The fabled Sailor Senshi have arrived."] the reporter continued.
The fight then started, with the Senshi already in jump and scatter mode, having too many targets infront of them.
["Bubble Spray!"] a thick mist clouded the view as various phrases were shouted out.
Shaking her head, Nabiki turned toward the book she was reading, leaving the TV on.
----
Down Town Nerima.
The fight had not gone well for the Senshi. They managed to get nearly a 12 of the hundreds of Kunos in the half an hour, but they were slowly being overwhelmed.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Kuno laughed at the specticle. He was powered by the energy from hell.
"He's too powerful." Moon stated as she picked herself off the ground after being dog piled by a group of Kunos.
Mars and Venus both were taken down toward the beggining of the fight when the horde of Kunos caught them by surprise. Mercury managed to fair somewhat well, since they had determined as a lesser threat. Jupiter was too busy fighting off the others, but she was tiring too.
Moon took a stance and took off her tiara. "Moon Tiara ACTION!" With that, she threw the magically powered tiara like a boomerang towards the laughing Kuno, striking him dead center in the head, and returned to her hand.
Kuno stumbled briefly at the hit, causing a few of the chibi-Kunos to dissapear, and growled. "How dare you strike the mighty Kuno! I, the Lord of Terror, with right this wrong wrought on this person."
Kuno then struck a pose, to which a large boken appeared in his hand, then charged at Sailor Moon with a roar.
Moon caught in indecision just stook still in fear...
---
'I can't believe I'm doing this.'
"Pretty Mutation..."
----
"Sailor Moon, get out of there!" Mercury cried out as she started to run towards Moon intending to knock the girl away before Kuno struck, but got blockaded by the numerous Chibi-Kunos.
----
"...Make..."
----
Kuno grinned at his assured victory as the mightly blade of the Terrible Master bore down on the girl he now knew was called Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon, in fear, rose her arms in order to block Kuno's attack...
----
"...Up!!!"
----
*Crack!!!!!*
"Sailor Moon!!" Mercury cried out, thinking the worst since the Kunos were currently blocker her view of her friend.
*Clatter* went another noise.
Moon, confused as to why nothing hit her arms, peeked out to see that the sword had completely missed somehow.
Kuno, equally confused, stared down at his once mighty blade. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a rather large umbrelle sticking up from the ground. Tracing it's trajectory based on it's angle, he turned toward a nearby building and saw someone.
"Picking on an opponent while they are down is both dishonerable and evil. You are almost as bad as Ranma." the girl growled toward the end.
"Who the hell are you?" Kuno yelled, slightly angered at her comparison to young Saotome.
'I really don't want to do this.'
"For disturbing the peace, and making me have to come out in this. Prepare to DIE!" the girl ran up to Kuno with the oversized wand in her hand before beating down on Kuno. One by one, the Chibi-Kunos dissapeared as he slowly lost power from the beatings.
The beating continued relentlessly before Kuno managed to knock the girl off. Making a hasty retreat, he left one message.
"I will be back. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
After a short period of time, the new girl turned to the now recovered Senshi.
"Are you ok?" the girl inquired.
"Yeah, but who are you?" Moon asked.
"I guess you can call me Ry-yipe!!" The girl jumped as something bit her leg. When she looked down, she noticed a familiar black piglet on the ground glaring up at her.
"Uhh. Magical Girl Pretty Yomiko." 'Yomiko' said and laughed nervously.
On the roof of a nearby buidling, a lone figure stood watching over the recent events with her hair blowing freely in the wind.
Disclaimers: Ranma 1/2, AMG, SM, MGPS, TM, and any other I may mention are not owned by me but their respective companies.
Warning: There is possible OOCness but that is expected in a story that isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
Note: I really wished that FF.net would give better criticism. -_-
Note 2: This is the revised Ch 3. I wasn't too satisfied with the end part of this section of the story so I re-worked it and hopefully it flows a little better then before.
Evil laugher ran through the halls of the newly risen Standard Building in downtown Tokyo, as the moon rose in the night. Of course, very few people actually heard the laughter, except for two people, one of which was standing in the shadows behind the man known as Biff Standard.
Looking over his computer, he watched as the pretty blinking lights indicated the areas that had been Standardized. On the map, most of America had been taken over, the rest being controlled by the majestic Gates and his Microsoft Corperation, but losing ground monthly.
"Within the year, we expect America to be Standardized, completely wiping out Microsoft from the face of the technological world." One of the extras droned out the report that had been written by the numerous speech preparers, all of which have one task, writing perfect speeches which are direct, and informative, yet completely pointless. All adding to the standarized world.
"And what of Japan? What have we taken over so far?" Standard stood and walked over to the window, conveniently overlooking the city and Tokyo Tower. His ambition, of course was the world, yet Japan had resisted all this time, he would make his stand here.
"Well, Kyoto and most of Okinawa* have been standardized." That same extra reported with as much fevor as before.
"Why most of Okinawa?" After all, he couldn't settle for one half-assed.
"There seems to be some resistance to standardization from a small valley home on the outskirts of Okinawa. Apparently, they refuse to use the Standard system. Every attempt to reach the premises was thwarted by some wierd cat like creature and a girl with greenish hair. At the moment we have made little progress in convincing them of converting." The extra finished then took a step back, as if finishing with all the information that he had gotten prepared.
"I may be able to help with that." Came a jovial and, yet, cocky, voice came from the shadows. How that was possible in a fairly well lit room was strange in itself, but it's anime, so anything is possible.
"And you maybe?" The head of Standard Inc. turned to the new arrival.
"I am the Lord of Terror, rising demon of the underworld. You may call me master Kuno." Kuno struck a pose which he was quickly struck by lightning.
Biff sweatdropped as the self proclaimed Lord of Terror picked himself off the ground, his hair standing on end from the sudden shock.
Clearing his throat to start again, Kuno walked up to Biffs desk, being mindful not to go too near any of the windows in the room.
"As I was saying. I think I maybe able to help you." Kuno finished.
"And what you be able to do?" Biff obviously didn't trust this man. After all, what kind of person can be struck by lighting indoors?
"What else. Get rid of your compeditors and help you conquer Japan." Kuno walked walked over the the screen and made a waving motion, activating the it. Biff had to blush at what came up on the screen.
"As you can see. This is only one of many things I can do." Kuno continued without looking at what was on the screen.
"I have no room in my company for perverts." The company head spoke as he turned away from what was on the screen.
"Pervert?" Kuno turned to the screen to see exactly what he put on the screen and sweatdropped. Laughing nervously, he made another waving motion to show what he meant to show. "This was what I meant to show."
Biff stood up and smiled at what he saw on the screen. It was a threat that would turn anyone away from the ucursed Microsoft Corperation.
"Very well, but what is in it for you?" Biff activated the monitor on his desk, ready to set what up what would be needed.
"Nothing really. Just help me take care of a certain mortal." Kuno smiled before walking back towards the shadows.
"Could you take that thing off the screen?" Biff asked a moment later, pointing at the thing showing on the screen.
"Of course." Making another waving motion, Kuno turned walked away as the screen started to fade, hiding the purple figure which previously shown on the screen...
----
The Terrible Master Kuno
Chapter 3 part 1
A New Senshi
By Wolfhunter
----
"Stupid tomboy." Ranma muttered angrily as he rubbed his sore cheek. Why did she have to get so angy. It wasn't his fault that Shampoo always glomped him, that Ukyo always brings something to eat, or that Kodachi decided to try another one of her schemes. Nope, wasn't his fault, yet she always slapped him, which usually hurt more then her notorious hammer. Today's fight had involved all three, which turned into a three way brawl as Akane dragged him away from while they distracted each other. This, of course led to another arguement which ended in him insulting Akane and she slapping him. Which led him to the roof, brooding over the events over the day.
'I really wish I didn't have to deal with this.' he thought as he stared off into the horizon while the evening sky slowly darkened above him.
Staring out into space, he never noticed a strange bird make his perch at the top of the roof...
----
Somewhere else, not too long ago...
"Now for the test. Tsunami, you must choose your avatar and prove your worth to me as empress of Juraihelm." the old man procreed, completely ignoring his other daughter in the process.
Things have not gone well for Rumia as she had lost to her goody two-shoes sister Tsunami for the kingdom, which she believed was rightfully hers. Having left the room, since she was very annouyed with the celebration, she walked to her quarters.
"Grrr. I can't believe he chose her over me!" she nearly screamed, making her companion jump.
"Well, if you weren't such a..."
"If I weren't such a what?" the should-be queen inquired with a dangerous tone.
"Umm... Nothing." the boy said befor quieting down.
"I will not let that brat of a sister get the throne easily. She has to pass a test. Well then, I'll just have to make the test as hard as I can. Hahahahahahahahahahahahha." Rumia continued to laugh as she turned the corner...
"Whats so funny sister?" to meet Tsunami.
"Ahh, umm. Just a joke little brother just told me." Rumia lied.
"What jo-ack" Ramia coughed as he was elbowed in the stomach.
Tilting her head in confusion, she decided to ask about it later before turning to her sister.
"Well, you're just in time. I'm just about to choose my avatar, and since you're already here, I think you should come and watch." Tsunami smiled.
Flinching at the bright smile, she smiled back and followed her sister.
Entering the room, she noticed the viewing globe was already active.
"So is this your avatar?" Rumia inquired. 'If that is, this'll be easier then I thought.'
"Why yes." Tsunami smiled even brighter, "I was actually planning on getting her today."
Rumia nodded before turning to the globe.
----
"Where the hell am I now!" cried the lost boy before turning a corner... right into the Uuchan's.
"Ran... oh, it's only you." Ukyo/Uuchan stated flatly as she put away her special batch of Okanamiyaki, "Lost again Ryoga?"
"What are you doing in Okinawa?" Ryoga inquired as he adjusted his pack. He fully intended to started his trek towards the Tendo Dojo after he figured out where he was.
"WE're in Nerima." Ukyo sighed, since it would be hopeless to get him on track.
"But I. Nevermind." the boy then turned and left out the door.
*ring*
"Uuchan's," Ukyo said as she picked up her phone, "Uhuh... One Okanamiyaki to be delivered to... uhuh... ok. Be there in fifteen minutes. Thank you."
"Konatsu, could you look after the store while I take this delivery?"
Recieving the nod from him, she took off out the door with the order.
----
Wandering the streets, the lost boy was, well, lost once again. Taking a corner, he stumbled upon a gated mansion.
Shrugging he took a left, only to find himself inside the mansion.
"Hello." A gentle voice called out.
"Ano, could you tell me where the Tendo Dojo is." Ryoga inquired before he set his eyes on a majestic beauty before him, which instantly turned him to mush.
Tsunami raised an eyebrow at the reaction. She knew she was beautiful, but to get this kind of reaction.
"Are you okay?" she spoke as she slowly made her way down to where Ryoga stood stock still.
"I-I-I'm just fine." he stuttered, to which she found cute.
"I guess I can get to the point. I need your help." she started.
"Ummm..."
"In turn I can help solve a little problem of your curse. It won't cure it, but you will no longer turn into that cute little black pigleeeeet." She was caught by surprised as Ryoga seemed to snap out of his trance and glomp her for all that it's worth.
"Yes. I'll do anything that'll keep me from turning into that thing."
At this, Tsunami smiled before distangling herself from Ryoga.
"Ok. All you need is this..." Tsunami quieted down as she explained what needed to be done.
----
Rumia growled as she watched the specticle in front of her. She knew that she had to do something, but what. It would be to difficult to find an avatar so soon. Unless...
She turned and scannned Nerima for a suitble canidate...
----
Nabiki stared as if all reality seemed to have crashed around her as she watched the news report on the television.
["A disturbance rocked the district of Nerima as a man dressed in a robe attacked with these...these... It's just too horible to discribe."] the reporter on the scene spoke out, fear evident in her voice as the camera panned to watch the distruction.
What was shown was... disturbing. There stood, Kuno waving his sword around as he commanded an army of Chibi-Kunos. Every where men and women ran from the maniacle laugh as the army systematically destroy every system that did not run on the Standard System.
["Who will save Nerima from this menace. Wait, a new group has just arrived."] the reporter spoke as she turned to watch the specticle.
["...in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"] cried out a girl among four others in a sailor fuku.
["The fabled Sailor Senshi have arrived."] the reporter continued.
The fight then started, with the Senshi already in jump and scatter mode, having too many targets infront of them.
["Bubble Spray!"] a thick mist clouded the view as various phrases were shouted out.
Shaking her head, Nabiki turned toward the book she was reading, leaving the TV on.
----
Down Town Nerima.
The fight had not gone well for the Senshi. They managed to get nearly a 12 of the hundreds of Kunos in the half an hour, but they were slowly being overwhelmed.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Kuno laughed at the specticle. He was powered by the energy from hell.
"He's too powerful." Moon stated as she picked herself off the ground after being dog piled by a group of Kunos.
Mars and Venus both were taken down toward the beggining of the fight when the horde of Kunos caught them by surprise. Mercury managed to fair somewhat well, since they had determined as a lesser threat. Jupiter was too busy fighting off the others, but she was tiring too.
Moon took a stance and took off her tiara. "Moon Tiara ACTION!" With that, she threw the magically powered tiara like a boomerang towards the laughing Kuno, striking him dead center in the head, and returned to her hand.
Kuno stumbled briefly at the hit, causing a few of the chibi-Kunos to dissapear, and growled. "How dare you strike the mighty Kuno! I, the Lord of Terror, with right this wrong wrought on this person."
Kuno then struck a pose, to which a large boken appeared in his hand, then charged at Sailor Moon with a roar.
Moon caught in indecision just stook still in fear...
---
'I can't believe I'm doing this.'
"Pretty Mutation..."
----
"Sailor Moon, get out of there!" Mercury cried out as she started to run towards Moon intending to knock the girl away before Kuno struck, but got blockaded by the numerous Chibi-Kunos.
----
"...Make..."
----
Kuno grinned at his assured victory as the mightly blade of the Terrible Master bore down on the girl he now knew was called Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon, in fear, rose her arms in order to block Kuno's attack...
----
"...Up!!!"
----
*Crack!!!!!*
"Sailor Moon!!" Mercury cried out, thinking the worst since the Kunos were currently blocker her view of her friend.
*Clatter* went another noise.
Moon, confused as to why nothing hit her arms, peeked out to see that the sword had completely missed somehow.
Kuno, equally confused, stared down at his once mighty blade. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a rather large umbrelle sticking up from the ground. Tracing it's trajectory based on it's angle, he turned toward a nearby building and saw someone.
"Picking on an opponent while they are down is both dishonerable and evil. You are almost as bad as Ranma." the girl growled toward the end.
"Who the hell are you?" Kuno yelled, slightly angered at her comparison to young Saotome.
'I really don't want to do this.'
"For disturbing the peace, and making me have to come out in this. Prepare to DIE!" the girl ran up to Kuno with the oversized wand in her hand before beating down on Kuno. One by one, the Chibi-Kunos dissapeared as he slowly lost power from the beatings.
The beating continued relentlessly before Kuno managed to knock the girl off. Making a hasty retreat, he left one message.
"I will be back. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
After a short period of time, the new girl turned to the now recovered Senshi.
"Are you ok?" the girl inquired.
"Yeah, but who are you?" Moon asked.
"I guess you can call me Ry-yipe!!" The girl jumped as something bit her leg. When she looked down, she noticed a familiar black piglet on the ground glaring up at her.
"Uhh. Magical Girl Pretty Yomiko." 'Yomiko' said and laughed nervously.
On the roof of a nearby buidling, a lone figure stood watching over the recent events with her hair blowing freely in the wind.