Therapist: Hello Zell, how are you feeling?
Zell: Scared, and lonely.
Therapist: Why are you scared Zell?
Zell: I was skipping thwoo Garden and I twipped on a stone. I gwazed my knee and peeple laffed at me, so my eyes started leaking. Someone laughed so much that he fell, so I tried to go over to him to see if he was hurt and he poked me in the face. I'm scared.
Therapist: O.K... So, how is your life at Garden?
Zell: I'm bullied
Therapist: Why's that? Do you know?
Zell: They said I was a homosexwal beacause I'm not interested in girls.
Therapist: You're...not interested in girls, at all?
Zell: Nu uh.
Therapist: Fine. Now you must have a place or a thing to do when you feel sad, so nobody can hurt you, am I right?
Zell: Yesh. I like to punch things. When I get hurt too much then I can call on meteors and dolphins and I punch with them. I am good at punching.
Therapist: Isn't that a little farfetched? Fighting with dolphins? Anyway... have you got a special place you like to seek refuge in?
Zell: Yesh. I have a room in my house, but no one can go in there, not even Ma. My room has a bed.
Therapist: Excellent.
Zell: I'm a person!
Therapist: Yes you are Zell, (looks around for means of escape) yes you are."
Zell claps excitedly
Therapist: Now, what we are going to do is take you somewhere safe, where no one will hurt you.
Zell: Will there be food and toysh?
Therapist: Uh... of course. And if you get bored, there a four rubber walls in your own room that you can bounce off of. Now won't that be fun!
Zell: YYYAAAAYYYY!
Two men in White Coats enter and take Zell away.