Imm backk!And thanks for the reviews,and on the couples thing check my profile.It should be up..Same mindlinks,shouldnt be any Japanese in this chappy.and everytime spell check came across Malik it said to change it to milk O.O and you know what?It gave me an idea.Better not tell much so..On with the fic!

We are going WHERE!?!?

Recap:Everyone has finally gotten on Battle Ship,and Mai declared that Malik is only prolonging his death.

"Stop bikering until I tell you what is going on.This isn't a duel monsters tournament,its a survivor tounament,minus the voting off.You have to abide by the rules or you get a warning.The rules are.."

1.no applying makeup.

2. no hair gel.

3.If you annoy the administrator(I,Seto Kaiba)you get a warning.

4.You have to have a roommate!Roommates will be picked after the rules are read.

5.No killing your roommate../glares at Yami Bakura and Yami Malik/Or anyone else for that matter.

5.No one can say the frien word.(note:Friend,Friendship)

6.Rants are under a minute long.

7.No one DARES to enter floors 5 and under.

8.No one is to leave KaibaCorp3(this ship) until the tournament is over.

"Ok.Now the roommates shall be chosen.And the first roommates are.."

2 hours later

Kaiba rocked back and forth in a corner,while Mokuba decided to recap who's everyones partners were

"Ok,now.I'll review who's who's partner,since.."Everyone looks at Kaiba,who muttered something about ravenous Female Ishtars trying to eat him.Malik sweatdropped.

"..since my brother has gone insane."

"toothbrush!toothbrush!"Now everyone looked at Kaiba again,who had started to do a weird ritual around a toothbrush.Again Malik sweatdropped.

"err...heres the room mates.."Mokuba sweatdropped as he stuck a poster on the wall.It read..

1.Malik and Ryou

2.Yami Bakura and Yami Malik

3.Isis and Seto

"NOOO!!"Everyone swiftly turned to see Kaiba,who had been darting after Mokuba,who had apparently stolen the toothbrush Seto was danceing around,fall to the ground and spaz at the menion of his partners name.Isis sweatdropped

"I didnt do that did I?"

Malik simply looked at her,sweatdropped again,and remained silent.

4. Joey and Serenity

5.Duke and Rishid

6.Yugi and Mokuba

7.Mai and Tea

8.Tristan and..

"There is an uneven number,so Tristan will have to be on his own."

"Yay!"

Duke turned to glare at him,scowling

"Lucky.Very very lucky.."

Malik sighed and sneaked behind Ryou,Bakura hissing the entire time.Yami Malik grinned smugly.

"Not very happy about your partner's partner?"

Bakura's eyes darted to the dark entity.
"Your not?"

Yami Malik sighed,and started to leave with a final statement.

"The last time I tryed to stop him I ended up going back to my room carrying more wounds than all the soldiers in all the wars in the world carryed."

Bakura hissed,following his 'partner'.

Kaiba wasn't as insane as he was earlier,and was more strangely silent.

"umm..Kaiba?"Isiswhispered,almost afraid he would have a seizure and kill her.

Kaiba remained silent,but got up and put an uneasy hand on her back.

"Kaiba....?"Isis nearly stutered,causeing Malik to turn around.

Again Kaiba remained silent.But this time he bit Ishizu's neck.

"SETO KAIBA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?!"Isis screamed,making EVERYONE turn around as she lashed out at Kaiba with her feet..

Kaiba landed flat on his back as Isis darted away.

"..She kicks like a mule.."Kaiba uttered before holding his side.

Malik was about to have a concussion he was laughing so hard,Ryou was about to burst out laughing,and Joey grinned goofily.

"At least I can attract women!"

Kaiba glared at him,before getting up,thinking I'm going to get her back for that..Muahahaha!

"I wonder if she'll live the night.."Ryou said worrily,to which Malik replyed through his laughter,

"I would be more worried about Kaiba..Hahahaha....!",and continued to laugh as Ryou lead him to their room.

Everyone soon disipated to their rooms,and in the rooms,to everyones dismay..

Yami Malik and Yami Bakura's room

"THERE'S ONLY ONE BED?!?"Both cried,looking at each other.

"I for sure am not sleeping on the floor.Down rabbit hair!"Yami Malik growled.

"Rabbit hair!?At least I dont look like a demented porcipine!And no way am I sleeping on the floor,or sleeping in the same bed with you!"Bakura cried,snarling.

But Yami Malik had already lept into the bed,and snuggled deep into the blankets.

"Oh no you don't!" Bakura nearly sneezed,nearly screamed.He lunged at the bed heroicly,insert dorky hero music hereand..

fell flat on his face.

Yami Malik nearly died laughing at the unfortunate ancient spirit,who had tryed to hit where he thought Yami Malik's legs were,and missed.

Bakura hissed as he raised his head from the bed and grabbed Yami Malik's side,whipping him over.

Yami Malik looked up at the tomb robber innocently,his eyes wide and chibi-like to the fullest of his extent.

"You wouldn't hurt ME would you?"He sniffed,raising his shoulder to neck and trying his best to look cute and..chibi-like.

Bakura hiss-sneezed again,pushing the hate-entity out of the bed and laying down in his place.

Yami Malik sniffed and tryed to climb back into the bed,but Yami Bakura would put his hand on the trying to act cute so I can sleep comfortably

"Only if you say,do,or touch."Bakura .

"Well...I GUESS i'll let you sleep here.."

Yami Malik smiled to his cutest extent,which,wasn't very cute as he crawled in the bed.

"On one term."Bakura smirked again,knowing Yami Malik would leave after this.

"What term?"Yami Malik growled.

"The term that you have to sit still through anything I put you through."
Yami Malik's eyes widened for a moment,before smirking."Fine,fine."He sighed,laying down on his stomach next to Bakura.

Ryou and Malik's room

"Malik?"Ryou whispered,sitting up and throwing his legs over the side of their bed.A worried expression crossed his face.

"Hmm?"Malik hummed,flickering one of his lavender eyes open.Catching sight of a distressed Ryou,he sat up,pushing against the smaller hikari.

"I'm worried about why Kaiba invited everyone here.."Ryou whispered,rubbing Malik's ears.

"don't worry about him.He's probably after revenge for Yugi beating him../counts/33 times."The blonde Egyptian explained,purring as he gently pushed Ryou into a laying position.He found it easyer to protect the younger one that way.

"Are you ok with us sleeping in the same bed?"Malik whispered,temporarly stopping purring.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

Malik soon resumed purring as he fell asleep next to Ryou.Ryou sighed happily,looking at the taller boy next to him.Malik was like a guardian to him.Not like a parent-guardian,but a guardian as in someone who protects you.Exept he was friendlier.Ryou's vision blurred slightly,before the soothing condition known as sleep took him.

Ishizu's and Kaiba's room

Ishizu pressed her self against the wall,looking intently at Kaiba,who stared intently back.Kaiba,who had apparently drunk the tea that SOMEONE had dumped a full bag of sugar into,had finally settled down.

Not that it was a good thing.

The two's sea blue eyes looked into the other.Kaiba's eyes said "MOVE IT!" and Ishizu's said"No."

After about 30minutes of this Kaiba finally got his wits up and grabbed Ishizu's arms and moved her out of the bed none to gently."I told you to move,Ishtar,but since you didnt listen..

"...."

A dead silence followed after this.

"what?"Ishizu whispered as Kaiba slowly backed away from the black haired Egyptian.

"I told you to move,but you didn't listen."Kaiba regained his courage and replyed defiantly,staring into the dark sea blue eyes of his 'opponent'.

Ishizu hissed and pounced at Kaiba,having had enough of his arrogance.Her eyes seemed to glow red for a fraction of a second,but soon disappered as she rammed the wall.She growled slightly,not knowing what had come over her for that one second..

Kaiba smirked smugly and leaned back in the pillow."I SUPPOSE I could let you sleep in this bed..."but Ishizu stayed silent,waiting to hear about a catch."but there's one catch."Ishizu smiled mentally,

Ishizu's POV

So predictable.I didn't even need the tauk..

Wait,what am I thinking?I must have been around my brother too much..

End Ishizu's POV

Ishizu shook her head rapidly,as if comeing out of a trance.Kaiba was still smirking,obveously(or maybe not) trying to think of the worst catch possible.Ishizu sighed,preparing for the worst.Kaiba's eyes finally opened,as he did his trademark 'I won' smirk.

"You have to not speak for the rest of the night."

Ishizu nearly fell off of the side of the bed,"AFTER ALL THIS TIME THATS ALL YOU COULD THINK OF!?"She wanted to scream,but she managed to stuff it away in the deepest bowels of her mind.Her very deep and bowely mind.

She shrugged,not showing any care or emotion.The jet black haired woman climbed into the bed,lept under the covers and was asleep in a flash.

Kaiba simply stared.She was acting...

..stranger than usual.

He suddenly got a flash of that thing that was once Marik's Yami...

..during Battle City...

It's eyes were cruel and malaious,his fingers ever drifting to the dagger hidden in the Millenium item it possessed.The hate of a young boy's hair had been just as pointy as the dagger,but it didn't attack with its hair.The creature attacked with one the dagger,and two shadow games.That ended up with someone spending an eternity of their life,never dieing,in a realm of nothingness.Even the bravest soon succumbed to the shadows,either that or went insane and killed themselves.People could be rescued,but not if they commited suicide..

..they wouldnt die,but become unreachable by the outside world,unrescueable..

Kaiba shivered,remembering the swirling,billowing clouds of the shadow realm for the time he was there.He remembered how he had failed Mokuba in Duelist Kingdom..

The brown haired CEO of Kaibacorp shook his head,refuseign to remember this things,and slowly fell asleep,nightmares of losing to Yugi again haunting him.

Rishid and Duke's room

Duke stared at the opposite end of the bed,his emerald green eyes focused intently.

Rishid was staring at his opposite end of the bed,where Duke was sitting,his golden eyes focused as well.

They stared at each other intently,on what they were trying to accomplish is still a mystery.

Finally Rishid fell forward,eyes closed,snoring.

"EURIKA!"Duke shouted,suprisingly not wakeing Rishid up."HYPNOSIS DOES EXIST!"He cried,and fell forward as well,in the same position as Rishid,snoring.

Tristan's room

The unicorn horned for hair teenager was snoring uproarously,but even his snoring was drounded out by..

Joey and Serenity's room

..Joey's snoring.His snoring was equivalent(equal) to,or probably louder than,a herd of running elephants.

And yet Serenity slept soundly.

Yugi and Mokuba's room

Both spikey haired children sized boys where either sprawled out all over the bed (Mokuba) or curled up (Yugi),but both were safely in bed without touching each other.

In the dark crevaces of someones mind

A dark voice hissed in its soul room,a dark shadow sitting in the shadow realm,the thing's voice echoing.'Finally after all these years I'm going to be released..'It laughed sadisticly as it disappeared into the shadows...