And now here is Chapter 2!

First off, I've gotten myself another writing job- I am now (hopefully) the Episode Transcripter for the DPOF Picture Archive (my name there is DannyImmortal)! This will take up quite a bit of my time, so chapters may come a bit slower. Sorry!

Oh, I checked my email yesterday, and it turns out TWO people tried to do the anagram, and they got it right! These people are superdork and Rakahn (Rachel-Ember). CONGRATS!

Rainstrom Amaya: Okay!

Velvet Panther: Of course I saw it! It was AWESOME!

Purple Ghost Sausage: I'm confused too.

cakreut12: See answer for Velvet Panther's review.

dArkliTe-sPirit: Yeah, it is wierd.

superdork398: Yeah, I understood. That's a really good idea!

Green Phantom Queen: Yes, I got it from Chamber of Secrets. I was actually surprised when I found a name that fit the anagram AND made sense.

wally's girlfriend: Okay!

Timmy: Okay!

Chapter 2:Various Tasks of Explanation

Danny was the first to clamp his jaw shut. "But-Your program! Shouldn't it have pointed to you?"

"That?" She giggled a little. "That was my screensaver!" She opened up her GameComp and set up her screensaver. Up close, it was perfectly obvious that is was a poorly edited version of Flying Through Space.

"But-why didn't you tell us? I mean- that you were the Guardian?" Timmy said.

"First off," Susan said, "It's fun messin with people. Second, security issues."

"Eh?"

"I wasn't allowed! All these people think it's THEIR JOB to tell me what to do. I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" She grabbed Cosmo and yelled in his face. He clearly enjoyed it.

"And what's that?"

"To keep the forces of the universe from killing each other!"

Everyone stared. "And exactly how old are you?" Sam said, raising an eyebrow.

"It's pretty easy. The forces of the universe don't kill each other that often. And yet-" She sighed. "Not often is right now. In the immortal words of some dude from Star Wars, I sense a disturbance in the Force. Of course, there's no such thing as the Force- or IS THERE?- I just like saying that. but there is a disturbance. That's why you were all called."

She did one of those rotating point things. "All of you were hand-selected by out agents as perfect for this mission. Danny because of his powers- yes, I know about them," She said, noticing Danny's surprised look, "Sam for her...uhh...capability, yeah that's it, Tucker for...uhh, insurace reasons, Timmy for his fairies, Cosmo and Wanda for obvious reasons, Jimmy because he's one of my agents-"

"I KNEW IT!" Timmy said, pointing at Jimmy. "You WERE with her! Why didn't you tell us? And...don't say insurance reasons."

"Actually, it was surance reasons," Jimmy said. "We wanted you to be sure about what you were doing, and telling you nothing seemed to work."

"No it didn't!"

"You're alive, aren't you? Now, let Susan talk."

"Thanks, Jimmy," Susan said. "I wasn't able to finish. And Spongebob because...I dunno, Bikini Bottom seemed like the best place to meet you. Neat, huh?" She smiled.

Danny blinked. "Yeah, neat...but what's the point of it all?"

"To stop this thing, duh! Besides, I wanted to meet you guys. I've been watching you through security cameras-"

"Watching us?"

"Don't worry, I turned em off at moments. Anyway, you guys are pretty cool. But, as of now, you are incomplete. We have more people to get in another universe."

"Well, let's go!" Tucker said.

"Hold up, soldier!" Susan said. "Two things. One, you're not going till tomorrow. Two, some of you will not be going."

"Why not?"

"Because the writer can't work with that many characters fairly."

"Uhh...writer?" Everyone's eyes twitched.

"Forget it! I give you a truthful answer...jeez. Anyway, many of you will not get to see this universe. In fact, one person may have to go alone. I've decided on Danny, but really, if you don't want to go..."

Danny was confused. "I'd like to," He said, "But..."

Sam stepped him. "If he's going, I'm going!" She demanded.

"Okay, you can go. But be responsible!" She giggled.

"Oh ho ho, very funny." Danny was deadbeat.

Suddenly, Tucker stepped in. "I'll make sure they're responsible."

"Thanks, Tuc-"

Timmy stepped in. "Can I go?"

"Yes..." She was clearly getting annoyed.

Cosmo and Wanda flew over. "We can't leave Timmy!" Wanda said.

"ALL RIGHT!" The force of Susan's yell blew back everyone's hair. "YOU CAN GO-BUT NOBODY ELSE! Grr... Okay! Wow, is it ten already? Okay, goodnight!" She shut the light and left the room, leaving everyone blinking.

And the last chapter of the book, in fact, is the next one. It's a short book :) -SP