Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but I will shortly after this scheme! Muahaha!
Dragonfly: "I'll get you, Inuyasha!"
-throws net over Inuyasha-
Dragonfly (peeking under the net): "Hey, you're not Inuyasha! You're that freaky Trix rabbit dude!"
freaky Trix rabbit dude: "And you're that scary author girl who writes odd stories about Inuyasha! Damn you. Now I missed my chance to steal Trix Yogurt."
Dragonfly (a.k.a. scary author girl who writes odd stories about Inuyasha): "Ha! I finally get to say that really funny line from your commercials: Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids! Anyway, you made me miss my chance to get Inuyasha."
freaky Trix rabbit dude who's real name is Lucifer: "Silly author. Inuyasha is for…um, nevermind."

Chappie 3 – The Way to Remove the Spell

"The spell ye have befallen is from a demon named Yaku, who likes to play tricks of many sorts on people," Kaede explained.

Inuyasha growled. "What exactly does this crummy spell do?"

Kaede sighed. "It does the worst possible thing for ye…it makes ye tell the truth of any question ye are asked."

Upon hearing this, Shippo grinned evilly. He was thinking of only one word: blackmail. Sango and Miroku found it rather funny, and Kagome was surprised. Inuyasha wouldn't admit it, but he was horrified. Telling the truth was the worst possible thing for him. He was doomed. –dun dun duuuuuun-

"The spell can only be removed if ye kill the one who placed the curse upon ye," Kaede said. "That means that ye must kill Yaku or face the truth forever."

For the first time after finding out he was cursed, Inuyasha sniggered. "All I have to do is find this Yaku person and kill her? That'll be easy! Why didn't you say that earlier, you old hag?"

Kaede sighed again.

A little later, after Kaede had gone out to do some official priestess business or something, everyone was eager to test Yaku's spell on Inuyasha. Poor Inuyasha.

"So…um, Inuyasha…" Kagome said weakly.

She found herself tempted to ask who Inuyasha liked more: Kikyo or herself. But she changed her mind and decided that she shouldn't take advantage of him like that. Boy, was she tempted, though!

Shippo was even more tempted than Kagome to get some embarrassing stuff about Inuyasha revealed. He wanted to get revenge for every time he was conked on the head or made fun of by Inuyasha. This was his perfect chance, as he saw it.

"Hey, Inuyasha," he said, smirking, "what color underwear do you wear?"

Inuyasha gave him a dirty look and was about to reply by hitting Shippo on the head, but the spell wouldn't allow that. He had to answer the question—and honestly.

"Blue mostly," he responded, completely against his own will.

Shippo began laughing. Kagome, Sango, and Miroku had to stifle their laughter. They didn't want to get on Inuyasha's bad side.

Inuyasha prepared to thwack Shippo over the head with his hands. "Why you little—"

"Inuyasha, don't hit him! Sit!" Kagome ordered.

As expected, there was a loud BAM! as Inuyasha hit the ground. Inuyasha issued a few complaints over what had just happened.

"What was that for, Kagome? The little brat just asked me—"

"Hey, Inuyasha. Do you know who got into the Kibbles 'n Bits at the grocery store that one time?" Kagome interrupted.

Inuyasha was about to respond by saying, I all ready told you, I have no idea. I don't even know what Kibbles 'n Bits are! But of course, he had to tell the truth of the matter, and frankly, what he wanted to say wasn't the truth.

"I did. They tasted good," Inuyasha answered monotonously.

"Mm-hm. I thought so," Kagome raised an eyebrow.

She had changed her mind about asking the "Kikyo/Kagome" question, but that didn't mean she couldn't take advantage of the situation in other ways. After all, why shouldn't she? It was the perfect opportunity.

Inuyasha became rather cross. "Let's get going. I want to look for Yaku."

As they were about to leave, though, Kaede came to them. "Wait, Inuyasha! Kagome! I have something I have forgotten to tell ye!"

They stopped to hear the old woman speak.

"Inuyasha, there is another way to break the spell. It is much easier."

"Spill it. What is it?"

"Well, all ye must do is tell the truth of your deepest secret without the spell forcing ye to do it."

Inuyasha snorted. "Like that'll ever happen. Let's start looking for Yaku now."

"Yes," said Miroku. "I got some information from the villagers. They said that they heard of a Yaku living somewhere in the forests north of here."

So they set off on their journey to find the mischievous demon and break the spell, although Inuyasha (the unfortunate victim) was the only on who really wanted the spell gone. The others rather liked it.


A/n: Whew. Another chapter finished. I can't wait to have the characters ask Inuyasha more funny stuff about himself. Man, if Koga ever found out about the spell on Inuyasha…

Inuyasha: "You are a cruel author."
Dragonfly: "I know! My next fan fic is gonna be just as cruel, too! As soon as I type it up, anyway…"
Kagome: "What is it about?"
Dragonfly: "Here's a quick description of it: Inuyasha's really in for it this time! A spell has split him into six Inuyashas with different personalities: his normal personality, angry, sad/crybaby, happy, cowardly, and my personal favorite—perverted. Hee, hee. I seem to like putting spells on Inuyasha a lot."
freaky Trix rabbit dude: "Can someone please get me outta this net?"