Ahhh… lets see…. Well here I finally am… … but you know, I'm kind of nervous. The first story I'm gonna put out is just a fun little chibi skit… that isn't really chibi. My hearts pounding even as I'm writing this. I've reviewed a lot of people and I'm ready to take the heat myself…. And I want you all to be HONEST. If you think my work sucks, tell me….now before I have a heart attack and keel over, I want you to know that this is not my best work. As the self proclaimed best rper of all time, I also have a great skill for writing on my own XD aha..ha…haha well, you be the judge. This is just in the style of those funny dialog rps I used to do with Sushi. …It's not supposed to make sense or be in character...that's why it's funny.. So live with it or whatever. Yay. Oh and I also do not know how to properly alternate 'de gozaru' with 'de gozaru yo' …. just a warning. and there are faces in there so please don't kill me staff. This one is just for fun.

Disclaimer: ok geniuses, I'm not Watsuki-sama so I don't own the characters but if you didn't know that already there's no hope for you.. I'm only doing this cause I think it's required by law… but I mean really.. This is FAN FICTION .net….. Notice the FAN FICTION in there… as in it's done by a FAN and is not a legitimate story plot… Iluv you Watsuki-sama, YOU'RE BRILLIANT! He's brilliant.

Kitty (that's meeee people): you know this one time I was playing scrabble with Sushi and she spelled "oro" so we gave her 2000 points… so she won… I mean COME ON! Oro…. She put ORO on the scrabble board!

Mimi: yes, yes Brilliant. Btw people, this is mostly inside jokes anyway

Sushi: I WON! Ok Kitty, STORY! DO THE DEW!

Kitty yes ma'am :D ok here's the story-like thing peoples!
one last thing.. teh format got messed up so.. live with it

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Kenshin: -sitting at edge of pond- Kaoru-dono…. Sessha thinks that maybe…this time you should keep your head above the water, ne? xU

Kaoru: -taking shirt off over head- (she's wearing the bathing suit underneath, yeesh) Kenshin, I came out here to go swimming, and that's what I'm going to do, so just…..-

Kenshin:… O.Ox? H-hai…?

Kaoru: SHUT UP !

Kenshin: ororooo… d-demo.. Kaoru-dono, if you go underwater then-

Kaoru: and I DO NOT want to hear that story about the birds again! I've-!

Kenshin: -interrupts- d-demo, Kaoru-dono! It's true ,de gozaru yo!

Kaoru: -- I don't wanna HEAR it. I'm going in.

Kenshin: w-WAIT! oOxU

Kaoru: What is it now?
Kenshin: a-ano….um……..I love you xUUU!

Kaoru: …… o/o w-well I-… ARG! That's not gonna work !

Kenshin:,--, I'm doomed…

Kaoru: -jumps underwater- gnnn…..I can't belive him sometimes… I mean, how ridiculous is that story? Honestly… it's not like every time my head is submerged in water-

Kenshin: Oox OROROROROOO! -flock of birds completely covers the sky- biiiiiiiiiiiirds! xU covers head NOOOOUUU! Make it stop make it stop oOxU

Kaoru: -pops head out of water- ANE! What's the matter?

Kenshin: a-a-a-ano… the birds they oox… -looks up to completely clear sky- …n-nothing, Kaoru-dono... E-everything is fine de gozaru…

Kaoru: …then stop screaming!- goes back underwater birds cover the sky again-

Kenshin: oox orororoooororoo -sniffle-

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ac: AHA! The sad part is it's based on a true story.

Sushi: really! It happened!

Kitty: yeah I looked up while I was still underwater that one time. Creepy. Hoped you liked the mayhem!