"Why are you so mean ?" -(English v.)

() Rating : PG-13 (T) for language and YAOI (boy love).

() Pairing(s) : Sanzo X Goku ,Gojyo X Hakkai

() Author : Paisley (((Neo SHINIGAMI)))

()Before you read let me bore you with this Author's Note:

This is my first Saiyuki story and I might continue it someday when I have another dream/chapter of it.

I picked Sanzo and Goku for the couple in this fic for a lot of reasons,but I'll name one:THEY ARE MY FAVORITE/BEST COUPLE IN SAIYUKI! Who's with me! dances

And why the Gojyo/Hakkai? I don't know... It just seemed to work. Plus,my mom really wants Gojyo and Hakkai together (She's starting to rub off on me)...

Anyway,before I go into one of my fan-girl-episodes,let me apologize for any spelling errors and any other errors now (gimme a break,I'm just 14 and I have a bad grasp of the English language.) :(

And I'd like to apologize for how crappy this storyline is.(It came to me in a dream,so I'm just typing what remember and what I dreampt about). It's kinda like watching a episode,but you are the director. That's how I write my fanfics;I just dream it up and put it on paper...

And if you are reading this right now,you're bored enough as it is,so I'll shut up.

Please,tell me what you think of this fic! Good or bad.

Thank you very much!

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"Why are you so mean ?"

"Sanzo?",drawled Goku,"Are we there yet?"

"Of course not,baka ape!",Sanzo replied in one of his coldest tones. He pulled out his fan and whipped Goku.

They all were stuck in that jeep for over 9 hours and starting to get cranky to say the least. Yep. All 4 of them; Sanzo, Goku,

Hakkai, and Gojyo.

"Don't call me an ape! Why are you always so mean?",asked the poor monkey as he nursed the big lump on his head.

"Heh.",was all the blonde man replied. There had been a whole lot of tension between Goku and Sanzo lately. A lot of unexplained tension...

"Now,now.",soothed Hakkai,"Maybe you both should take a little nap like Gojyo is doing. By the time you wake up we should be there. Goodnight."

"Okay,Hakkai.",Goku cuddled up to the back seat and yawned.

Sanzo just sat there with his eyes wide open and a face that made it seem like he was thinking hard.

"Sanzo? What's wrong?",Hakkai asked,concerned,"You've been acting weird lately. What are thinking about?"

"Hn. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.",Sanzo replied,then shifted himself to his side,not facing Hakkai.

"So,you are going to sleep after all?",Hakkai turned to the road with a smile,"Good. You can tell everyone later what it is you're thinking about,then."

"No.",Sanzo said to him matter-of-factly,"I'm going to tell you. Just you. Understand?"

"No one else."

"No one else?"

Sanzo quickly pulled out his gun and aimed it Hakkai,"NO ONE ELSE!"

"Okay,okay.",Hakkai tried to smile but it came out wrong,"I promise this will just be between the two of us."

"Good.",Sanzo put his gun away.

"I won't tell Goku.",the brown haired man said,teasingly.

Sanzo nearly snapped his neck quickly turning to Hakkai with wide eyes,"What!" Then,Sanzo hastily turned around to the back seat to check if Goku or Gojyo were awake.

"Heh,heh... You thought nobody would notice your strange behavior?",Hakkai smiled wide,"Like when you yell at Goku all the time for silly things. Or the time you threw his sleeping-bag over a cliff,never told anyone you did,and refused to buy him another one because it would cost too much and it was his fault for being irresponsable. He ended up sleeping next to you to keep warm,but the weird thing was that you insisted it."

"...",Sanzo sat there with a look to kill and his fist clenched,"Okay."

"And let's not forget the time you told him he smelt of 'monkey butt' and he got so mad he took a long shower in a water-hole."

"Alright already."

"I'd bet the whole time he was taking that shower you weren't just taking a walk." Hakkai started to giggle,"That would explain why you came back all flushed,right after Goku had."

"Enough!"

"Oh,and let's not forget the incident with the strawberrys and the beer! That just gave it away! Remember? You-"

"I GET THE POINT,DAMN IT!",Sanzo interupted Hakkai then pulled out both his gun and his fan."Now,if you don't want to die,you'll shut up about it and help me!"

"Alright,alright," Hakkai said nervously,"Now,put away your weapons and tell me what's wrong. I can help."

Sanzo looked behind him to make sure there would be no unwanted listeners,then took a deep breath,"Fine. I think I might have a attraction to Goku. I know it's sick,but I can't seem to help it..." Sanzo fell silent.

"Ha. I already figured out that part." Hakkai couldn't help but smile softly,"What kind of attraction do you think you have towards him?"

"I-I am not sure..."

"Is it sexual ?"

"I'm not sure."

"Emotional ?"

"I'm not sure."

"Hmmm...How about-"

"I DON'T KNOW,DAMNIT!" Sanzo had just about had it.

"Okay,okay. Well,at least you know how he feels about you,right?"

"...No.",Sanzo said flatly.

"What! You have not told him yet!"

"Well,why in the hell did you think I only wanted to talk to you about this?"

"Fine. Just tell him when he wakes up... You are sure about this,right?"

Sanzo went red,"Yeah,pretty sure..."

"Well,by the way you're blushing right now,I'd guess you have a major crush on Goku...heehee.."

"Do you want to die?"

"S-Sanzo,maybe you should tell him now. We're here."

Hakkai had just parked in a spot next to a hotel where they were to stay for a while.

"I suppose we should wake them up now.",Hakkai pointed to the two boys sleeping in the back.

"Hn. I'm going out.",Sanzo got out of the jeep,"I'll be back for food at sunfall. Don't wait up."

"Okay,Sanzo.",Hakkai stepped out the jeep too,walking over to their sleeping friends,"I guess you want to think of the right words to say to Goku when you take him in your arms tonight-"

"Shut up!",Sanzo was just about to walk away when Goku woke up.

"What's with all the yelling? Oh,hey Sanzo! Where are you going? Don't you want to eat? You must be kinda hungry now,right?"

Sanzo went red again. He didn't turn around,but answered with a,"Fine."

Goku jumped out of the jeep and walked toward the blonde man,"Okay. C'mon Sanzo. Let's eat some meat buns!"

Sanzo stood there for a while,breathing hard,"Goku,just wait up for me,okay? I'll be there soon."

"Sure thing,Sanzo! I'll wait for you as long as it takes!",Goku said cheerfully to the priest,then turned to the others,"Make sure to save some food for Sanzo, ne?"

Hakkai stood there with a amused look,watching Sanzo blush even more,then turned to Goku,"Of course."

The monkey cheered and danced all the way into the hotel,"Let's eat!"

Gojyo yawned as Hakkai tried to ease him out of his slumber,rubbing a hand on the kappa's shoulder,gently.

"Gojyo...wake up,now. We are here...," Hakkai sounded as sweet as ever.

Gojyo stirred,"Hm?"

"It's time to get up..." Hakkai announced again.

"Oh..."

Goku popped his head out of the main entrance of the hotel to see what the hold-up was,"Hey,guys! C'mon!"

"Heh...Let's go,minna-san," Hakkai helped the red-haired kappa out of the jeep,"Goku's getting tired of waiting.."

Sanzo caught on to the look Cho Hakkai gave him as he said that last line,"Hm..."

As soon as the water sprite dragged himself out of the jeep, it gave off a bright,white light and, a second later, the automobile was gone. Replacing it was a small,white dragon.

"Kyuuuuuuuu," the little dragon flew to Hakkai, landing in his arms, resting from the long journey.

"So,let's get goin'," the sexy kappa shouted,"I'm not Goku or anything, but I sure am hungry!"

Gojyo gave Hakkai a look that Sanzo couldn't quite place, then ran after Goku.

Owari (To be continued in Chapter 2)