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Previously on Stargate SG-1
"You don't like donuts though!" they said simultaneously.
"I don't?"
"No!"
She shrugged. "I do now!" she said taking a big bite.
"TEAL'C!" They both whined
And now the continuation...
"O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, what concerns you?"
"You let Sam have a donut!" Jack cried "And made me, a tween, eat OATMEAL!"
"Major Carter ate her oatmeal without complaint. I merely rewarded her."
"If you had told me that..." Jack began.
"I rewarded her."
"But-"
"Finish your oatmeal," Teal'c said firmly.
The two boys glared at him and shoveled oatmeal into their mouths.
"I'm done!"
"You may not have one."
"Ahh, come on."
Teal'c merely stared at him calmly.
Jack stared at him. Suddenly, his manner changed. "FINE!" He yelled, storming out of the room.
"Gross, this is way too many calories," Carter cried, throwing the remainder of her donut in the trash.
Daniel defiantly marched over, grabbed a cup of coffee, and then scurried out of the room.
Teal'c, resigned, followed the three out of the room.
"Again?" Janet asked as he entered, dragging the reluctant adults in .
"Their behavior reminds me much of Cassandra's during her imprisonment here."
"They are acting like fifteen year olds?"
He nodded.
"More tests," She said amid the groans.
"We are out of options, sir."
"I can't risk another team, Doctor."
She was silent for a moment. "Let Teal'c take them, sir."
He sighed. "Very well, Doctor."
"Chevron 7 locked!"
The adults ducked as the whoosh shot out.
"SG-1. you have a go!"
"I don't want too!" Daniel said crossing his arms.
Teal'c slung him over his shoulder as he ushered the other two up the ramp.
"Teal'c, take care of them."
Teal'c nodded and stepped through.
On the other side, they stepped into what looked like a lab.
"Whoa!" Carter said awed.
"There's nothing 'cool' here so what's the deal?" Jack snapped.
Teal'c released Daniel. "Behave, Daniel Jackson."
"I'm not five!"
"Remain here until my return," He ordered.
"And if we don't?" Sam asked saucily.
"You will regret it."
"Whatever," She said plopping in one of the corners and pulling out a pocket sized book.
20 minutes later…
"Jaffa!"
Teal'c spun around to see three men dressed all in white standing there.
"Who are you?" He demanded.
"It's the same one- 29876." One of the men said, scrutinizing him carefully.
"Teal'c is what they call him," the second man reminded him.
"Tell me, did your comrades return?" the third one asked.
"They did not." He lied.
"What a pity!" The first one cried.
"Did the experiment work?" the third one asked eagerly.
Teal'c looked at him, puzzled.
"We injected you with Tryam. It should have reduced you to a childlike state. Did it not succeed?"
"It did."
"Fascinating!"
"Undo what you have done to my friends."
They looked at him "Why?" they asked simultaneously "Are they not more useful as children?" one of them asked.
"No."
"Dear me, this is MOST unusual..." 'Three' mused. "We have always found that children suited us better."
"How so?" Teal'c asked.
"We observe their behavior. We place them in controlled environments and do a variety of experiments."
"Is this not immoral?"
They looked shocked "No!" 'One' protested, "We keep them only a few days then return them!"
"Undo what you have done to my friends," He ordered again.
"Dear me, we've never had unwilling subjects," 'Two' said.
The three men shrugged in unison. "Bring them here and we will fix them," they said beaming.
Try as he might, Teal'c could detect no ulterior motive. "I have brought them with me."
They beamed. "Bring them here."
Back by the Stargate
Sam threw her book across the room. "That was boring, Daniel."
"Is that the Russian and Egyptian handbook I gave you two years ago?"
"Yeah."
He rescued it. "It is NOT boring," He said turning away and scanning the pages eagerly.
Jack wandered over next to Carter. "So, what are we going to do?" He asked nibbling on her ear.
"I've got some ideas," She said kissing him.
Teal'c hurried into the room he had left his comrades in, to face a sight he had seen only the day before.
Jack was on top of Sam, both were making moaning noises, and doing things that would have them court-martialled, had they been on Earth
"O'NEILL!" he thundered
I'm bringing this to a close as I have another kid story I want to post.. it's hilarious! ahem, anyways... PLEASE review!