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Previously on Stargate SG-1
Teal'c hurried into the room he had left his comrades in to face a sight he had seen only the day before.
Jack was on top of Sam, both were making moaning noises, and doing things that would have them court-martialled, had they been on Earth
"O'NEILL!" He thundered.
And now the continuation...
Jack pulled away. "What's up, big man?"
"You know that that is forbidden on your world!" He said scoldingly.
"Is not! Kids make out all the time," Sam said earnestly.
"Daniel Jackson?" he called not seeing the boy. No answer. "Daniel Jackson!"
There was a rustling sound and a tousled head popped up. "Hey!"
"What are you doing, Daniel Jackson?"
"Reading."
"Why did you not inform me of your friends conduct?"
Daniel looked confused. "What? I uh- I was reading! What'd they do?"
"Come with me," He ordered.
The three adults reluctantly followed him.
"Oh, there they are!" The doctors squealed.
"Uh, who are you?" Jack demanded.
The doctors looked disappointed. "You don't remember us?" They asked, pointing to Sam.
She shook her head.
"Dear me," one of them said sadly. "And you said we were so cute and harmless."
"Let's not go into the past," 'One' said reprovingly. "We must oblige the Jaffa and 'undo' them."
"Prepare the shots!" 'Two' sang out.
"Shots?" the three humans of SG-1 asked.
"Yes, indeed!"
They screamed and scattered.
"See, it triggers a memory of when they were five, fascinating isn't it?" ''Three' said bringing three syringes over.
Teal'c gave the man an annoyed look and went to bring the 'kids' back.
15 minutes later…
They sat whimpering on the table as the three Doctor's prepared them for 'normalness'.
"One, two, three," one of the Doctors called as they injected the purplish liquid into SG-1's bodies.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" They screamed.
"The effect is not instantaneous," One doctor assured Teal'c. "It will take a few hours."
"I thank you."
They grinned at him. "Why was the experiment not a success on you?" 'Three' asked.
"I believe my symbiote was protecting me."
"Fascinating!" 'Two' said. "Might we have it?"
"If I was to give it to you, I would die/"
They drew back. "By all means keep it!" 'Two' said.
"Farewell," Teal'c called.
"Bye Jaffa! Bye Children!" they called waving. Once out of sight, they turned to each other. "They were so nice," 'One' said with a sigh.
"And such good specimens! "Three' muttered.
"Perhaps they will come and visit!" 'Two' said hopefully.
And chatting together, they turned and began working on their experiments once again.
"How did it go?"
Teal'c released Sam and Jack. "It was a success."
General Hammond eyed the adults. "They look the same."
"It will take a few hours before it will become effective, until this time, I believe it would be best to separate them."
"Why is that?"
"I will inform you later, if I may, General."
He nodded. "Take them to the infirmary."
2 hours later...
"Teal'c, let me out!"
Teal'c opened the peephole. "Major Carter?"
Through it, he could see her blush. "Yes, can you let me out?"
"How can I be certain you are well again?"
She sighed, "I'm fine!"
"Do you recall your previous incidents?"
She hesitated. "No," She said finally.
"I shall summon the doctor."
She nodded and watched him leave.
15 minutes later...
"They're fine, sir."
General Hammond smiled. "Good," he said turning to them. "I have to-"
"OFF WORLD ACTIVATION!" a voice yelled as sirens went off.
They all ran into the control room.
"Who is it?"
Walter was frowning at the screen. "It's SG-1's IDC, sir."
"Uhh.. Hello." Jack said.
"Perhaps the Doctors are trying to see if their experiment has worked," Teal'c suggested.
"Open the iris."
With that, it spun opened and three figures walked through.
"Greetings!" They called enthusiastically.
General Hammond stared at them as they made their way down the ramp. "Do we need to call security?" he asked in a low voice.
"No, General! We are quite harmless!" They said beaming.
"Wow, they have... good hearing," Sam remarked.
"Thank you, 257505, aka Sammie poo!" 'Two' called.
"SAMMIE-POO?" Jack questioned.
She winced. "My dad."
"We just came to give you the results of our experiment," one of them said handing the a DVD.
Sam stared at it. "You use DVD's?" She asked incredulously.
"Oh, no. We saw that's what you used so we made one. It was quite simple," 'Three' said beaming.
General Hammond looked positively befuddled.
"We are not lunatics," they all said simultaneously. "Anyways, best of luck with the rest of your life!" they cried heading back up the ramp. "Be good children!" 'One' added.
They held out a device, which activated the gate. "Bye!" they called before stepping through.
George watched as the 'gate shut down. "Those are certifiable nutcases," he said firmly.
Sam inserted the DVD into the player. The screen showed crystal clear colored images.
On the DVD
It showed the gate activating and SG-1 came through. As the gate deactivated. The three doctors came closer.
Daniel was greeting them and they said something back. They appeared to be given a tour as they wandered around the facility, the three doctors pointing out things. Sam and Daniel kept whispering things to each other. Suddenly there was sound.
Sam paused it and zoomed in.
"They seem harmless, sir," Sam was whispering to Jack.
Jack surveyed the area. ""They're up to something," He said looking around, suspiciously.
"Why do you say that?" Daniel asked.
"They're too darn cheerful!"
"They could be like that, sir."
"Well, I don't know, I think we should-"
The three doctors beckoned them over.
The tape went blank for a moment, then suddenly flickered back on.
The Stargate activated and they walked through. Teal'c appeared to be ordering them to do something then he left. Sam pulled out a book and began to read.
The tape stopped again then continued
Sam threw her book and Daniel grabbed it and went behind the Stargate, apparently to read. Suddenly it zoomed in. Sam and Jack were in the corner making out.
Sam paused it. "Sir-" she began desperately.
"Major Carter, please play it," Hammond requested.
She reluctantly hit play.
The 'making out' continued for about 15 minutes then Teal'c rushed in and pulled them away. The screen suddenly showed the three doctors injecting them with the purple liquid. Just as quickly, it flipped to the three doctors waving good-bye and it ended.
Jack and Sam were scarlet.
"I take it you have no memory of this."
They shook their heads vigorously. "General-" Jack began.
"I believe you, Jack," He assured them. "I trust this won't be shown to anyone else?"
"NO!"
"Good, dismissed!"
Jack and Sam bolted from the room followed by their companions.
General Hammond chuckled and headed into his office and pressed a number. "Mr. President? I have to ask a favor..."
Tyler rubbed his hands with glee. "And that's a wrap!"
The other security guard nodded. "I'll have the tapes delivered to you later."
"Thanks!"
Hey! Hoped you liked this chapter! BTW The Doctor's are just to be funny... I've always wanted to a character like that before!
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