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Previously on Stargate SG-1…
"There, sir."
General Hammond looked relieved to have control of the system again.
"Dismissed."
"Carter!"
"Hey, sir."
"How'd the talk go?"
"Okay, until Pete came over."
"Pete?"
And now the continuation...
"Pete? Pete Shanahan, the stalker cop you dated for a while?"
"He wasn't a stalker-"
"He followed you around and did a background check on you!"
"HE'S A COP!"
"So?"
"Cops do that!"
All of the sudden, they burst into laughter. At the exact same time the gate activated...
The iris spun open and one of the doctors walked through, beaming.
Jack could have sworn General Hammond was about to go crazy the moment he saw the man!
"Hammie, my old friend!" 'Two' called waving cheerily.
General Hammond released a sigh. "What can I do for you?"
"Just came to give you the rest of our experiment," He handing him two more DVD's. "And we hope you'll visit soon," he said with a giggle as he left.
General Hammond hurried into his office. "That man gives me a headache," he grumbled inserting one of the DVD's into the player.
10 minutes later
General Hammond left his office still laughing
"8 months?"
"So it's now or then."
"Dad, couldn't you-"
"I have to leave in two weeks. I need an answer by tomorrow."
Sam sighed. "Let me talk to Jack."
"2 WEEKS?"
"We could wait eight months, sir."
"8 MONTHS?"
"Yeah."
Jack buried his face into his hands. "Whoa."
"Jack, we can wait the eight months."
"I know."
"But...?"
Jack looked at her. "I don't WANT to wait eight months. I was thinking more like four but... now or later... heck, I'll take now."
She stared into his eyes. "You sure? Remember, Dad doesn't allow for divorce," she said on a more serious note.
"Yeah, I'm sure."
She grinned and kissed him.
"Sam, the blue is more becoming."
Sam frowned. "You have no taste."
"I do too. Black reveals… stuff... blue is tasteful, sets off your eyes and you won't be wearing it long, anyways."
"JANET!"
Her friend looked at her unrepentantly.
"Why not both?" Cassie asked.
They stared at her. "WE HAVE A BUDDING GENIUS AMONG US!" Sam called.
"Sam!" Cassie protested looking around to make no one was watching them.
Janet and Sam exchanged giggles.
Cassie rolled her eyes. "Come on, we have13 days until Sam's wedding. We hired a church and a decorator so that's done. Daniel's doing photos, food is taken care of, I think we have it all…"
"Except the clothes," Sam reminded her.
"And lingerie..."
"Cassandra Fraiser!"
She grinned. "That's my name, don't wear out it out!" she called cheekily pushing the cart ahead.
"That girl," Sam muttered.
"No, we need a size bigger."
The salesman looked at Teal'c. "I'm sure we can find something," he managed to say hurrying into the backroom.
The three men grinned at each other. "Go try one on," Daniel said looking at Jack.
"I'm wearing my dress blues," He protested.
"Why is it that I may not wear my 'suit' that you provided me with when we believed Daniel Jackson to be dead?"
"That was over six years ago," Daniel protested.
The salesman hurried back in. "Will this do?" he asked.
"No," Teal'c said after careful inspection.
The hassled salesman hurried off again...
"Tyler, I have a great idea," Will began, looking over at the man.
Tyler listened then nodded. "I like it..."
"O'Neill, I would have to gain many pounds in order to wear this," Teal'c objected.
"Buddy, I'm sure someone can fix it," Jack insisted.
Teal'c sighed. "This will do."
The salesman sighed with relief. "Great! Just come with me..."
"No!"
"Come on Mom! Purple is so the rage!"
Janet eyed the dress. "I'm. Not. Wearing. That."
"Wanna bet?" Cassie asked pushing her mom into the dressing room.
Janet sighed.
An hour later...
"So what did you girls get?" Daniel asked.
"Nothing," they all said simultaneous.ly.
Jack stared pointedly at the bags
"We grabbed a few things..." Sam said in a casual tone.
Ten days flew by... things were going smoothly... there was only one problem
"He's not going to dress as a girl! He doesn't even wear clothes!"
"Sam, we have to invite him."
"I know, but we'll have to think of a different disguise for him."
Sam sighed. "Yeah, I guess. But how do you disguise a naked alien without hurting his feelings?"
Thor eyed the small tuxedo. "Is this not meant for the Earth children?"
"Uh, yeah, anyways, everybody is wearing them to the wedding, and we thought we'd bring you once since you guys don't seem to have... clothes..." Jack began refusing to meet Thor's bright, black eyes.
"You wish me to 'blend' in, O'Neill?"
"It's not us, it's the-"
"I understand," Thor began. "How does one put this one?"
Jack suppressed a chuckle "Well, you..."
"Success!"
Sam stared at him. "He's going to wear it?"
Jack nodded. "Showed him how to put it on and everything."
"Did you get a picture?"
He nodded and showed her the digital camera. She looked at the picture and burst out laughing.
Mark leaned against the wall and watched the wedding rehearsal
"No, sweetie, leave the petals there."
Elizabeth looked at her. "Mom says we always have to pick up our stuff when we're done!"
Allison Carter hurried over. "It's okay THIS time sweetie," she assured her.
The seven year old shrugged and tossed her thick, blond braid. "Can we do it again, Aunt Sam?"
Sam nodded.
Jack, Teal'c, Daniel and General Hammond quickly took their places. The music began and Janet, Cassie and Allison began their walk up the aisle. Timmy Carter walked up the aisle proudly holding the cushion with the two rings. Elizabeth began to sprinkle the petals. She demurely walked up then stood by Cassie with whom she was already fast friends. Carter and Jacob began their walk. The 'mock' ceremony began; ending with Jack escorting Sam away, followed Elizabeth and Timmy holding hands while the various men escorted the ladies.
"Good job!" Sam praised.
"Thanks, Aunt Sam," they both chirped. "Can we go to your house now?"
"Why?" she asked curiously.
"You have chocolate ice-cream! That's our favorite!" Timmy said with a toothy smile.
"I know, I bought it just for you," she said picking up the boy and swinging him around.
"My turn, Aunt Sam!" Elizabeth cried.
Jack grabbed her and swung her around, high and fast. "Was that fun?" he asked setting down the little girl.
"Oh, yes, Mr. O'Neill!"
"Will you me a favor?"
"If I can."
"Will you call me Uncle Jack?"
"May I, Daddy?"
Mark gave a little sigh. This O'Neill fellow was all wrong for his sister. Pete was a great guy, why couldn't she have stuck with him? He gave a quick nod to his daughter.
"Are we ready to go?" Cassie asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Let's hit the road then!"
The wedding's soon!
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