It was the annual Father/Son, Master/Padawan baseball game.
"Now son, hitting a baseball is a lot like using a light saber. Remember when I cut Ben in half?" Darth Vader demonstrated the slicing technique.
"Okay dad, I got it." Luke headed off to bat.
"Oh and Luke, May the force be with you." Darth Vader headed off to the field ready to catch whatever lame foul Luke would probably hit.
Luke planted his feet at home. He closed his eyes to focus on the force and prepared to swing.
"Strike one!" yelled the umpire, who happened to be C3PO speaking for R2-D2's call.
"What! I didn't feel it in the force!"
"Come on kid this is baseball!" Qui-gon argued from second base.
Yoda threw another pitch. This time Luke kept his eyes open and actually hit the ball right to the short stop, who caught it in the air.
"Out!"
Obi-wan shook his head knowing he'd have to try to make up for his teammate's loss. The pitch came; Obi swung at hit it out to second. Qui-Gon jumped and stretched out his hand to get the ball. He would have caught it but the ball slipped through his glove on the account that he was a ghost.
"Good job." Darth Vader replied sarcastically as Kenobi landed on third.
The game continued for three hours. It was late and the father and masters were equally matched with their sons and padawans. Kenobi and Vader being the only ones that scored throughout the whole game, were unsatisfied that the game ended as a tie. Darth Vader was arguing with R2 about his last run, when Yoda called Luke over to tell him something secretly.
"Luke, get on the Star Destroyer. We're going home." Luke hurried to follow his father.
"We have a home?"
"The new Death Star, duh."
"Your not going to blow up more planets are you?"
"No, this one's just for show. I made sure it was extra shinny."
"Cool."
Later That Day
Vader headed down the hall furiously. "Luke! Luke! You are in so much trouble mister," he shouted trying to be louder than the music that came from Luke's room. "insert self esteem lines here," came echoing down the hallway.
Anakin finally pushed the open the door to looks room. "Dude! The Offspring sucks, besides your voice is too high pitched to be singing to it. Your better suited for The Darkness."
"The Offspring does not suck. You suck." Anakin put Luke into one of his death grips, waited until he turned blue then let him go.
"Listen to Metallica or something and stop being so wimpy." Anakin left the room only to hear Luke start up the music again. Two can play at this game.
Vader plugged in his amp and started playing some Pantera songs over the Death Stars Commlink System. Luke was utterly annoyed and the battle of seeing who could play their music louder lasted until dinner.
