At Dinner
"So Dad how come you never told me I had a sister?"
"You have a sister?"
"Yeah, Master Yoda told me it was Princess Leia."
"I didn't know. I left your mom after I found out she was pregnant."
"Can we visit her?"
"Sure. Tomorrow."
The Next Morning
They headed for Princess Leia's home planet, which was never actually destroyed. Anakin decided not to wear his Darth Vader outfit; he didn't want to freak his only daughter out. When they arrived at the palace they took seats in the main dinning hall. Anakin felt a sense of pride that his child was able to run such a beautiful place, unlike Luke who was a complete loser. Leia entered the room.
Luke bent over and whispered into his father's ear. "She's hot."
"Dude, that's incest." Vader looked at his son disgusted.
Leia took a seat across from them. She smiled weakly and questioned, "What brings you two here?"
"Leia," the dark lord started, "I am your father."
"Sweet." Leia responded. Ani was quite surprised. Hopefully his daughter would be a lot cooler than his brain dead son.
There was a moment of silence. Darth Vader leaned into the table and whispered to the princess, "Do you want to see my mask?"
"Umm, okay?" Leia was a bit distraught at the random question. But Lord Vader was pleased he opened his brief case and took out a burlap bag with holes in it.
"Scarecrow!" Luke cried.
"Opps, wrong one." He reached further back and pulled out a very intimidating black one. "Here it is." He quickly put it over his head. "Now I'm Batman."
"But your evil." Luke protested.
"And you're stupid." Leia taunted her brother.
"You have buns on your head."
"Your hair belongs to The Beatles."
"Children stop bickering, or I'll have to ground you both." Ani felt like he might actually be able to fit his role of being a father.