Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Nightmare Before Christmas! Though if I did, I would have Donald blow things up more, and Kairi a bit older, have Oogie Boogie be from Brooklyn, and have Lock, Shock, and Barrel chop someone's head off.

Authors Note: Is seen sobbing like crazy I'M SORRY! I HAVEN'T HAD WRITERS BLOCK! I AM JUST LAZY! SOB PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I HAVE THE WHOLE STORY IN MY HEAD! I WILL UPDATE MORE! I SWEAR! And I will follow both Nightmare1's and Keyblade Mastah's requests! Just you wait!

Jack

It was 9:00 PM. Just an hour away from the most spooktacular performance that will even make the most brave hearted gasp in horror! The decorations were set, bats fluttered across the land, the heartless menacingly stood at their wait, waiting for Riku's lead, all my guests, from this world, and many, many other worlds lingered and socialized, the-

"Riku your hand's in the toaster!" Screamed Kairi.

"Wah- AHHHH! AHHHH! GETITOFFGETITOFF! AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!" I witnessed Riku running around screaming, hoping that he does not anything foolish during the performance. Then Riku let him self free from his prison, and sighed in relief. "Ahh, thank god that is over."

"Your hand is in it again!" Yelled Peter Pan, who was mostly digging into the worm's wort stew when he managed to look up, for one reason or another.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUU!" Riku smashed the toaster into the wall and managed to break it, ending its rain of terror forever. Then I saw Sora, who was walking up to me, with a large scroll which I knew, had to be from The Mayor himself.

"Hey Jack," He called. "I got a something from The Mayor, it's about the plans you made for this Halloween!"

"Splendid!" I replied. "Get Riku over here to review the plans again!" He nodded, and motioned to Riku to come over here. As soon as he got here, I took the scroll from Sora's hands, and read the performance section. "'The performance will start with The Ghosts, Ghouls, Zombies, Heartless, and many other creatures to sing and dance, and I immagine the Heartless performance will be most noted at that. Then Sora, dressed as Ichobad Crane, and Riku as the Headless Horseman, will ride across the party area on Ghost Stallions, and Riku will throw a flaming Pumpkin at Sora. Sora will fall into the fountain, and I will be wearing the same style of clothing Sora wore, and make a ghostly, haunting rise from the grave.' How do you like it?"

"Not bad." Riku stated. "Yet I would have to have someone else control the heartless while I do my bit."

"That can be arranged." Then, out of nowhere, a tall man, wearing a strange black outfit, with long silver hair walked in on us.

"Sephiroth?" Sora looked confused as he said it. "What are you doing here?"

"Well well, someone forgot to invite me to the party-" He was interrupted by Tidus.

"Okay, you quoted a crappy villain from a Spyro The Dragon Game, why should I fear you?" And with that, well, lets just say Tidus was air born for about ten seconds.

"Anyways, I have the power to control the heartless to, just like old Ansem did. Too bad that after Kingdom Hearts was sealed, he lost that power completely." Sephiroth was fingering a long, well forged keyblade, which I believe now, is called "One Winged Angel" or something. Ansem snorted at that remark.

"Just because I am not evil anymore, that doesn't make me completely weak!"

"I did not mention that, though I will get on that some other time. I am going elsewhere, see you." He walked away somewhere, probably around where Oogie, Hades, and Iago were chatting.

"I hate that guy!" Yelled Riku, with his fists clenched.

"You mean you hate your own father?" Ansem answered smugly.

"WHAT!" Riku's eyes went wide, and he walked to the snack bar, muttering how his life was damned from the beginning. I sighed, and went to inspect the party. Yuffie, Squall, Cloud, Aerith, and Ansem were somewhere around the town hall, discussing something about movies, Sora, Riku, and Kairi were at the snack bar, trying to calm the shocked Riku down. Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, and some of the Lost Boys were chatting with Lock, Shock, and Barrel, or Oogie's Boys as people called them. Aladdin, Abu, Genie, and Jasmine were in the stone pumpkin head, talking about something, with a few plates full of snacks and candy with them, Jane and Tarzan were on top of my house, which was still covered with toilet paper from earlier, thanks to the Oogie Boys. Phil was flirting with Aerith, while Hercules was ready to drag Phil out of their at the first warning of blood shed, Donald, Goofy, King Mickey, Daisy, Minnie, Jiminy, Huey, Dewy, and Luey were looking up, admiring the decorations, Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka, who mysteriously made it to the party were near Sora and the rest, pigging out at the snack bar, and Alice and some of the other Princesses of Heart were near the lab, and I overheard them talking about "Sushi" once or twice.

The true citizens, however, were scattered everywhere. As a matter in fact, I accidentally bumped into The Mayor, who was seen holding a large bottle of vodka. His face immediately switched to his sad face when he looked up at me.

"Oh, uh hi Jack! Hehehe!" His "hehehe" sounded pretty nervous.

"Now now Mayor, I told you that there would be no alcohol at this party."

"Oh yes, right you are! I will get rid of it right away!" He stood there for a few seconds, still looking at me.

"How about I just take it, all right?"

"Very well." I grabbed the vodka, The Mayors grip was resistingly strong, but I got it. I clutched the bottle in my hands, and walked back to my house. I unlocked the door and went up to my lab. I put the bottle in my small cooler, slammed the lid, and that was that, or so I thought.

The party went swell for most of the hour, though I did find someone who became a victim of spiking, though I am not sure what was spiked. I tried the punch, and I got nothing. Anyways, about the incident.

"And then big ol' Jafar said, 'Genie, my third wish is to make me an all power weenie!'" Slurred Aladdin.

"Uh, Al, Jafar said genie." Stated Genie.

"Oh." Aladdin hiccupped, and I smelled his breath.

"Uh oh! He's drunk! Guys, make sure he doesn't eat or drink anything intill I find out what contains alcohol!" I walked away, which I am glad I did when Al started to play with a can of 'EZ Cheese.' I knew it was The Mayor's vodka, so I would have to talk to him tomorrow.

There was also one more incident before the show. You see, Lock and the rest weren't so happy when Sora, me, and Donald beat them up, so they attempted revenge. They were all in a portapod, and they had a pack of balloons with them. They were filling them with water, and once they got them all filled, they came to some difficulties. However, at the time I wasn't too sure what was going on in there right then, but judging from what they said, I am glad they were talking about balloons. And about that time they spoke louder, so everyone could here...

"Uh, guys, it's stuck!"

"Dammit Barrel! Why did you have to have a big white one!"

"Okay, here push it!"

"No dude, your gonna break it!"

"Pull it a little!"

"Ow! It slapped back at me!" At about that time, a little splashing noise occurred.

"Oh you broke it!"

"Here, let get you another one." Then a little inflation noise was made.

"Lock, I told you to quit sucking that!"

"But it tastes good!"

"Okay, lets do it!"

Then the door opened. While most people gapped in horror in the thought of three naked kids jumping out, but instead a group of three fully dressed menaces, were holding at least 12 dozen balloons. Then Lock started to suck on a loly pop again.

"I told you to quit sucking that." Said Shock.

"ATTACK!" They screamed in unison. They started to plummet Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Me with water balloons. This went on for a good 15 minutes. 15 minutes I tell you! I finally put a stop to it, which of course involved scaring them out of their wits. Then, The Mayor got onto the stands, and held up his microphone.

"It is now time for all those who are associated in the yearly Halloween Performance to get ready for their parts and take there places." I went to the dressing rooms, where Sora and some others were getting into costume, and slipped on some garments, and I took my places. Now all I must do is wait for the first verse, and prepare...

Authors Note 2: Tidus was talking about Ripto, from Spyro: Ripto's Rage, a game from Insomniac Games. And sorry about the long update, I was going to update earlier this week, I swear! But the DSL in my neighbor hood was knocked down, so I couldn't get online at home intill today! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! NO! WAIT! DON'T RUN! NO! Oh, I think I need a hug!