Authors Note: Just want to get one thing cleared up. When I originally wrote this, COM wasn't out yet, so that's the reason there is ZERO mention of the game. Trying to maintain the time period of 2003.
Okay, that is probably the stupidest thing I have ever said.
There is a brief special guest appearance at the beginning of this chapter, if you can guess who it is, you win my love and an digital cookie! YAY! There will be a second one in the story too, but a little more obvious. AKA, he is awarded the first award.
It was about an hour later after the previous events that occurred, the party would be over soon.
"Come on Selphie, pirates do cats all the time, why not us, we're in costume!"
"Tidus, where the heck did you get that information!"
"I saw a pic on the internet!"
There was a long silence.
"So, you wanna?"
SLAP!
Jack walked over to Sora, who was talking to a strange young man.
"Erm, I normally don't go to social occasions like this, I mean, I am homicidally insane, and I have done terrible things with salad tongs. It's really denting up my social life." The man said. Then, a random, frighteningly normal looking person's voice was heard over the crowd, something about gonads. Whatever it was, anyone could tell it was stupid. "Now, if you excuse me..." The man got out his machete, and proceeded to the source.
Sora backed off. This person had already creeped him out by saying that he had been talking to dead bunnies and Styrofoam Pillsbury Doughboys, and that often mutilated people in disturbing ways, people who he viewed as idiots. As the man walked away, something fell from his pocket, it appeared to be a comic.
Sora has obtained 'Happy Noodle Boy comic'.
"Sora, have you seen Oogie's kids?" Jack asked Sora.
"No, why?"
"I have a feeling Oogie is up to something, he always is." At that point, Donald and Goofy gave a status report.
"We couldn't find anybody, but someone drained the Gummi Ships energy cells, it would take overnight for them to charge up again!" Donald quacked.
"We won't be able to fly out of here till mornin'!" Goofy added.
Jack sighed. He would worry about this after the party. He thanked them both. Party would go on for another hour.
After a while, there was a small funeral occurring.
Wakka had set up his ham sandwich against the wall, walked close to it, he had tears forming in his eyes. Tidus approached the sandwich, and tilted his head into the air, and howled, and walked off. Selphie saw the ham sandwich, and ran and hugged Wakka, crying for a couple of seconds, then walked off.
Wakka then held the ham sandwich in his arms, and walked into the fountain, with the strange, green liquid. He dropped the sandwich into the 'water', down miles, and miles below. This was strange, because the water only reached his knees.
Meanwhile, with the villains...
Seymour had came back with some taffy. The villains were all in their new lair (AKA, they got a couple of tables and put a couple of king sized blankets over it, Table Fort!
"What is the current situation?" Asked Jafar.
"It appears that Sephiroth went independent, and built himself his own Fort, out of couch cushions!" Seymour lifted the blanket a little to show that Sephiroth had arranged about 8 cushions in a little box shape, with a small window where Sephiroth stared out, glaring.
"And Ansem?"
"He ate a bunch of candy and is running around in the corn field." He lifted up the blanket again, and in the distance you can see a UFO abduct a man, who just so happened to be very tanned.
On the UFO...
"By abducting random drunks and stuffing metal things up their asses, the Planet Earth shall soon be under our control!" Kane said, and both him and Kodos laughed diabolically.
Back in the table fort...
"Now, what be the plan, Oogie? If consists of just sitting under here all night eating junk food, then I want a pillow!" Captain Hook was getting cranky.
"Yeah bug boy, get us some chips or somethin', our blood sugar level's getting lower then limbo! At least get me something flammable." Hades was rather uncomfortable, he felt like he was sitting on a dead gerbil or something.
"Oh, don't even TALK about gasses! Jafar is Taco Bell king, especially in his genie mode!" Iago screeched out.
"Silent, bird." Jafar retorted.
"Now now boys, I'ma cookin' somethin' up real good!" Oogie Boogie said menacingly.
Just then Sephiroth poked his head into the fort.
"I smell gummy worms, God help you all if you do not share!" Sephiroth demanded.
Back at the party...
It was 11:30, the reward show had started, and The Mayor announced each one.
"Our first award will be for Most Charismatic Undead, which goes to... Bub!"
Bub the Zombie slouched onto the stage, took the trophy, and saluted the audience.
"These rewards are usually the same every year, to the same people, although we do get new comers occasionally." Said Jack to the Destiny Islanders, as well as Donald and Goofy.
"Our next award for Most Children Traumatized in a single night goes to Michael Ja-"
WE INTERRUPT THIS FANFICTION WITH A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCE
Hello, I'm Steven Day, AKA Sansai Sarinatan, the author of this fanfiction. As you see here, I was about to make a Michael Jackson joke, but that's just too stupid, even by my standards, which are LOW.
The court has found Jacko innocent, in a legal sense, he did not molest anyone.
So please, STOP WITH ALL THE JOKES ALREADY! I want to remember MJ as a musician, not a wanker.
THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE STFU ASSOCIATION, WE MAY NOW CONTINUE WITH MORE TASTEFUL HUMOUR THEN WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY ATTEMPTED, YOU MAY CONTINUE TO READ THIS FANFICTION
"BUTT MUNCH!" Wakka yelled. I am not sure why, Wakka himself probably isn't so sure as well.
There was a period of award giving for the half hour. Jack of course won for Most Frightening, Riku won award for 'Best Use of Silver Hair' (which ticked off Sephiroth, and Ansem could sense it, even while being probed), The Trix Cereal Rabbit won the award for 'Most Mutilated Children Bodies' (they should've just gave him the cereal), and Tidus got an award for his extreme puberty caused perversion. Well, not really, but he did constantly try to look up Selphie's skirt though, so he could've won the award, right?
At the Table Fort...
"So, that is your big plan? Please tell me it's something BETTER then that, actually something THREATENING!" Seymour exclaimed.
"Hey, yah don't like it, you can go with all them other Squaresoft villains." Oogie said bluntly.
"No, that's not a good idea, they kicked me out because no one took me seriously, I mean, I threatened to kill all life in Spira! What more do they want!" Seymour sighed. He gave in.
Oogie's kids then walked into the fort.
"You guys got tha supplies?" Oogie asked. They all nodded.
"Eggs, CHECK! Water balloons, CHECK, TP, CHECK, used condoms, CHECK, Hilary Duff CD's, CHECK!" The trio said in unison.
"Ew, used condoms!" Exclaimed Barrel.
"Ew, Hilary Duff!" Exclaimed Shock.
"This is gonna be great boss! We'll be doin' the tricks this time!" Lock laughed.
"Good!" Oogie smiled.
Back at the party...
The party was almost over, and it was discovered that several people were drunk.
Aladdin was still drunk from the last chapter, is locked in the Town Hall right now. In another cell was Alice, who was so intoxicated she was asking people to get in HER rabbit hole. And Peter Pan got an FUI, Flying Under the Influence. People, don't drink and fly. That poor pigeon would still be in one piece if Peter had let a friend fly for him.
Jack still couldn't figure out what food item was spiked. Everyone had gone home, except for the villains, Donald and Goofy, and the Destiny Island kids.
"Since all three of our Gummi Ships are not going to be able to fly till morning, I will allow you eight to stay at my home, I have about enough room." They all chattered in agreement, and walked to their homes, while the villains plotted in their hide out. Selphie to make sure to get some of the remaining Worms Wart, which was eaten very much by Aladdin, Alice, and Peter Pan.
Inside Jack's house...
Sally was stitching one of her fingers back on. There was a slight accident in the kitchen, minor inconvenience. Zero flew around the room, his canine nose had detected a nice bit of pumpkin pie in the kitchen. Sally had stayed home most of the day. She never was too found of parties, she was rather shy.
She looked out the window, and saw Finklestien's Lab. When she was a young ghoul, she just hated being trapped, being thought of nothing more then an experiment, an animal. She then noticed, that there were people sneaking into the lab. She thought one of them was-
The door bell screamed. She looked down the window to see the boyish grin of her husband. She also saw he had brought along half a dozen friends. That was rather unusual. "Coming!" She ran down the stairs.
END OF CHAPTER SIX
Authors Note 2: I like how I ended this one, I sorta consider it a test of my writing skills. Not too shabby, but I'm learning. Infact, I think this is my favourite chapter so far.