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Sally opened the door. "Hello Jack, I hope you have had a pleasant evening." Sally said in slightly meek tone. She then turned her gaze to the squad of teenagers, a duck, and a dog behind her skeleton husband.
"Even better, I had a terrifying evening!" Jack grinned what would've been ear to ear, if Jack had them.
"I see you have guests over." Sally said, while Tidus waved.
"Oh, they are having troubles with their gummi ships, so they will just have to rest here tonight." The Destiny Islanders and the King's most loyal subjects walked into the small tower afterwards. Oh well, Sally didn't mind too much, she could use the company. Besides, now Jack wouldn't complain of her making too much pumpkin pie.
With the oh so fiendish villains...
Oogie led Seymour Guado, Jafar, Iago, Hades, and Captain Hook to the gates of Doctor Finklestien's lab, and started to sneak around in the bushes outside, except for Seymour. He was rather annoyed by all of this, he just wanted to get over with whatever they were going to do.
"Psst, hey Oogie!" Hades whispered, crouching down in one of the bushes, try hard to not torch the leaves.
"What do you want, Heck?" Oogie called Hades that just to annoy him, it worked.
"Grr... Hey, where exactly did these bushes come from?"
"Oh, I dunno, they weren't here before, that crazy old doc must've put them there a lil' while ago." The villains stumbled through the bushes, trying to get to the front porch.
"...Something smells foul..." Jafar said, as he sniffed the air in disgust.
"Oh yeah, like you're one to talk!" Exclaimed Iago. Jafar gave his charming little bird a death glare.
Captain Hook dug his hook into the ground, and lifted it up. "Ay, it be fresh manure, probably fertilizer it be!" He told them all, each one giving a look of disgust. There was a long silence, and finally Oogie spoke up.
"Hey guys, I dun feel so hot..."
In the laboratory...
"I'm so glad you were able to come, Hojo." Dr. Finklestien took a sip of his tea.
"As am I, my old friend." Professor Hojo put a couple more lumps in his.
"Now tell me, how did the Jenova Project go? I heard something about it about five years ago, something about your experiment, Sephiroth."
"It was a success, although not all would agree." Hojo took a sip of his tea, and laughed maniacally. "I was largely aided by Professor Gast's research, who reluctantly gave it up."
"And the child, Sephiroth I believe?"
"Oh yes, of course, I had injected the Jenova Cells while he was still in his mother's womb, my son progressed rather well, but of course he couldn't resist the manipulation of Jenova."
"One can say you won't win father of the year, but the data you collected must've been miraculous!"
"It was indeed."
There was a short silence.
"So, what have you been up to?" Hojo started.
"Oh, besides the usual thing, I have been researching the heart." Dr. Finklestien said, as Jewel walked into the room, placed on the table some biscuits. "I finally gave up on that young fool Sally, you read about her on my weblog. I got me a more obedient, efficient replacement."
Igor had walked into the room, and eyed the plate of biscuits hungrily. "Mmmm, dog biscuits!" Igor rasped.
"No Igor! These are people biscuits! Dog biscuits are on the plate in the kitchen!" Finklestien shooed away his lab assistant.
"Oh, what is of your little hunchback there, Igor?" Hojo asked.
"Oh, he's been annoying me lately, he's been the test subject for most of my experiments lately. Like tonight I tried to get some common house bushes to produce a zombifying chemical. Unfortunately, it was unsuccessful, so all it does is give anyone explosive diarrhea on skin contact." Almost on cue, screams of agony can be heard in the background, but neither of the scientists took notice.
Hojo had spit out his biscuit at that last comment. "Please Finklestien, not while I'm eating!"
Back at Jack's House
Sora and his friends were currently trying to figure out something to do.
"Hey, Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka, what happened to you guys while we were out and about traveling the worlds?" Riku asked.
"Oh, we went on a little adventure on our own, we may tell you someday." Selphie said. To all readers reading this: Hint hint!
Tidus didn't feel like telling the story, he was so totally bored. "Hey guys, lets just play a board game or something, just sitting around eating pie is boring."
"Good idea, the board games are kept in the closet, me and Sally will watch you in a little while, I'm going to go talk to her about a thing or two." Jack had said, and he left into the kitchen.
Riku walked over to the closet, and checked out what they have.
"Okay, lets see... Mystery Date: Lord of the Rings version?"
"Nah!" The rest said in unison.
"Diceless Yahtzee?"
"Nah!"
"Vegitales Monopoly?"
"NOOO!"
"Sweet Jesus no!" Exclaimed Tidus.
"Life: Final Fantasy style?"
"Yeah!" They all agreed.
Wakka w00ted, but fell back in the couch, managing to crash through the window, falling down the tower, and onto the ground below. Fortunatly, his fall was somehow propelled, and he landed safely into the bushes outside the laboratory.
They all had sweatdrops on their foreheads.
"We better start up the game, before you guys get too bored!" Donald said anxiously.
In the kitchen...
"I hope you don't mind the extra company Sally, it was rather unexpected I have to admit." Jack said, his bony fingers brushing through Sally's hair.
"Oh, it's alright Jack, I'm just a little disappointed though. I was hoping after dinner we could go to the Moonlight Hill, and spend a quiet, nice romantic evening there." She sighed, remembering he first kiss on that hill.
"I am terribly sorry about this, I will make sure to have our nice little trip tomorrow night, just you and me." Jack smiled.
"But it's the day after Halloween, you'll be terribly busy!"
"Rest assured, I know how to manage it. Besides, I'm sure that they are good kids, it will be simply a minor inconvenience! What is the worst that could happen?"
As soon as Jack spoke, Wakka they saw Wakka fall out the window.
Half an hour later...
Wakka had claimed the bathroom as his new home, so it dropped the available players down seven.
They had just begun the game, and all of them had job classes.
Sora was a Fighter, Riku was a Red Mage, Kairi was a White Mage, Donald was a Black Mage, Goofy was a Thief, and Tidus was a Black Belt, and Selphie, who had gotten out of Balamb Garden, a Summoner. Jack and Sally watched in amusement.
"Lets see what I got.." Sora had just spun and moved his Chocobo to the appropriate square. "You have just won the heart of Princess Sara, add a pink peg to your Chocobo." He did so, and now it was Goofy's turn. "Hu-yuck, mine says I just found 400 Gil after beating a Mud Golem."
Kairi's turn. "A small group of Forest Imps just attacked you in your sleep. If you have one or more children, they will have eaten one." She groaned, and discarded one of her blue pegs.
Tidus grinned, and held up a bag containing the little people-pegs to Selphie. "Would you care to have some of my children?" She asked slyly. Sighed. She knew that Tidus hanging around those Irvine and Zidane fellows was a bad idea.
With the villains...
They were all sitting near the fountains, groaning, except for Seymour.
"You were lucky I had a few remedies on me, or else you guys would've completely dehydrated." Seymour lectured them all.
"Ugh, sorry for torching you and stuff Hook, I couldn't control it." Hades apologized, but Hook still seemed to be in a traumatized daze.
"Alright, this time, we're gonna go into the lab through the back door this time!" Oogie said, while the others nodded in agreement.
"Why are we trying to get into the lab anyways? And where is Lock, Shock, and Barrel?" Seymour asked.
"Lock, Shock, and Barrel forgot the silly string, they're back at mah mansion gettin' it. The reason we are at the lab, is 'cause we still need one moh thing- EZ Cheese." Oogie answered.
"DUN DUN DUN!"
"Will you quit doing that?" Jafar asked.
"Eh, sorry." Iago apologized.
Back at the house...
"Oh, you did not just buy the shares to Shin-Ra Inc before me!" Riku exclaimed.
"Finders keepers losers weepers!" Tidus snickered.
"I'll weep you!" Riku threatened.
End of Chapter Seven
Author's Note: Yes, I may someday in the future make a fan fic based on the adventures of Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka. Only after I complete another fanfiction I plan on writing after this one...