Author's Note: A little late with the fanfic, just finished Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, it was great!

Oh, and to answer- eh, toehaxxor? Something like that? Anyways, I might as well list all characters that were not in Kingdom Hearts, that I didn't make up.

Kane and Kodos are obviously the tentacle armed aliens from The Simpsons

Seymour Guado is from the video game Final Fantasy X

Johnny (Crazy kid) is from Johnny, the Homicidal Maniac comics by Jhonen Vasque

Bub (the zombie) is from Day of the Dead, a movie by George A. Romero

Professor Hojo is an NPC from Final Fantasy VII

Now that's all cleared up, lets get on with the show- erm, fanfiction thingy. Ah, thingy, the perfect word.

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"I KEEL YOU!" Selphie's fingers were gripped tightly around Tidus's neck. Jack and Sally were desperately trying to pull the kids apart.

"IT'S MY TURN, MINE!" Tidus choked, as Jack pulled him away from Selphie. The others looked in shock (except for Wakka, he was making regular 'URGH' noises from the bathroom.

"Is it really that hard to keep these kids entertained?" Donald whispered to Goofy.

"I don't think Sora and his best friends are like that, just those other three kids." Goofy replied.

"Yeah, they always get like this during board games." Kairi said. "I still get nightmares about 'The Clue Incident of 2003.' Lets just say, Selphie did it, in the living room, and with the blitzball."

AT DOCTOR FINKLESTIEN'S LABORATORY...

Oogie Boogie was rummaging through the laboratory, trying to find what he was looking for.

"Uh, lets see here." He then started to read off names of cans and potions. "Al Bhed Potion, Anti-Warts, Wolfbane Spray, Ent Viagra- hmm, wonder if Ents get morning wood."

BadumPISH!

"Now, what have I told you, Iago?" Jafar said as walked into the room.

"That I won't make comic sound effects." Iago said with an annoyed sigh.

"Ah, ah didja use da sleepin' gas on 'em?" Oogie asked.

"Err, not exactly..." Jafar replied.

"What? How is it that them two eggheads and their little lab pets won't come bustin' in hear?" Oogie barked.

"Well, I sorta panicked, so I just thrashed my head against their heads a good number of times till they got all sleepy." Jafar rubbed his heel into the ground sheepishly.

"What? Ah, that's good enough." Oogie then found it.

"What's that Oogie?" Jafar asked, eyeing the metallic spray can.

"It's SUPER THICK E-Z CHEESE!" Oogie grinned. "It's gonna be hell teh get out, ya know, Jack won't know what hit 'em!"

"Now, if you pardon me if I pry, but have I already said your plan is ridicules?" Seymour Guado walked into the room.

"Yeah yeah, at least a dozen times bah now. Where's Hades and Hook?" Oogie asked.

"Well, Hook is still out of it, avoiding Hades at all costs, and avoids having Hades's back turned to him. He's currently in the corner sobbing. Hades decided to doodle on the unconcious people's faces with permanent marker. 'Boogie's Boys', which is a strange thing to call them, seeing as they have one girl, anyways, had joined him." Seymour had given his status report.

"Man, ah wonder 'bout Ansem and Sephiroth..." Oogie trailed off.

IN AN EMPTY FIELD...

Sephiroth was walking down the large crop field at Halloween Town's border. It was difficult to navigate through the thick corn stalks, but luckily for him he'd find a few small area's where something had made the crops bent over, but not broken. He had came out here as soon as he saw his friend Ansem disappear out in the distance, with a bright, green light beam. He had to admit that it was creepy out here, only other sound he could here other then the ones the crickets and himself made, he could here a small rustling sound, perhaps only about several yards away. His pace quickened, the other's quickened too. He got into a clearing when-

BUMPTH!

"Ow, what are you doin'out in the middle of the night, running into little girls and- woah, cool sword!"

Sephiroth had ran into the strangest looking little girl he had ever seen. She appeared to be about nine or ten years old, and was wearing a long, thick black dress, with a white flap and black tie, something you would dress up a corpse at a funeral. Her blond hair, medium length seemed to had been drained of life in colour. Her skin was pale, and her left eye...

"Erm, yes, it's a one of a kind. So tell me, what are you doing out here yourself?" Sephiroth asked.

She shrugged. "I dunno, felt like I, 'spose. Who are you?"

"My name is Sephiroth, yours?" Sephiroth wasn't certain to say anything else.

"Lenore." She said. Her attention gazed upward. "That's funny."

Sephiroth looked up, he saw a flashing light in the sky, and immediately knew what it was. "We gotta go, before they abduct us!" He said, grabbing Lenore (despite protesting), probably because she gave off the an 'Hug me or I'll destroy you' atmosphere about her. But despite his efforts, he saw overhead the flying saucer. It shot out an tractor beam, he let go of Lenore, who's reaction was 'Oooh, aliens!'. Sephiroth grabbed onto a stalk of corn, but all he had succeeded was having his pants sucked off. He finally gave in, his screams could be heard in the night...

BACK AT THE LAB...

"Ah suppose they're probably doin' fine." Oogie had said. He found his men had practically smeared maker on Hojo's normally pail face, Finklestien had little scribbles and things like flowers and kitties drawn on him, Jewel was given facial hair, while there were several games of Tic Tac Toe on Igor's head. The villains packed up, and started towards Jack's house...

AT JACK'S HOME...

Selphie had decided to become a puppeteer, and decided to put on a show, with sock puppets!

"I am 'da Dark Lord Sauron, and I have forged 'da One Ring, TOO RULE DEM ALL!" Bellowed the left hand puppet.

"Oh, but I am the Dark Lord Voldemort, my soul is shatter-" The right hand puppet was interrupted.

"SPOILER AND YOU DIE!" Sora threatened Selphie. While Selphie went on with the show, Sora and Riku tried to get into conversation.

"Hey, Sora?" Riku asked.

"Yeah?" Said Sora.

"What do you think about, well, you know what happens at the end." Riku said.

"Oh, you mean when-" Sora was cut off, as a Hilary Duff CD was thrown through the closed window, and broke through the bathroom door.

"AHHH! THAT SCARED DA CRAP OUT OF ME, yah!" He exclaimed. "Huh, that's one way to get it out..."

Jack stood up, and went to the door. Almost immediately the house was bomb barded with eggs, water balloons splashed at the door steps, and they made sure to through the used condoms through the broken window. Jack found Boogie's Boys pelting eggs and various items, while Hook ran around throwing TP on top of the house and a dead tree near it. Hades was spraying silly string on everything he could, Jafar was knocking down the mail box, Iago's commentary didn't help. Oogie was face to face with Jack and sprayed some of his Super Thick EZ Cheese onto Jack's skull. Seymour simply sulked while leaning against the gate.

"We're under attack!" Tidus screamed, as an egg had shot into the house, and cracked hard on an old radio, a rather up beat tune started to play...

Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame

Jack was annoyed, but what could he do? "Everyone, open the windows!" Jack ordered. They hesitated, but obeyed.

I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind

The windows were all opened, then Jack took a microscope, and threw it down at the villains, giving Hook a good bump on the head.

"Find whatever we can give up, we can't let them do this!" Shouted Sora, thus a battle began...

Final Fantasy; it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife
Final Fantasy has awesome music
And that is probably why it
Always gets remixed

Selphie had started throwing some various food items in the kitchen, pleased to find Hades discovered a wad of gelatin had replaced his flaming hair.

I always buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane
You may think that I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say "Screw you!"

Kairi had gotten a face full of what she had hoped to be just a white water balloon full of mayonnaise. She screamed, and ran to the bathroom. The villains had gotten higher aims, and even more disturbing items were being thrown now.

Final Fantasy on PlayStation 2
With music by Nobuo
And graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
Must save the world again
Right here from my own den

Tidus then had a genius idea. He saw Kairi impatiently waiting outside the door. He told her to use the kitchen sink, and then opened the door, and grabbed Wakka. He screamed in protest. Tidus ran back with Wakka, and shoved his Besaidian ass out the window.

Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine
I don't know why I continue to play each game
They'll be making these 'til the end of time
Oh I guess that I will pay
For these new games 'til Doomsday

Tidus squeezed Wakka, and the villains were greeted with not so pleasant surprise...

DOWN BELOW...

Oogie's men groaned in disgust as a wave of brown rained down from the roof top, coming from the most unholy thing. Seymour instincively ran as soon as Wakka's butt was seen, and ran towards the crop fields. Oogie and his minions ran, cursing Jack Skellington's name.

ON A UFO...

Kane and Kodos looked at the latest capture. They had yet to give the young female the probe treatment, as already the silver haired men went through. They were quite perplexed.

"This young girl is different then any other specimen we have captured!" Kane said.

"Hey, are you trying to say I'm special?" Lenore asked accusingly.

"In a way..." Kane replied. Lenore just shrugged.

"This goes beyond normal human anatomy, her main organs such as the heart are inactive!" Exclaimed Kodos. "Which means that we have been lied to by human anatomy! We shall rage war on the humans!" The aliens laughed, while Ansem and Sephiroth wept, their anuses were still soar, and they had strange headgear.

Lenore however, had proceeded to unknowingly talk to another alien race.

"Ah, so at last you speak with us, Rigelians!" A high pitched, sinsiter voice came over the intercom.

"Is this a karaoke machine?" Asked Lenore.

"A what?" The voice asked.

Lenore grabbed a microphone, and began to sing a horribly off key version of the 'Trogard the Burninater' song.

"Gah, you dare make a mockery out of me by your ear poison? You will curse the day you got on the great Invader Zim's bad side!" The voice then stopped, and seconds later, the ship started to vibrate, a damage report was printing on the screens, and a single Irken ship had been blasting at the UFO. The aliens had seen Lenore standing by the communications center.

"What have you done, you've caused the Irkens to go to war with Rigel 4!" Kodos exclaimed.

"Heh, that rhymed! Lenore said with glee.

BACK IN JACK'S HOME, HALF AN HOUR LATER...

They were all sitting on the couch. Kairi's cheeks were red and sore from the constant scrubbing, she still claimed to taste salt. They had all already agreed to take a vow of silence, not to tell anyone else about what just happened, EVER again.

"Well, me and Sally are going to retire, you may rest here for the night." Jack said as he and Sally went to their room.

There was an awkward silence.

"Well, atleast Kairi can never say she's never gotten a facial." Tidus said at last. The next thing he knew, he was being flung out the window by a Selphie and Kairi tag team.

AT THE CROP FIELD...

Seymour walked through the cornfield. He knew that the plan would end badly. Why did he join? Was it because he was lonely, that the other FF Villains or the rabid fans never took him seriously? Probably so. He sighed, when he saw a strange object crash a few feet in front of him. It looked like a traditional sci-fi Flying Saucer, but was badly damaged. A small opening way unrolled like a red carpet, and a door opened. An octopus like alien opened a door way, carrying a strange, little dead girl.

"GET OUT!" He yelled, flinging Lenore at Seymour. Seymour stumbled as she took a grip on his head, and eventually fell over. The aliens then proceeded to repair the ship.

Lenore, however, had taken an interest into bobbing up and down a 'leg' of Seymour's bizarre hair. "Your hair reminds me of the aliens." Lenore told him.

Seymour cried.

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Author's Note: Well, only a chapter or so left of my story. Almost done.

The character Lenore is from a comic series by Roman Dirge, named (of couse) Lenore.

The song Robo Chocobo Voice is a remix of the chocobo theme, done by Joe Redifer.